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Âëàäèìèð Âëàäèìèðîâè÷  Ìàÿêîâñêèé
Ìèñòåðèÿ-áóôô

 
 
 
             ÃÅÐÎÈ×ÅÑÊÎÅ, ÝÏÈ×ÅÑÊÎÅ È ÑÀÒÈÐÈ×ÅÑÊÎÅ ÈÇÎÁÐÀÆÅÍÈÅ ÍÀØÅÉ ÝÏÎÕÈ
                                     Âòîðîé âàðèàíò
 
                                       Ñîäåðæàíèå
           Ìèñòåðèÿ-áóôô. Âòîðîé âàðèàíò
           Ïðîëîã è âñòàâêà êî âòîðîìó âàðèàíòó Ìèñòåðèè-áóôô
           Ëèáðåòòî  "Ìèñòåðèè-áóôô" äëÿ ïðîãðàììû ñïåêòàêëÿ â ÷åñòü III Êîíãðåññà
      Êîìèíòåðíà
           "Ìèñòåðèÿ-áóôô"  -  äîðîãà.  Äîðîãà  ðåâîëþöèè.  Íèêòî  íå ïðåäñêàæåò ñ
      òî÷íîñòüþ,  êàêèå  åùå  ãîðû  ïðèäåòñÿ  âçðûâàòü  íàì,  èäóùèì ýòîé äîðîãîé.
      Ñåãîäíÿ  ñâåðëèò  óõî  ñëîâî "Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ", à çàâòðà èìÿ åãî çàáóäóò è ñàìè
      àíãëè÷àíå.  Ñåãîäíÿ  ê  êîììóíå ðâåòñÿ âîëÿ ìèëëèîíîâ, à ÷åðåç ïîëñîòíè ëåò,
      ìîæåò áûòü, â àòàêó äàëåêèõ ïëàíåò ðèíóòñÿ âîçäóøíûå äðåäíîóòû êîììóíû.
           Ïîýòîìó,   îñòàâèâ  äîðîãó  (ôîðìó),  ÿ  îïÿòü  èçìåíèë  ÷àñòè  ïåéçàæà
      (ñîäåðæàíèå).
               áóäóùåì    âñå    èãðàþùèå,    ñòàâÿùèå,    ÷èòàþùèå,   ïå÷àòàþùèå
      "Ìèñòåðèþ-áóôô",  ìåíÿéòå  ñîäåðæàíèå,  - äåëàéòå ñîäåðæàíèå åå ñîâðåìåííûì,
      ñåãîäíÿøíèì, ñèþìèíóòíûì.
                                       ÄÅÉÑÒÂÓÞÒ:
           1.  Ñåìü  ïàð  ÷èñòûõ:  1)  Íåãóñ  àáèññèíñêèé,  2) Ðàäæà èíäèéñêèé, 3)
      Òóðåöêèé  ïàøà,  4)  Ðîññèéñêèé  ñïåêóëÿíò,  5)Êèòàåö, 6) Óïèòàííûé ïåðñ, 7)
      Êëåìàíñî,  8)  Íåìåö,  9)  Ïîï,  10)  Àâñòðàëèåö,  11) Æåíà àâñòðàëèéöà, 12)
      Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ, 13) Àìåðèêàíåö è 14) Äèïëîìàò.
           2.  Ñåìü  ïàð  íå÷èñòûõ:  1)  Êðàñíîàðìååö,  2)  Ôîíàðùèê, 3) Øîôåð, 4)
      Øàõòåð,  5) Ïëîòíèê, 6) Áàòðàê, 7) Ñëóãà, 8) Êóçíåö 9) Áóëî÷íèê, 10) Ïðà÷êà,
      11) Øâåÿ, 12) Ìàøèíèñò, 13) Ýñêèìîñ-ðûáàê è 14) Ýñêèìîñ-îõîòíèê.
           3. Ñîãëàøàòåëü.
           4. Èíòåëëèãåíöèÿ.
           5. Äàìà ñ êàðòîíêàìè.
           6.  ×åðòè: 1) Âåëüçåâóë, 2) Îáåð-÷åðò, 3) Âåñòîâîé, 4) 2-é âåñòîâîé, 5)
      Êàðàóëüíûé, 6) 20 ÷èñòûõ ñ ðîãàìè è õâîñòàìè.
           7.  Ñâÿòûå:  1) Ìàôóñàèë, 2) Æàí Æàê Ðóññî, 3) Ëåâ Òîëñòîé, 4) Ãàâðèèë,
      5) Àíãåë, 6) 2-é àíãåë è 7) àíãåëû.
           8. Ñàâàîô.
           9.  Äåéñòâóþùèå  Çåìëè  îáåòîâàííîé:  1)  Ìîëîò, 2) Ñåðï, 3) Ìàøèíû, 4)
      Ïîåçäà, 5) Àâòîìîáèëè, 6) Ðóáàíîê, 7) Êëåùè, 8) Èãëà, 9) Ïèëà, 10) Õëåá, 11)
      Ñîëü, 12) Ñàõàð, 13) Ìàòåðèÿ, 14) Ñàïîã, 15) Äîñêà ñ ðû÷àãîì.
           10. ×åëîâåê áóäóùåãî.
                                     ÌÅÑÒÀ ÄÅÉÑÒÂÈÉ
            1. Âñÿ âñåëåííàÿ. 2. Êîâ÷åã. 3. Àä. 4. Ðàé. 5. Ñòðàíà îáëîìêîâ.
                                 6. Çåìëÿ îáåòîâàííàÿ.
 

                                   ÏÐÎËÎÃ

                                        Íå÷èñòûé
                              ×åðåç                ìèíóòó
                              ìû âàì ïîêàæåì...
                              Ìèñòåðèþ-áóôô.
                              Äîëæåí ñêàçàòü äâà ñëîâà ÿ:
                              ýòî
                              âåùü íîâàÿ.
                              ×òîáû âûøå ãîëîâû ïðûãíóòü,
                              íàäî, ÷òîá êòî-íèáóäü ïîìîã.
                              Ïåðåä íîâîé ïüåñîé
                           10 íåîáõîäèì ïðîëîã.
                              Âî-ïåðâûõ,
                              ïî÷åìó
                              âåñü òåàòð ðàçâîðî÷åí?
                              Áëàãîíàìåðåííûõ ëþäåé
                              ýòî âîçìóòèò î÷åíü.
                              Âû äëÿ ÷åãî õîäèòå íà ñïåêòàêëè?
                              Äëÿ òîãî, ÷òîáû óäîâîëüñòâèå ïîëó÷èòü -
                              íå òàê ëè?
                              À âåëèêî ëè óäîâîëüñòâèå ñìîòðåòü,
                           20 åñëè óäîâîëüñòâèå òîëüêî íà ñöåíå;
                              ñöåíà-òî -
                              âñåãî îäíà òðåòü.
                              Çíà÷èò,
                              â èíòåðåñíîì ñïåêòàêëå,
                              åñëè âñå çàñòðîèøü,
                              òî è óäîâîëüñòâèå òâîå óâåëè÷èòñÿ âòðîå æ,
                              à åñëè
                              ñïåêòàêëü íåèíòåðåñíûé,
                              òî íå ñòîèò ñìîòðåòü
                           30 è íà îäíó òðåòü.
                              Äëÿ äðóãèõ òåàòðîâ
                              ïðåäñòàâëÿòü íå âàæíî:
                              äëÿ íèõ
                              ñöåíà -
                              çàìî÷íàÿ ñêâàæèíà.
                              Ñèäè, ìîë, ñìèðíî,
                              ïðÿìî èëè íàèñêîñî÷åê
                              è ñìîòðè ÷óæîé æèçíè êóñî÷åê.
                              Ñìîòðèøü è âèäèøü -
                           40 ãíóñÿò íà äèâàíå
                              òåòè Ìàíè
                              äà äÿäè Âàíè.
                              À íàñ íå èíòåðåñóþò
                              íè äÿäè, íè òåòè, -
                              òåòü è äÿäü è äîìà íàéäåòå.
                              Ìû òîæå ïîêàæåì íàñòîÿùóþ æèçíü,
                              íî îíà
                              â çðåëèùå íåîáû÷àéíåéøåå òåàòðîì ïðåâðàùåíà.
                              Ñóòü ïåðâîãî äåéñòâèÿ òàêàÿ:
                           50 çåìëÿ ïðîòåêàåò.
                              Ïîòîì - òîïîò.
                              Âñå áåãóò îò ðåâîëþöèîííîãî ïîòîïà.
                              Ñåìü ïàð íå÷èñòûõ
                              è ÷èñòûõ ñåìü ïàð,
                              òî åñòü
                              ÷åòûðíàäöàòü áåäíÿêîâ-ïðîëåòàðèåâ
                              è ÷åòûðíàäöàòü áóðæóåâ-áàð,
                              à ìåæ íèìè,
                              ñ ïàðîé çàïëàêàííûõ ùå÷åê -
                           60 ìåíüøåâè÷î÷åê.
                              Ïîëþñ çàõëåñòûâàåò.
                              Ðóøèòñÿ ïîñëåäíåå óáåæèùå.
                              È âñå íà÷èíàþò ñòðîèòü
                              äàæå íå êîâ÷åã,
                              à êîâ÷åæèùå.
                              Âî âòîðîì äåéñòâèè
                              â êîâ÷åãå ïóòåøåñòâóåò ïóáëèêà:
                              òóò òåáå è ñàìîäåðæàâèå
                              è äåìîêðàòè÷åñêàÿ ðåñïóáëèêà,
                           70 è íàêîíåö
                              çà áîðò,
                              ïîä ìåíüøåâèñòñêèé âîé,
                              ÷èñòûõ ñáðîñèëè âíèç ãîëîâîé.
                              Â òðåòüåì äåéñòâèè ïîêàçàíî,
                              ÷òî ðàáî÷èì
                              íè÷åãî áîÿòüñÿ íå íàäî,
                              äàæå ÷åðòåé ïîñðåäè àäà.
                               ÷åòâåðòîì -
                              ñìåéòåñü ãóùå! -
                           80 ïîêàçûâàþòñÿ ðàéñêèå êóùè.
                              Â ïÿòîì äåéñòâèè ðàçðóõà,
                              ðàçèíóâ íåîáúÿòíûé ðîò,
                              êðóøèò è æðåò.
                              Õîòü ìû ðàáîòàëè è íà ãîëîäíîå áðþõî,
                              íî íàìè
                              áûëà ïîáåæäåíà ðàçðóõà.
                              Â øåñòîì äåéñòâèè -
                              êîììóíà, -
                              âåñü çàë,
                           90 ïîé âî âñå ãëîòêè!
                              Ñìîòðè âî âñå ãëàçà!
                              Âñå ãîòîâî?
                              È àä?
                              È ðàé?
                                      Èç-çà ñöåíû.
                                      Ã-î-ò-î-â-î!
                              Äàâàé!
 

                              ÄÅÉÑÒÂÈÅ ÏÅÐÂÎÅ

      Íà  çàðåâå  ñåâåðíîãî  ñèÿíèÿ øàð çåìíîé, óïèðàþùèéñÿ ïîëþñîì â ëåä ïîëà. Ïî
      âñåìó  øàðó  ëåñòíèöàìè  ïåðåêðåùèâàþòñÿ  êàíàòû  øèðîò è äîëãîò. Ìåæäó äâóõ
      ìîðæåé,  ïîäïèðàþùèõ  ìèð, ýñêèìîñ-îõîòíèê, óòêíóâøèñü ïàëüöåì â çåìëþ, îðåò
                      äðóãîìó, ðàñòÿíóâøåìóñÿ ïåðåä íèì ó êîñòðà.
                                        Îõîòíèê
                              Ýéå!
                              Ýéå!
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Ãîðëàíèò.
                          100 Äåëà äðóãîãî íåò -
                              ïàëüöåì çåìëþ òûðêàòü.
                                        Îõîòíèê
                              Äûðêà!
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Ãäå äûðêà?
                                        Îõîòíèê
                              Òå÷åò!
                                         Ðûáàê
                              ×òî òå÷åò?
                                        Îõîòíèê
                              Çåìëÿ!
                                         Ðûáàê
                         (âñêàêèâàÿ, ïîäáåãàÿ è çàñìàòðèâàÿ ïîä
                                   çàæèìàþùèé ïàëåö)
                              Î-î-î-î!
                              Äåëî íå÷èñòûõ ðóê.
                              ×åðò!
                          110 Ïîéäó ïðåäóïðåæó ïîëÿðíûé
                              êðóã.
         Áåæèò. Íà íåãî èç-çà ñêëîíà ìèðà íàñêàêèâàåò âûæèìàþùèé ðóêàâà íåìåö.
               Ñåêóíäó èùåò ïóãîâèöó è, íå íàéäÿ, óõâàòûâàåò øåðñòü øóáû.
                                         Íåìåö
                              Ãåð ýñêèìîñ!
                              Ãåð ýñêèìîñ!
                              Ñòðàøíî ñïåøíî!
                              Ïàðà ìèíóò...
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Íó?
                                         Íåìåö
                              Òàê âîò - ñåãîäíÿ ñèæó ÿ ýòî ó ñåáÿ â ðåñòîðàíå
                              íà Ôðèäðèõøòðàññå.
                              Â îêíî ñîëíöå
                          120 òàê è ìàíèò.
                              Äåíü,
                              êàê áóðæóé äî ðåâîëþöèè, ÿñåí.
                              Ïóáëèêà ñèäèò
                              è òèõî øåéäåìàíèò.
                              Ñóï ñúåâ,
                              ñìîòðþ ÿ íà áóòûëî÷íûå ýéôåëè.
                              Äóìàþ:
                              çà êàêîé ìíå ïðèíÿòüñÿ áåô?
                              Äà è ïðèíÿòüñÿ ìíå çà áåô ëè?
                          130 Ñìîòðþ -
                              è â ãîðëå çàñòðÿë îáåä:
                              ÷òî-òî íåëàäíîå ñ Àëëååé Ïîáåä.
                              Êàìåííûå Ãîãåíöîëëåðíû,
                              ñòîÿâøèå ìåæ ðîìàøêàìè,
                              âäðóã ïîëåòåëè ââåðõ òîðìàøêàìè.
                              Ãóë.
                              Íà êðûøó áåãó.
                              Áèÿñü âîêðóã òðàêòèðíîãî îñòîâà,
                              áåçâîäíûé ïðèáîé,
                          140 ñóåòíå âïåðåáîé,
                              áåæàë,
                              êâàðòàëû çàõë¸ñòûâàë.
                              Áåðëèí - òðåâîæíîãî ìîðÿ áðåä,
                              íåâèäèìûõ âîëí áàñîâûå íîòû.
                              È çà,
                              è íàä,
                              è ïîä,
                              è ïðåä -
                              äîìîâ äðåäíîóòû!
                          150 È ïðåæäå ÷åì ìûñëüþ ðàñêèíóòü ìîã,
                              îò Ôîøà ëè ýòî, èëè îò...
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Ñêîðåé!
                                         Íåìåö
                              ß âåñü
                              äî íèòî÷êè âçìîê.
                              Ñìîòðþ -
                              âñå ñóõî,
                              íî ëüåòñÿ, è ëüåòñÿ, è ëüåò.
                              È âäðóã,
                              êðóøåíüÿ Ïîìïåè ïîìïåçíåé, êàðòèíà
                              ðàçâåðçëàñü -
                          160 ñ êîðíåì
                              Áåðëèí áûë âûðâàí
                              è âûòîïëåí â áåçäíå,
                              ó ìèðà â ðàñïëàâëåííîì ãîðíå.
                              ß î÷íóëñÿ íà ãðåáíå òåêóùèõ ñ¸ë.
                              ß âåñü ñâîé ñîáðàë ÿõò-êëóáñêèé îïûò, -
                              è âîò
                              ïåðåä âàìè,
                              ìèëåéøèé,
                              âñ¸,
                          170 ÷òî îñòàëîñü òåïåðü îò Åâðîïû.
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Í-í-íåìíîãî...
                                         Íåìåö
                              Óñïîêîèòñÿ, êîíå÷íî...
                              äíÿ-ñ íà äâà-ñ.
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Äà ãîâîðè òû áåç ýòèõ åâðîïåéñêèõ þëåíèé!
                              ×åãî òåáå íàäî? Òóò íå äî âàñ.
                                         Íåìåö
                                (ïîêàçûâàÿ ãîðèçîíòàëüíî)
                              Ðàçðåøèòå ìíå îêîëî âàøèõ ìíîãîóâàæàåìûõ
                              òþëåíåé.
      Ðûáàê  äîñàäëèâî  ìàøåò  ðóêîé êîñòðó, èäåò â äðóãóþ ñòîðîíó - ïðåäóïðåæäàòü
      êðóã   -   è   íàòûêàåòñÿ   íà  âûáåãàþùèõ  èç-çà  äðóãîãî  ñêëîíà  èçìîêøèõ
                                     àâñòðàëèéöåâ.
                                         Ðûáàê
                                 (îòñòóïàÿ â óäèâëåíèè)
                              À åùå îìåðçèòåëüíåé íå áûëî ëèö?!
                                  Àâñòðàëèåö ñ æåíîé.
                                        (âìåñòå)
                              Ìû - àâñòðàëèéöû.
                                      Àâñòðàëèåö.
                              ß - àâñòðàëèåö.
                          180 Âñå ó íàñ áûëî.
                              Êàê òî-ñ:
                              óòêîíîñ, ïàëüìà, äèêîáðàç, êàêòóñ!..
                                      Àâñòðàëèéêà
                              (ïëà÷à â íàõëûíóâøåì ÷óâñòâå)
                              À òåïåðü
                              ïðîïàëè ìû,
                              âñå ïðîïàëî:
                              è êàêòóñû,
                              è óòêîíîñû,
                              è ïàëüìû -
                              âñå óòîíóëî...
                          190 âñå íà äíå...
                                         Ðûáàê
                            (óêàçûâàÿ íà ðàçëåãøåãîñÿ íåìöà)
                              Âîò èäèòå ê íèì.
                              À òî îíè îäíå.
       Ñîáðàâøèñü âíîâü èäòè, ýñêèìîñ îñòàíîâèëñÿ, ïðèñëóøèâàÿñü ê äâóì ãîëîñàì ñ
                               äâóõ ñòîðîí çåìíîãî øàðà.
                                      Ïåðâûé ãîëîñ
                              Êîòåëîê, ó-òó!
                                         Âòîðîé
                              Öèëèíäð, ó-òó!
                                         Ïåðâûé
                              Êðåï÷àåò!
                              Äåðæèòåñü çà ñåâåðíóþ øèðîòó!
                                         Âòîðîé
                              ßðååò!
                              Õâàòàéòåñü çà þæíóþ äîëãîòó!
           Ïî êàíàòàì øèðîò è äîëãîò ñêàòûâàþòñÿ ñ çåìíîãî øàðà àíãëè÷àíèí è
                     ôðàíöóç. Êàæäûé âîäðóæàåò íàöèîíàëüíîå çíàìÿ.
                                       Àíãëè÷àíèí
                              Çíàìÿ âîäðóæåíî.
                          200 Õîçÿèí ïîëíûé â ñíåæíîì ëîíå ÿ.
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                              Íåò, èçâèíèòå!
                              ß ðàíüøå âîäðóçèë.
                              Ýòî - ìîÿ êîëîíèÿ.
                                       Àíãëè÷àíèí
                              (ðàñêëàäûâàÿ êàêèå-òî òîâàðû)
                              Íåò - ìîÿ,
                              ÿ óæå òîðãóþ.
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                                   (íà÷èíàÿ ñåðäèòüñÿ)
                              Íåò - ìîÿ,
                              à âû ñåáå ïîèùèòå äðóãóþ.
                                       Àíãëè÷àíèí
                                       (âçúÿðÿñü)
                              Àõ, òàê!
                              Äà ÷òîáû òû ïîãèá!
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                                       (âçúÿðÿñü)
                          210 Àõ, òàê!
                              Íàñàæó ÿ òåáå øèøêó íà íîñ!
                                       Àíãëè÷àíèí
                             (ëåçåò ñ êóëàêàìè íà ôðàíöóçà)
                              Àíãëèÿ, ãèï-ãèï!
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                            (ëåçåò ñ êóëàêàìè íà àíãëè÷àíèíà)
                              Âèâ ëà Ôðàíñ!
                                       Àâñòðàëèåö
                                  (áðîñàåòñÿ ðàçíèìàòü)
                              Íó è íàðîä!
                              Íå íàðîä, à ñáðîä ÷èñòûé:
                              óæå íè èìïåðèé íåò,
                              íè èìïåðèàëîâ,
                              à îíè âñå åùå ìîðäó äðóã äðóãó áüþò.
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Ýõ, âû,
                          220 èìïåðèàëèñòû!
                                         Íåìåö
                              Áðîñüòå, ÷òî âû, ïðàâî!
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Íó è îðàâà!
             Ïðÿìî íà ãîëîâó âíîâü ñîáðàâøåìóñÿ èäòè ýñêèìîñó íèçâåðãàåòñÿ
                                      íàø êóï÷èíà.
                                         Êóïåö
                              Ïî÷òåííûå,
                              ýòî áåçîáðàçèå!
                              Äà ðàçè ÿ Àçèÿ?
                              "Óíè÷òîæèòü Àçèþ" - ïîñòàíîâëåíèå ñîâíåáà.
                              Äà ÿ è â æèñòü àçèàòîì íå áûë!
                                 (Óñïîêîèâøèñü íåìíîãî.)
                              Â÷åðà â Òóëå
                              ñèæó ÿ ñïîêîéíî â ñòóëå.
                          230 Êàê ðâàíåò äâåðè!
                              Íó, äóìàþ -
                              èç ×åêà!
                              Ó ìåíÿ, ñàìè ïîíèìàåòå,
                              àæ ïîáëåäíåëà ùåêà.
                              Íî
                              áîã ìíîãîìèëîñòèâ íà ñâåòå:
                              îêàçûâàåòñÿ, íå ×åêà - âåòåð.
                              Êðàïíóëî íåìíîãî,
                              ïîòîì ïîøëî,
                          240 äàëüøå - áîëüøå,
                              áîëüøå - âûøå,
                              õëûíóëî â óëèöû,
                              ðâàíóëî êðûøè...
                              Âñå
                              Òèøå!
                              Òèøå!
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                              Ñëûøèòå?
                              Ñëûøèòå òîïîò?
                           Ìíîæåñòâî ïðèáëèæàþùèõñÿ ãîëîñîâ.
                              Ïîòîï! ïîòîïîì! ïîòîïó! î ïîòîïå! ïîòîïà!
                                       Àíãëè÷àíèí
                                        (â óæàñå)
                              Î ãîñïîäè!
                          250 Íåñ÷àñòèå - êàê èç òðóáû âîäîñòî÷íîé,
                              à òóò åùå ýòîò âîïðîñ âîñòî÷íûé.
         Âïåðåäè íåãóñ, çà íèì - êèòàåö, ïåðñ, òóðîê, ðàäæà, ïîï, ñîãëàøàòåëü.
           Øåñòâèå çàìûêàþò âëèâàþùèåñÿ ñî âñåõ ñòîðîí âñå ñåìü ïàð íå÷èñòûõ.
                                         Íåãóñ
                              Õîòü ÷óòü ÷åðíåå ñíåãó-ñ,
                              íî òåì íå ìåíåå
                              ÿ àáèññèíñêèé íåãóñ.
                              Ìîå ïî÷òåíüå.
                              ß ïîêèíóë ñåé÷àñ ìîþ Àôðèêó.
                              Èçâèâàëñÿ â íåé Íèë, óäàâ-ðåêà.
                              Êàê âçúÿðèëñÿ Íèë, öàðñòâî ñæàâ â ðåêó,
                              è ïîòîïëà â íåì ìîÿ Àôðèêà.
                          260 Õîòü íåò èìåíüÿ,
                              íî òåì íå ìåíåå...
                                         Ðûáàê
                                       (äîñàäëèâî)
                              ...íî òåì íå ìåíåå
                              ìîå ïî÷òåíüå.
                              Ñëûõàëè, ñëûõàëè!
                                         Íåãóñ
                              Ïðîøó íå çàáûâàòüñÿ -
                              ñ âàìè ãîâîðèò íåãóñ,
                              è íåãóñ õî÷åò êóøàòü.
                              ×òî ýòî?
                              Äîëæíî áûòü, âêóñíàÿ ñîáà÷êà?
                                         Ðûáàê
                          270 ß òå äàì - ñîáà÷êà!
                              Ýòî ìîðæ, à íå ñîáà÷êà.
            Íåãóñ ïî îøèáêå ïûòàåòñÿ ñåñòü íà ïîõîæåãî êàê äâå êàïëè âîäû íà
                                  ìîðæà Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæà.
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Èäè ñàäèñü, äà íèêîãî íå çàïà÷êàé.
                                       Àíãëè÷àíèí
                                      (ïåðåïóãàííî)
                              Ýòî íå ÿ ìîðæ,
                              ýòî îí ìîðæ,
                              à ÿ íå ìîðæ,
                              ÿ Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ.
                                         Ðûáàê
                                 (îáðàùàÿñü ê îñòàëüíûì)
                              À âàì ÷åãî?
                                         Êèòàåö
                              Íè÷åãî!
                              Íè÷åãî!
                          280 Óòîï ìîé Êèòàé!
                                          Ïåðñ
                              Ïåðñèÿ,
                              ìîÿ Ïåðñèÿ ïîøëà íà äíî!
                                         Ðàäæà
                              Äàæå Èíäèÿ,
                              ïîäíåáåñíàÿ Èíäèÿ, è òà!
                                          Ïàøà
                              È îò Òóðöèè îñòàëîñü âîñïîìèíàíèå îäíî!
         Èç òîëïû ÷èñòûõ ïðîðûâàåòñÿ äàìà ñ áåñêîíå÷íûì êîëè÷åñòâîì êàðòîíîê.
 
                                          Äàìà
                              Îñòîðîæíåé!
                              Íå ðâèòå!
                              Øåëê òîíêèé!
                                        (Ðûáàêó.)
                              Ìóæèê,
                          290 ïîìîãè ïîñòàâèòü êàðòîíêè.
                                         Ãîëîñ
                                    (èç òîëïû ÷èñòûõ)
                              Êàêàÿ ìèëàÿ!
                              Êàêàÿ ïèêàíòíàÿ!..
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Äàðìîåäêà ïðàçäíàÿ!
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                              Âû êàêîé áóäåòå íàöèè?
                                          Äàìà
                              Íàöèÿ ó ìåíÿ ñàìàÿ ðàçíîîáðàçíàÿ.
                              Ñíà÷àëà áûëà ðóññêîé -
                              Ðîññèÿ ìíå ñòàëà óçêîé.
                              Ýòè áîëüøåâèêè - òàêîé óæàñ!
                              ß æåíùèíà èçÿùíàÿ,
                          300 ñ äóøîþ òîíêîé -
                              ÿ âçÿëà è ñòàëà ýñòîíêîé.
                              Ñòàëè áîëüøåâèêè íàñåäàòü íà îêðàèíû -
                              ÿ è ñòàëà ãðàæäàíêîé Óêðàèíû.
                              Áðàëè Õàðüêîâ ðàç äåñÿòü -
                              ÿ â êàêîé-òî ðåñïóáëèêå óñòðîèëàñü â Îäåññå.
                              Îäåññó âçÿëè, Âðàíãåëü â Êðûìó -
                              ÿ âçÿëà è ïîä÷èíèëàñü åìó.
                              Ãíàëè áåëûõ ïî ìîðþ è ïî ïîëþ -
                              ÿ óæå òóð÷àíêà,
                          310 Ãóëÿþ ïî Êîíñòàíòèíîïîëþ.
                              Ñòàëè áîëüøåâèêè ïîäõîäèòü áëèæå -
                              à ÿ óæå ïàðèæàíêà.
                              Ãóëÿþ â Ïàðèæå.
                              Íàöèé ñîðîê ïåðåìåíèëà, ïðèçíàòüñÿ, ÿ -
                              òåïåðü ó ìåíÿ êàì÷àòñêàÿ íàöèÿ.
                              Êàêîå ïàðøèâîå íà ïîëþñàõ ëåòî:
                              íåëüçÿ ïîêàçàòü íè îäíîãî òóàëåòà!
                                         Ðûáàê
                                (ïðèêðèêèâàåò íà ÷èñòûõ)
                              Òèøå!
                              Òèøå!
                              320 ×òî ýòî çà ãóë?
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                            (â èñòåðèêå îòäåëÿåòñÿ îò òîëïû)
                              Ïîñëóøàéòå! -
                              ß íå ìîãó!
                              Ïîñëóøàéòå!
                              ×òî æå ýòî òàêîå?
                              Ñóõîãî ìåñòà íà ñâåòå íåò!
                              Ïîñëóøàéòå!
                              Îñòàâüòå ìåíÿ â ïîêîå!
                              Îòïóñòèòå ìåíÿ äîìîé,
                              â êàáèíåò!
                          330 Ïîñëóøàéòå!
                              ß íå ìîãó!
                              ß äóìàë, ïîòîï ïî Êàóòñêîìó áóäåò.
                              È âîëêè ñûòû,
                              è îâöû öåëû.
                              À òåïåðü -
                              óáèâàþò äðóã äðóãà ëþäè.
                              Ìèëûå êðàñíûå!
                              Ìèëûå áåëûå!
                              Ïîñëóøàéòå, ÿ íå ìîãó!
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                          340 Äà íå òðèòå ãëàç...
                              íå êóñàéòå ãóá...
                     (Ïðèäâèãàþùèìñÿ ê êîñòðó íå÷èñòûì, çàíîñ÷èâî.)
                              À âû êîòîðûõ íàöèé?!
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                                        (âìåñòå)
                              Ïî ñâåòó âñåìó ãîíÿòüñÿ
                              ïðèâûê íàø áðîäÿ÷èé íàðîäèíà.
                              Ìû íèêàêèõ íå íàöèé,
                              òðóä íàø - íàøà ðîäèíà.
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                              Ñòàðûå àðèè!
                               Èñïóãàííûå ãîëîñà ÷èñòûõ.
                              Ýòî ïðîëåòàðèè!
                              Ïðîëåòàðèè...
                          350 Ïðîëåòàðèè...
                                         Êóçíåö
                     (ôðàíöóçó, ïîõëîïûâàÿ åãî ïî èçðÿäíîìó æèâîòó)
                              Øóì ïîòîïà, íåáîñü, â óøàõ-òî?
                                         Ïðà÷êà
                             (åìó æå, íàñìåøëèâî è âèçãëèâî)
                              Ëåã áû ñåé÷àñ è óñíóë íà êðîâàòè?
                              Ïóñòèòü áû òåáÿ â îêîïû äà â øàõòû!
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                                        (ãðîçíî)
                              Ïîøåë áû â îêîïû -
                              â îêîïàõ ìîêðîâàòåé.
           Âèäÿ íàçðåâàþùèé "êîíôëèêò" ìåæäó ÷èñòûìè è íå÷èñòûìè, ðàçíèìàòü
                               èõ áðîñàåòñÿ ñîãëàøàòåëü.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Ìèëûå! Íó, íå íàäî! Íå ïîäûìàéòå ðóãàíü!
                              Áðîñüòå äðóã íà äðóãà êîñèòüñÿ.
                              Ïðîòÿíèòå ðóêè,
                              îáíèìèòå äðóã äðóãà,
                          360 Ãîñïîäà, òîâàðèùè,
                              íàäî ñîãëàñèòüñÿ.
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                                        (çëîáíî)
                              ×òîá ÿ ñîãëàñèëñÿ?
                              Ýòî óæ ñëèøêîì!
                                         Ðûáàê
                        (çëîáíî. È ðûáàê è ôðàíöóç êîñòûëÿþò øåþ
                                      ñîãëàøàòåëþ)
                              Àõ òû, ñîãëàøàòåëü!
                              Àõ òû, ñîãëàøàòåëèøêà!
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                               (îòáåãàÿ, ïîáèòûé, ñêóëèò)
                              Íó âîò,
                              îïÿòü...
                              ß åìó ïî-õîðîøåìó,
                              à îí...
                          370 Òàê âîò âñåãäà:
                              çîâåøü ñîãëàñèòüñÿ,
                              à òåáå íàëîæàò ñ äâóõ ñòîðîí.
      Íå÷èñòûå ïðîõîäÿò, ðàçäåëÿÿ áðåçãëèâî æìóùóþñÿ òîëïó ÷èñòûõ, ðàññàæèâàþòñÿ ó
                     êîñòðà. Òîëïà ÷èñòûõ ñìûêàåòñÿ çà íèìè â êðóã.
                                          Ïàøà
                                  (âûëàçèò â ñåðåäèíó)
                              Ïðàâîâåðíûå!
                              Íàäî îáñóäèòü, ÷òî æå ïðîèçîøëî.
                              Äàâàéòå âíèêíåì â ñóòü ÿâëåíèÿ.
                                         Êóïåö
                              Äåëî ïðîñòîå -
                              ñâåòîïðåñòàâëåíèå.
                                          Ïîï
                              À ïî-ìîåìó - ïîòîï.
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                              È âîâñå íå ïîòîï,
                          380 à òî á
                              äîæäèê áûë.
                                         Ðàäæà
                              Äà,
                              íå áûëî äîæäèêà.
                                        Äèïëîìàò
                              Çíà÷èò, è ýòà èäåÿ òîæå äèêà...
                                          Ïàøà
                              Íî âñå-òàêè -
                              ÷òî æå, ïðàâîâåðíûå, ïðîèçîøëî?
                              Äàâàéòå, ïðàâîâåðíûå, ïîñìîòðèì â êîðåíü.
                                         Êóïåö
                              Íàðîä, ïî-ìîåìó, ñòàë íåïîêîðåí.
                                         Íåìåö
                              Äóìàþ, âîéíà, ÿ.
                                     Èíòåëëèãåíöèÿ
                              Íåò,
                          390 ïî-ìîåìó, ïðè÷èíà èíàÿ.
                              Ïî-ìîåìó, ìåòàôèçè÷åñêîå...
                                         Êóïåö
                                      (íåäîâîëüíî)
                              Âîéíà - ìåòàôèçè÷åñêîå!
                              Íà÷àëè ñ Àäàìà!
                                         Ãîëîñà
                              Ïî î÷åðåäè!
                              Ïî î÷åðåäè!
                              Íå óñòðàèâàéòå ñîäîìà.
                                          Ïàøà
                              Òñ!
                              Äàâàéòå ãîâîðèòü ïîñòåïåííî.
                              Âàøå ñëîâî, ñòóäåíò!
                              (Îïðàâäûâàåòñÿ ïåðåä òîëïîé.)
                          400 À òî ó íåãî äàæå íà ãóáàõ ïåíà.
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                              Ñíà÷àëà
                              âñ¸ áûëî ïðîñòî:
                              äåíü ñìåíèëà íî÷ü,
                              è òîëüêî
                              çàðÿ ÷åðåñ÷óð ðàçíåáåñèëàñü àëî!
                              Ïîòîì -
                              çàêîíû,
                              ïîíÿòèÿ,
                              âåðû,
                          410 ãðàíèòíûå êó÷è ñòîëèö
                              è ñàìîãî ñîëíöà íåäâèæíàÿ ðûæèíà, -
                              âñå ñòàëî êàê áóäòî íåìíîãî òåêó÷å,
                              ïîëçó÷å íåìíîãî,
                              íåìíîãî ðàçæèæåíî.
                              Ïîòîì êàê ïðîëüåòñÿ!
                              Óëèöû ëüþòñÿ,
                              ðàñòîïëåííûé äîì íèçâåðãàåòñÿ íà äîì.
                              Âåñü ìèð,
                              â äîìåííûõ ïå÷àõ ðåâîëþöèé ðàñïëàâëåííûé,
                          420 ëüåòñÿ ñïëîøíûì âîäîïàäîì.
                                     Ãîëîñ êèòàéöà
                              Ãîñïîäà! Âíèìàíèå!
                              Ñþäà ìîðîñÿò!
                                    Æåíà àâñòðàëèéöà
                              Õîðîøåíüêîå ìîðîñÿò!
                              Èçìî÷èëî, êàê ïîðîñÿò.
                                          Ïåðñ
                              Ìîæåò, êîíåö ìèðà áëèçîê,
                              à ìû
                              ìèòèíãóåì, îðåì è ðæåì.
                                        Äèïëîìàò
                                    (æìåòñÿ ê ïîëþñó)
                              Ñòàíîâèòåñü ñþäà!
                              Òåñíåå!
                          430 Çäåñü íå çàêàïàåò.
                                         Êóïåö
                     (íàääàâàÿ êîëåíêîé çàæèìàþùåãî äûðó ñ ïðèñóùèì
                            ýòîìó íàðîäó òåðïåíèåì ýñêèìîñà)
                              Ýé, òû!
                              Ïîøåë ê ìîðæàì!
      Îõîòíèê-ýñêèìîñ îòëåòàåò, è èç îòêðûòîé äûðû çàáèëà â ïðèñóòñòâóþùèõ ñòðóÿ.
                    Âååðîì ðàññûïàëèñü ÷èñòûå, íå÷ëåíîðàçäåëüíî îðÿ.
                              È-è-è-è-è!
                              Ó-ó-ó-ó-ó!
                              À-à-à-à-à!
                          ×åðåç ìèíóòó âñå áðîñàþòñÿ ê ñòðóå.
                              Çàáèòü!
                              Çàòêíóòü!
                              Çàæàòü!
        Îòõëûíóëè. Òîëüêî àâñòðàëèåö îñòàëñÿ ó çåìíîãî øàðà ñ ïàëüöåì â äûðå. Â
                  îáùåì ïåðåïîëîõå âçãðîìîçäèëñÿ íà ïàðó ïîëåíüåâ ïîï.
                                          Ïîï
                              Áðàòèå!
                          440 Ëèøàåìñÿ ïîñëåäíåãî âåðøêà!
                              Ïîñëåäíèé äþéì çàëèâàåò âîäîé!
                                    Ãîëîñà íå÷èñòûõ
                                         (òèõî)
                              Êòî ýòî?
                              Êòî ýòîò øêàô ñ áîðîäîé?
                                          Ïîï
                              Ñèå íà ñîðîê íî÷åé è íà ñîðîê äåí!
                                         Êóïåö
                              Ïðàâèëüíî!
                              Ãîñïîäü íàäîóìèë óìíî åãî.
                                     Èíòåëëèãåíöèÿ
                              Â èñòîðèè áûë ïîäîáíûé ïðåöåäåíò -
                              âñïîìíèòå çíàìåíèòîå ïðèêëþ÷åíèå Íîåâî.
                                         Êóïåö
                               (âîäâîðÿÿñü íà ìåñòî ïîïà)
                              Ýòî ãëóïîñòè -
                          450 è èñòîðèÿ, è ïðåöåäåíò, è âîîï÷å...
                                         Ãîëîñà
                              Áëèæå ê äåëó!
                                         Êóïåö
                              Äàâàéòå, áðàòöû, ïîñòðîèì êîï÷åã.
                                    Æåíà àâñòðàëèéöà
                              Ïðàâèëüíî! Êîâ÷åã!
                                     Èíòåëëèãåíöèÿ
                              Âîò îõîòà!
                              Ïàðîõîä ïîñòðîèì.
                                         Ðàäæà
                              Äâà ïàðîõîäà!
                                         Êóïåö
                              Ïðàâèëüíî!
                              Âåñü êàïèòàë âëîæó!
                              Òå ñïàñëèñü, à ìû óìíåå òåõ, íèêàê.
                                       Îáùèé ãóë
                          460 Äà çäðàâñòâóåò,
                              äà çäðàâñòâóåò òåõíèêà!
                                         Êóïåö
                              Ïîäûìèòå ðóêè -
                              êòî çà.
                                       Îáùèé ãóë
                              È ðóê íå íàäî,
                              âèäíî çà ãëàçà.
                           È ÷èñòûå è íå÷èñòûå ïîäûìàþò ðóêè.
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                   (çàíÿâ ìåñòî êóïöà, ñî çëîáîé îñìàòðèâàåò êóçíåöà,
                                    ïîäíÿâøåãî ðóêó)
                              È òû òóäà æå?
                              Äà è íå òùèñü òû!
                              Ãîñïîäà,
                              äàâàéòå íå âîçüìåì íå÷èñòûõ!
                          470 Áóäóò çíàòü, êàê íàñ ðóãàòü!
                                     Ãîëîñ ïëîòíèêà
                              À òû óìååøü ïèëèòü è ñòðîãàòü?
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                                        (ïîíèêàÿ)
                              ß ïåðåäóìàë.
                              Âîçüìåì íå÷èñòûõ.
                                         Êóïåö
                              Òîëüêî îòáåðåì íåïüþùèõ è ïëå÷èñòûõ.
                                         Íåìåö
                               (âëåçàÿ íà ìåñòî ôðàíöóçà)
                              Ò-ñ-ñ, ãîñïîäà,
                              ìîæåò áûòü, åùå è íå ïðèäåòñÿ ìèðèòüñÿ ñ
                              íå÷èñòûìè.
                              Ê ñ÷àñòüþ,
                              ìû íå çíàåì, ÷òî ñ ïÿòîé ÷àñòüþ ñâåòà.
                              Ãàëäèòå, è äàæå íå ïîáåñïîêîèëèñü óçíàòü,
                          480 åñòü ìåæ íàìè àìåðèêàíöû ëè.
                                         Êóïåö
                                       (ðàäîñòíî)
                              Íó è ãîëîâà!
                              Íå ÷åëîâåê, à ãåðìàíñêèé êàíöëåð!
                          Ðàäîñòü ïðîðåçàåò êðèê àâñòðàëèéêè.
                              ×òî ýòî?
      Ïðÿìî èç çàëà ê íàïðÿæåííî âãëÿäûâàþùèìñÿ âðûâàåòñÿ àìåðèêàíåö íà ìîòîöèêëå.
                                       Àìåðèêàíåö
                              Ìèëîñòèâûå ãîñóäàðè,
                              ãäå çäåñü ñòðîÿò êîâ÷åã?
                                  (Ïðîòÿãèâàåò áóìàãó.)
                              Âîò
                              îò óòîïøåé Àìåðèêè
                              íà äâåñòè ìèëëèàðäîâ ÷åê.
             Ìîë÷àëèâîå óíûíèå. È âäðóã âîïëü çàæèìàþùåãî âîäó àâñòðàëèéöà.
                                       Àâñòðàëèåö
                              ×åãî ðàçãëàçåëèñü? Áóäåò ïÿëèòüñÿ!
                          490 Åé-áîãó, âûíó!
                              Êî÷åíåþò ïàëüöû.
                         ×èñòûå çàñóåòèëèñü, òðóòñÿ ê íå÷èñòûì.
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                                        (êóçíåöó)
                              Íó ÷òî, òîâàðèùè,
                              ïîñòðîèì, à?
                                   Íåçëîáèâûé êóçíåö
                              À ìíå ÷òî,
                              ïî ìíå õîòü...
                                 (Ìàøåò ðóêîé íå÷èñòûì.)
                              Àéäà, òîâàðèùè!
                              Åõàòü, òàê åõàòü.
                      Íå÷èñòûå ïîäûìàþòñÿ. Ïèëû. Ðóáàíêè. Ìîëîòêè.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Ïîñêîðåå, òîâàðèùè,
                              ïîñêîðåå, ìèëûå!..
                          500 Çà ðàáîòó!
                              Â ðóêè òîïîðû è ïèëû!
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                                   (îòõîäèò â ñòîðîíó)
                              Ðàáîòàòü -
                              è íå ïîäóìàþ äàæå.
                              Ñÿäó ñåáå âîò òóò
                              è çàéìóñü ñàáîòàæåì.
                                 (Êðè÷èò íà ðàáîòàþùèõ.)
                              Æèâåé ïîâîðà÷èâàéñÿ!
                              Ðóáè, äà íå ïðîìàõèâàéñÿ ìèìî!
                                        Ïëîòíèê
                              À òû ÷åãî ñèäèøü, ðóêè ñëîæèâøè?
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                              ß ñïåö, ÿ íåçàìåíèìûé...
                                        Çàíàâåñ
 

                              ÄÅÉÑÒÂÈÅ ÂÒÎÐÎÅ

      Ïàëóáà  êîâ÷åãà.  Ïî  âñåì íàïðàâëåíèÿì ïàíîðàìà ðóøàùèõñÿ â âîëíû çåìåëü. Â
      íèçêèå îáëàêà óïèðàåòñÿ çàïóòàííàÿ âåðåâêàìè ëåñòíèöà-ìà÷òà. Â ñòîðîíå ðóáêà
            è âõîä â òðþì. ×èñòûå è íå÷èñòûå âûñòðîèëèñü ïî áëèçêîìó áîðòó.
                                         Áàòðàê
                          610 Í-äà!
                              Íå õîòåë áû ÿ íûí÷å çà áîðò.
                                          Øâåÿ
                              Ãëÿíü-êà òóäà:
                              íå âîëíà, à çàáîð!
                                         Êóïåö
                              Çðÿ ÿ ýòî ñ âàìè ñïóòàëñÿ.
                              Âñåãäà âîò òàê,
                              áåç òîëêà.
                              Ìîðåïëàâàòåëè òîæå!
                              Íàøëè ìîðñêîãî âîëêà.
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Èøü, ïîäíåñëà!
                          520 Ãóäèò è ñòåíàåò.
                                          Øâåÿ
                              Êàêîé òàì çàáîð!
                              Çàêðûëî ñòåíîþ!
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                              Äà-ñ.
                              Î÷åíü ãëóïî-ñ!
                              Ãîâîðþ âàì ñ ïðèñêîðáèåì è áîëüþ-ñ.
                              Ñèäåëè á.
                              Çåìëÿ åùå äåðæèòñÿ.
                              Êàêîé íè íà åñòü, à âñå-òàêè ïîëþñ.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              ×òî âîëêè òâîè,
                          530 âîëíèùàìè ëÿñêàþò.
                        Îáà ýñêèìîñà, øîôåð è àâñòðàëèéöû ñðàçó.
                              Ãëÿäèòå,
                              ÷òî ýòî?
                              ×òî ñ Àëÿñêîþ?
                                         Íåãóñ
                              Íó è ìåòíóëàñü!
                              ×òî êàìåíü ïðàùîé.
                                         Íåìåö
                              Óõíóëàñü!
                                        Ýñêèìîñ
                              Íåò åå!
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Íåò!
                                          Âñå
                              Ïðîùàé! Ïðîùàé! Ïðîùàé!
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                       (ðàñïëàêàëñÿ, ïðèäàâëåííûé âîñïîìèíàíèÿìè)
                          540 Áîæå ìîé!..
                              Áîæå ìîé!..
                              Áûâàëî,
                              âñåé ñåìüåé
                              ñîáåðåìñÿ ó ÷àéíîãî ñòîëèêà -
                              ïëþøêè,
                              èêîðêà...
                                       Áóëî÷íèê.
                                 (îòìåðÿÿ êîí÷èê íîãòÿ)
                              ×óäíî, åé-áîãó!
                              Íó, íå æàëü âîò
                              íè ñòîëüêî.
                                        Ñàïîæíèê
                          550 ß âîä÷îíêè ïðèïàñ.
                              Íàéäåòñÿ ðþìêà?
                                         Ñëóãà
                              Íàéäåòñÿ.
                                        Ðóäîêîï
                              Ðåáÿòà,
                              èäåìòå â òðþì-êà!
                                    Ýñêèìîñ-îõîòíèê
                              Íó, êàê ìîðæîíîê?
                              Íå î÷åíü ïîäæàðûé ëè?
                                         Ñëóãà
                              Íè÷åãî íå ïîäæàðûé,
                              ñëàâíî ïîäæàðèëè.
                   ×èñòûå îäíè. Íå÷èñòûå ñïóñêàþòñÿ â òðþì, ïîäïåâàÿ.
                              ×òî òåðÿòü íàì? Èñïóãàòüñÿ íàì ïîòîïà ëè?
                          560 Ðàçóñòàëè íîæêè - ïî ñâåòó ïîòîïàëè!
                              Ýõ, è îòäûõ â ïàðîõîäàõ.
                              Ýõ!
                              È ìîðæîíêà ñúåñòü è âîäî÷êè õëåáíóòü íå ãðåõ...
                              Ýõ, íå ãðåõ!
                       ×èñòûå îêðóæèëè ðàñõíûêàâøåãîñÿ ôðàíöóçà.
                                          Ïåðñ
                              Ñòûäíî, ïðàâî!
                              Áðîñüòå îðàòü-òî!
                                         Êóïåö
                              Ïåðåáüåìñÿ êàê-íèáóäü,
                              äîïîëçåì äî Àðàðàòà.
                                         Íåãóñ
                              Ñ ãîëîäó ïîäîõíåøü, ïîêà ãîðà-òî.
                                       Àìåðèêàíåö
                          570 Äåíüæèù óéìà,
                              à áåç ïèùè íå äîõíåøü åäâà.
                              Äàþ çà ôóíò õëåáà ïîëìèëëèîíà
                              íèêîëàåâîê
                              è áðèëëèàíòîâ ôóíòà äâà.
                                         Êóïåö
                              Ñïåêóëèðîâàë.
                               ×åêà ñèäåë ðàçà òðè.
                              À íà ÷åðòà ìíå òåïåðü ýòè äåíüãè?!
                                         Êèòàåö
                              Ïëþíü äà ðàçîòðè.
                                          Ïàøà
                              ×òî áðèëëèàíòû!
                          580 Òåïåðü, åñëè ó ÷åëîâåêà êàìíè â ïå÷åíè,
                              òî è òî ÷óâñòâóåøü ñåáÿ îáåñïå÷åííåé -
                              áûäòî áðþõî íàáèòî.
                                       Àâñòðàëèåö
                              Íèêàêîé æðàòâû,
                              îäíî êîðûòî.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              À òóò åùå è Ñóõàðåâêà çàêðûòà.
                                         Êóïåö
                                        (ê ïîïó)
                              Íè÷åãî, ñìèðåííûé èíîê,
                              òåïåðü íà êàæäîé ïëîùàäè Ñìîëåíñêèé ðûíîê.
                                          Äàìà
                              È ìàñëî, è ìîëîêî, è ñëèâêè íà ðûíêå, -
                              ïîäñòàâëÿé ïóñòîé êàðìàí âìåñòî êðûíêè.
                                         Êóïåö
                          590 Ýòî òû áåç ìîëîêà íàñèäèøüñÿ, äóðà,
                              à ó ðàáî÷åãî ïðåìèÿ,
                              ó ðàáî÷åãî íàòóðà, -
                              ïîëó÷èò
                              è îáìåíÿåòñÿ.
                                          Äàìà
                              À ÿ øëÿïêè áóäó ìåíÿòü íà ÿéöà.
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                              Îáìåíÿåøü ïîñëåäíþþ øëÿïó,
                              à ïîòîì ñèäè,
                              ñîñè ëàïó.
                                          Ïîï
                             (ïðèñëóøèâàÿñü ê øóìó â òðþìå)
                              Èøü, ðæóò!
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                          600 ×òî èì!
                              Íàëîâèëè ðûáó è æðóò.
                                          Ïîï
                              Âîçüìåì ñåòü èëè îñòðîãó è òîæå äàâàéòå ëîâèòü.
                                         Íåìåö
                              Îñ-ò-ð-î-ã-ó?
                              À êàê îáðàùàòüñÿ åþ?
                              ß òîëüêî øïàãîé â ÷åëîâåêå êîâûðÿòü óìåþ.
                                         Êóïåö
                              ß çàêèíóë ñåòü,
                              äóìàë - ðûáèíó âûíó,
                              óìàÿëñÿ,
                              è íè÷åãî -
                          610 îäíó òðàâèíó.
                                          Ïàøà
                                      (ñîêðóøåííî)
                              Äî ÷åãî äîðîñëè:
                              ïåðâîé ãèëüäèè - è æðóò âîäîðîñëè.
                                      Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ
                                      (ê Êëåìàíñî)
                              Ýâðèêà!
                              Äàâàéòå áðîñèì ññîðèòüñÿ.
                              Êàêàÿ ìîæåò áûòü ðàñïðÿ ñ àíãëè÷àíèíîì ó
                                                                  ôðàíöóçà?
                              Ãëàâíîå - ýòî òî, ÷òî ó ìåíÿ ïóçî, ó âàñ ïóçî.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              È ó ìåíÿ... ïóçî.
                                        Êëåìàíñî
                              Êàê ýòî ãðóñòíî:
                              ñ òàêèì ïðåêðàñíûì ãîñïîäèíîì -
                              åãî è ÿ íå çàäðàëñÿ ÷óòü.
                                      Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ
                              Òåïåðü íàì íå äî äðàê:
                              ó íàñ ñ âàìè îáùèé âðàã.
                              Âîò ÷òî ÿ âàì ñêàçàòü õî÷ó...
             Áåðåò Êëåìàíñî ïîä ðóêó è îòâîäèò. Ïîøåïòàâøèñü, âîçâðàùàþòñÿ.
                                        Êëåìàíñî
                              Ãîñïîäà!
                              Ìû âñå òàêèå ÷èñòûå.
                              Íàì ïðîëèâàòü çà ðàáîòîé ïîò ëè?
                              Äàâàéòå çàñòàâèì íå÷èñòûõ, ÷òîá îíè íà íàñ
                                                                 ðàáîòàëè.
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                              ß áû èõ çàñòàâèë!
                              Äà êóäà ìíå -
                          630 ÷àõë!
                              À èç íèõ ëþáîé - êîñàÿ â ïëå÷àõ.
                                      Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ
                              Áîæå ñîõðàíè äðàòüñÿ!
                              Íå äðàòüñÿ,
                              à ïîêà âûæèðàþò ìåíþ,
                              ïîêà âîññåäàþò,
                              ïèÿ è îðÿ,
                              âîçüìåì è ïîäëîæèì èì ñâèíüþ...
                                        Êëåìàíñî
                              Âûáåðåì èì öàðÿ!
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Çà÷åì öàðÿ?
                          640 Ëó÷øå ãîðîäîâîãî.
                                        Êëåìàíñî
                              À çàòåì, ÷òî öàðü èçäàñò ìàíèôåñò -
                              âñå êóøàíüÿ ìíå, ìîë, äîëæíû áûòü îòäàíû.
                              Öàðü åñò,
                              è ìû åäèì -
                              åãî âåðíîïîääàííûå.
                                          Âñå
                              Çäîðîâî!
                                          Ïàøà
                              Ëîâêî!
                                         Íåìåö
                                       (ðàäîñòíî)
                              ß æå ãîâîðèë âàì -
                              Áèñìàðî÷üÿ ãîëîâêà!
                                      Àâñòðàëèéöû
                          650 Âûáèðàåì ñêîðåé!
                                   Íåñêîëüêî ãîëîñîâ
                              Íî êîãî?
                              Êîãî æå?
                                  Àíãëè÷àíèí è ôðàíöóç
                              Íåãóñà.
                                          Ïîï
                              Ïðàâèëüíî!
                              Åìó è â ðóêè âîææè.
                                         Êóïåö
                              Êàêèå âîææè?
                                         Íåìåö
                              Íó, êàê èõ òàì...
                              áðàçäû ïðàâëåíèÿ, ÷òî ëè...
                              ×åãî ïðèäèðàåòåñü?
                          660 Ñìûñë îäèí.
                                        (Íåãóñó.)
                              Âçëàçüòå, ãîñïîäèí!
                                          Äàìà
                              Ãîñïîäà!
                              Ñêàæèòå -
                              ýòî áóäåò íàñòîÿùèé öàðü
                              èëè òîëüêî ïðèòâîðíûé?
                                         Ãîëîñà
                              Íàñòîÿùèé, íàñòîÿùèé!
                                          Äàìà
                              Àõ!
                              ß áóäó äàìîé ïðèäâîðíîé!
                                      Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ
                              Ñêîðåé, ñêîðåé
                          670 ñòðî÷èòå ìàíèôåñò:
                              ñ áîæüåé, ìîë, ìèëîñòè...
                                   Ïàøà è àâñòðàëèåö
                              À ìû ñþäà,
                              ÷òîáû íå óñïåëè âûëåçòè.
      Ïàøà  è  ïðî÷èå  ñòðî÷àò  ìàíèôåñò.  Íåìåö  ñ  äèïëîìàòîì  ðàçìàòûâàþò ïåðåä
      âûõîäîì  èç  òðþìà  êàíàò.  Ïîøàòûâàÿñü,  âûëàçÿò  íå÷èñòûå. Êîãäà ïîñëåäíèé
       âûïîëç íà ïàëóáó, äèïëîìàò è íåìåö ìåíÿþòñÿ ìåñòàìè - è íå÷èñòûå îïóòàíû.
                                         Íåìåö
                                       (ñàïîæíèêó)
                              Ýé,
                              òû!
                              Ñòóïàé ïîä ïðèñÿãó!
                                        Ñàïîæíèê
                              (ïëîõî ðàçáèðàÿñü â ñîáûòèÿõ)
                              Ìîæíî, ÿ ëó÷øå ïðèëÿãó?
                                        Äèïëîìàò
                              ß òåáå ïðèëÿãó -
                              íå âñòàíåøü ñòî ëåò!
                          680 Ãîñïîäèí ïîðó÷èê,
                              íàâîäèòå ïèñòîëåò!
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                              Àãà!
                              Ïðîòðåçâåëè!
                              Âîò òàê îíî ïðîùå.
                                   Íåêîòîðûå íå÷èñòûå
                                        (ãðóñòíî)
                              Ïîïàëèñü, áðàòöû,
                              êàê êóðû âî ùè.
                                       Àâñòðàëèåö
                              Øàïêè äîëîé!
                              Ó êîãî òàì øàïêà?
                                     Êèòàåö è ðàäæà
             (ïîäòàëêèâàþò ïîïà, ñòîÿùåãî ïîä ðóáêîé, âîçãëàâëÿåìîé íåãóñîì)
                              ×èòàé æå,
                          690 ÷èòàé, ñòîÿò íå äûøà ïîêà.
                                          Ïîï
                                       (ïî áóìàãå)
                              Áîæüåé ìèëîñòüþ
                              ìû,
                              öàðü èçæàðåííûõ íå÷èñòûìè êóð
                              è âåëèêèé êíÿçü íà îíûõ æå ÿéöà,
                              íå ñäèðàÿ íè ñ êîãî ñåìü øêóð, -
                              øåñòü ñäèðàåì, ñåäüìàÿ îñòàâëÿåòñÿ, -
                              îáúÿâëÿåì íàøèì âåðíîïîääàííûì:
                              âîëîêèòå âñ¸ -
                              ðûáó, ñóõàðè, ìîðñêèõ ñâèíÿò
                          700 è ÷åãî íàéäåòñÿ ñúåñòíîãî ïðî÷åãî.
                              Ïðàâèòåëüñòâóþùèé ñåíàò
                              íå çàìåäëèò
                              ðàçîáðàòüñÿ â ãðóäàõ äîáðà,
                              îòîáðàòü è íàñ ïîïîò÷åâàòü.
                        Èìïðîâèçèðîâàííûé ñåíàò èç ïàøè è ðàäæè.
                              Ñëóøàåìñÿ, âàøå âåëè÷åñòâî!
                                          Ïàøà
                                     (ðàñïîðÿæàåòñÿ)
                                     (Àâñòðàëèéöó.)
                              Âû - â êàþòû!
                                     (Àâñòðàëèéêå.)
                              Âû - â êëàäîâûå!
                                        (Îáùåå.)
                              ×òîá íå÷èñòûé íè÷åãî äîðîãîé íå âûåë.
                         (Êóïöó, îòìàòûâàÿ äëÿ íåãî áóëî÷íèêà.)
                              Âû âîò ñ íèì ñïóñêàéòåñü â òðþì.
                          710 ß ñ ðàäæîþ íà ïàëóáå âñå ïðîñìîòðþ.
                              Ïðèòàùèòå ñþäà
                              è âîçâðàùàéòåñü ñíîâà.
                                 Ðàäîñòíûé ãóë ÷èñòûõ.
                              Íàâàëèì öåëóþ ãîðó ñúåñòíîãî!
                                          Ïîï
                                     (ïîòèðàÿ ðóêè)
                              À ïîñëå áðàòñêè ïîäåëèìñÿ äîáû÷åþ
                              ïî õðèñòèàíñêîìó îáû÷àþ.
             Êîíâîèðóåìûå ÷èñòûìè, íå÷èñòûå ñïóñêàþòñÿ â òðþì. ×åðåç ìèíóòó
                âîçâðàùàþòñÿ è âûâàëèâàþò ïåðåä íåãóñîì âñÿ÷åñêóþ ïèùó.
                                         Êóïåö
                                       (ðàäîñòíî)
                              Âñå îáûñêàëè,
                              áîëüøå íåò íè÷åãî ðîâíî.
                              Ïðîäóêò-òî êàêîé!
                              Âîñõèùåíüå!
                          720 Îäíî ñëîâî -
                              íîðìèðîâàííûé.
                              Íó, ðåáÿòà, âîñòðè çóá!
                                       Àìåðèêàíåö
                              À íå÷èñòûå?
                                         Íåìåö
                              Íàäî èõ çàïåðåòü âíèçó.
                                          Ïîï
                              Íó-òêî,
                              âàøå âåëè÷åñòâî, îáîæäèòå.
                              Îäíà ìèíóòêà!
            Ãîíÿò íå÷èñòûõ â òðþì, è ïîêà âîçÿòñÿ ñ íèìè, íåãóñ ñúåäàåò âñå
                           ïðèíåñåííîå. ×èñòûå âîçâðàùàþòñÿ.
                                        Êëåìàíñî
                              Èäåøü, Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ?
                                      Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ
                              Èäó, èäó!
                                         ×èñòûå
                                 (ïîäãîíÿþò äðóã äðóãà)
                          730 Ñêîðåé, ñêîðåé,
                              âðåìÿ çà åäó!
         Âçáèðàþòñÿ ê íåãóñó. Ïåðåä íåãóñîì ïóñòîå áëþäî. Â îäèí ãðîçíûé ãîëîñ.
                              ×òî çäåñü?!
                              Ãóëÿëà ìàìàåâà ðàòü?
                                          Ïîï
                                     (â èññòóïëåíèè)
                              Îäèí âåäü,
                              îäèí -
                              è ÷òîá ñòîëüêî ñîæðàòü!
                                          Ïàøà
                              Âçÿë áû äà ãðîõíóë ïî ñûòîé ðîæå.
                                         Íåãóñ
                              Ìîë÷àòü!
                              ß ïîìàçàííèê áîæèé.
                                         Íåìåö
                          740 Ïîìàçàííèê,
                              ïîìàçàííèê!
                              Ëåã áû, êàê ìû...
                                        Äèïëîìàò
                              Íà ãîëîäíûé æåëóäîê...
                                          Ïîï
                              Èóäà!
                                         Ðàäæà
                              Òüôó!
                              Íå îá ýòàêîì äóìàë äíå ÿ.
                                         Êóïåö
                              Ëÿæåì.
                              Óòðî âå÷åðà ìóäðåíåå.
      Óêëàäûâàþòñÿ.   Íî÷ü.   Ïî  íåáó  áûñòðî  ïðîõîäèò  ëóíà.  Ëóíà  ñêëîíÿåòñÿ.
      Ðàññâåò.    ñèíåì  óòðå  ïðèïîäíèìàåòñÿ  ôèãóðà äèïëîìàòà. Ñ äðóãîé ñòîðîíû
                                 ïðèïîäíèìàåòñÿ íåìåö.
                                        Äèïëîìàò
                              Âû ñïèòå?
                           Íåìåö îòðèöàòåëüíî êà÷àåò ãîëîâîé.
                                        Äèïëîìàò
                          750 Ïðîñíóëèñü â ýòó ïîðèùó?
                                         Íåìåö
                              Óñíåøü òóò!
                              Â æèâîòå òàêîé ðàçãîâîðèùå.
                              Íó, ïîãîâîðè, ïîãîâîðè åùå!
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Âñ¸ êîòëåòû ñíÿòñÿ.
                                          Ïîï
                                        (èçäàëè)
                              À ÷òî æ åùå ìîãëî ñíèòüñÿ?
                                        (Íåãóñó.)
                              Èøü, ïðîêëÿòûé! Òàê è ëîñíèòñÿ.
                                       Àâñòðàëèåö
                              Õîëîäíî.
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                                        (íåãóñó)
                              Íèêàêèõ äóõîâíûõ çàïðîñîâ!
                              Îáúåëñÿ - è ðàä.
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                                 (ïîñëå êîðîòêîé ïàóçû)
                          760 Ãîñïîäà,
                              çíàåòå ÷òî?..
                              ß ÷óâñòâóþ, ÷òî ÿ óæå äåìîêðàò.
                                         Íåìåö
                              Âîò íîâîñòü!
                              ß âñåãäà íàðîä ëþáèë áåç ïàìÿòè.
                                          Ïåðñ
                                        (åõèäíî)
                              À êòî ïðåäëàãàë åãî âåëè÷åñòâó ê ñòîïàì èäòè?
                                        Äèïëîìàò
                              Áðîñüòå âàøè ÿäîâèòûå ñòðåëû!
                              Ñàìîäåðæàâèå êàê ôîðìà ïðàâëåíèÿ íåñîìíåííî
                                                                 óñòàðåëî.
                                         Êóïåö
                              Óñòàðååò, åñëè ðîñèíêè íå ïîïàëî â ðîò.
                                         Íåìåö
                              Ñåðüåçíî! Ñåðüåçíî!
                          770 Íàçðåâàåò ïåðåâîðîò.
                              Äîâîëüíî ðàñïðü,
                              ïîêîí÷èì ñ áðàíüþ!
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Óðà!
                              Óðà Ó÷ðåäèòåëüíîìó ñîáðàíèþ!
                                    (Îòâàëèâàþò ëþê.)
                              Óðà! Óð-à-à!
                                      (Äðóã äðóãó.)
                              Íàÿðèâàéòå!
                              Æìèòå!
                          Èç ëþêà ëåçóò ðàçáóæåííûå íå÷èñòûå.
                                        Ñàïîæíèê
                              ×òî ýòî? Ïåðåïèëèñü?
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Àâàðèÿ?
                                         Êóïåö
                          780 Ãðàæäàíå, ïîæàëòå íà ìèòèíã!
                                      (Áóëî÷íèêó.)
                              Ãðàæäàíèí, âû çà ðåñïóáëèêó?
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                                         (õîðîì)
                              Ìèòèíã?
                              Ðåñïóáëèêó?
                              Êàêóþ òàêóþ?
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                              Ñòîéòå,
                              ñåé÷àñ èíòåëëèãåíöèÿ ðàñòîëêóåò.
                                     (Èíòåëëèãåíòó.)
                              Ýé, òû, èíòåëëèãåíöèÿ!
                       "Èíòåëëèãåíöèÿ" è ôðàíöóç âëàçÿò íà ðóáêó.
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                              Îáúÿâëÿþ ñîáðàíèå îòêðûòûì.
                                     (Èíòåëëèãåíòó.)
                              Âàøå ñëîâî!
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                          790 Ãðàæäàíå!
                              Ó ýòîãî öàðèùè íåâîçìîæíûé ðîò!
                                         Ãîëîñà
                              Ïðàâèëüíî!
                              Ïðàâèëüíî, ãðàæäàíèí îðàòîð!
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                              Âñå, ïðîêëÿòûé, êàê åñòü, ñîæðåò!
                                         Ãîëîñ
                              Ïðàâèëüíî!
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                              È íèêòî
                              íèêîãäà íå äîïîëçåò äî Àðàðàòà.
                                         Ãîëîñà
                              Ïðàâèëüíî!
                              Ïðàâèëüíî!
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                          800 Äîâîëüíî!
                              Ðâèòå öåïè ðæàâûå!
                                       Îáùèé ãóë
                              Äîëîé!
                              Äîëîé ñàìîäåðæàâèå!
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Íà êîãî âû ðóêó ïîäûìàåòå?
                              Àõ!
                              Ìîíàðõ!
                              Âñþ æèçíü âàì â êàòîðãå æèòü íà íàðàõ.
                              Âëàñòü îò áîãà.
                              Íå òðîãàéòå îíîé,
                          810 ãîñïîäà.
                              Ñîãëàñèòåñü íà ìîíàðõèè êîíñòèòóöèîííîé,
                              íà âåëèêîì êíÿçå Íèêîëàå
                              èëè
                              íà Ìèõàèëå.
                                   Íå÷èñòûå è ÷èñòûå
                                         (õîðîì)
                              Ñîãëàñèòüñÿ,
                              ÷òîáû âñå ñæèðàëîñü èì?
                                         Íåìåö
                              ß òåáå ñîãëàøóñü!
                                          Âñå
                                         (õîðîì)
                              Ìû òåáÿ ñîãëàñèì!
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                                   (âçäóòûé, ïëà÷åòñÿ)
                              Êàê íà÷àëè ãðåòü!
                          820 Êàê íà÷àëè êðûòü!
                              Ëåã÷å ïîìåðåòü,
                              ÷åì èõ ïîìèðèòü.
                                         Êóïåö
                                        (íåãóñó)
                              Ïîïèëè êðîâóøêè,
                              íàãàäèëè íàðîäó...
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                                        (íåãóñó)
                              Ýé, òû,
                              àëîí çàíôàí â âîäó!
       Îáùèìè óñèëèÿìè ðàñêà÷èâàþò íåãóñà è øâûðÿþò çà áîðò. Çàòåì, ÷èñòûå áåðóò
                      ïîä ðóêè íå÷èñòûõ è ðàñõîäÿòñÿ, íàøåïòûâàÿ.
                                        Äèïëîìàò
                                       (ðóäîêîïó)
                              Òîâàðèùè,
                              âû äàæå íå ïîâåðèòå,
                              ÿ òàê áåçóìíî ðàä:
                          830 íåò òåïåðü ýòèõ âåêîâûõ ïðåãðàä.
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                                       (êóçíåöó)
                              Ïîçäðàâëÿþ âàñ!
                              Ðóõíóëè âåêîâûå óñòîè.
                                         Êóçíåö
                                     (íåîïðåäåëåííî)
                              Ì-äà...
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                              Îñòàëüíîå óñòðîèòñÿ,
                              îñòàëüíîå - ïóñòîå!
                                          Ïîï
                                         (øâåå)
                              Òåïåðü ìû - çà âàñ, âû - çà íàñ.
                                         Êóïåö
                                       (äîâîëüíûé)
                              Òàê, òàê! Âîäè çà íîñ.
                                          Äàìà
                              Ðàçâå ÿ ê íåãóñó áûëà ïûëêîé?
                              ß æèâó,
                          840 ÿ äûøó Ó÷ðåäèëêîé!
                              Çà ïðàâèòåëüñòâî Âðåìåííîå -
                              ÷òî óãîäíî!
                              Õîòü äâà ãîäà áóäó õîäèòü áåðåìåííàÿ!
                              Ñåé÷àñ íàäåíó êðàñíûå áàíòû, -
                              íàäî æå çàâåñòè ðåâîëþöèîííóþ ìîäó.
                              ×åðåç ìèíóòêó âåðíóñü
                              ê ìîåìó îáîæàåìîìó íàðîäó.
                                  (Áåæèò ê êàðòîíêàì.)
                                        Êëåìàíñî
                                       (íà ðóáêå)
                              Íó, ãðàæäàíå, äîâîëüíî.
                              Ïîãóëÿëè âñëàñòü.
                          850 Äàâàéòå îðãàíèçóåì äåìîêðàòè÷åñêóþ âëàñòü.
                              Ãðàæäàíå,
                              ÷òîáû âñå ýòî áûëî ñêîðî è áûñòðî,
                              ìû âîò, - óïîêîé ãîñïîäè äóøó íåãóñà! - ìû
                                                             âîò òðèíàäöàòü
                              áóäåì ìèíèñòðû è ïîìîùíèêè ìèíèñòðîâ,
                              à âû - ãðàæäàíå äåìîêðàòè÷åñêîé ðåñïóáëèêè, -
                              âû áóäåòå ëîâèòü ìîðæåé, øèòü ñàïîãè, ïå÷ü
                                                                  áóáëèêè.
                              Âîçðàæåíèé íåò?
                              Ïðèíèìàþòñÿ äîâîäû?
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Ëàäíî!
                          860 Áûëî áû íåäàëåêî äî âîäû.
                                         Õîðîì
                              Äà çäðàâñòâóåò, äà çäðàâñòâóåò äåìîêðàòè÷åñêàÿ
                                                        ðåñïóáëèêà!
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                              À òåïåðü ÿ
                                       (íå÷èñòûì)
                              âàì ïðåäëàãàþ ðàáîòàòü.
                                        (×èñòûì.)
                              À âû - çà ïåðüÿ.
                              Ðàáîòàéòå,
                              íåñèòå ñþäà,
                              à ìû ýòî ïîäåëèì ïîðîâíó, -
                              ïîñëåäíÿÿ ðóáàøêà ïîïîëàì áóäåò ïîðâàíà.
      ×èñòûå  óñòàíàâëèâàþò  ñòîë,  ðàñïîëàãàþòñÿ  ñ  áóìàãàìè  è,  êîãäà íå÷èñòûå
      ïðèíîñÿò  ñúåñòíîå,  âïèñûâàþò  âî  âõîäÿùèå è ïî óõîäå ñ àïïåòèòîì ñúåäàþò.
           Áóëî÷íèê, ïðèøåäøèé âî âòîðîé ðàç, ïûòàåòñÿ çàãëÿíóòü ïîä áóìàãè.
                                      Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ
                              ×åãî ãëàçååøü?
                          870 Îòîéäè îò áóìàã!
                              Ýòî, áðàò, äåëî íå òâîåãî óìà.
                                        Êëåìàíñî
                              Âû æå â óïðàâëåíèè ãîñóäàðñòâîì
                              íè÷åãî íå ïîíèìàåòå ðîâíî.
                              Êàæäàÿ âõîäÿùàÿ òàðåëêà
                              è êàæäàÿ èñõîäÿùàÿ
                              äîëæíà áûòü îáÿçàòåëüíî ïåðåíóìåðîâàíà.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Ïîêà âû ñòàâèòå íîìåð,
                              êàê áû íàø áðàò, íå÷èñòûé, íå ïîìåð.
                                        Áóëî÷íèê
                              Äàâàéòå äåëèòüñÿ îáåùàííûì.
                                          Ïîï
                                      (âîçìóùåííî)
                          880 Áðàòèå!
                              Ðàíîâàòî äóìàòü î ïèùå íàì.
                                         Ðàäæà
                                    (îòâîäÿ îò ñòîëà)
                              Àêóëó ïîñìîòðèòå -
                              òàì àêóëó ïîéìàëè, -
                              íå íåñåò ÿèö,
                              íå äàåò ìîëîêà ëè.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Ýé, ðàäæà, ïàøà ëè âû,
                              Ïîìíèòå òóðåöêóþ ïîñëîâèöó:
                              "Ïàøà, íå ïîøàëèâàé!"
                                         Êóçíåö
                            (âîçâðàùàÿñü ñ ïðî÷èìè íå÷èñòûìè)
                              Ó÷àò!
                          890 Ñêîëüêî íè äîè àêóë,
                              íå áûòü èç àêóëû ìîëîêó.
                                        Ñàïîæíèê
                                        (ïèøóùèì)
                              Ïîðà îáåäàòü. Ñêîðåé êîí÷àé-êà!
                                       Àìåðèêàíåö
                              Îáðàòèòå âíèìàíèå,
                              êàê ýòî êðàñèâî:
                              âîëíû è ÷àéêà.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Ïîãîâîðèì-êà ëó÷øå î ùàõ è î ÷àå.
                              Ê äåëó!
                              Ê äåëó!
                              Íàì íå äî ÷àåê!
                                        Êëåìàíñî
                          900 Ñìîòðèòå, ñìîòðèòå!
                              Ïî ìîðþ -
                              êèò!
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                              Ê ÷åðòó êèòà!
                              Ñàì òû êèò!
                                Õîðîì, îïðîêèäûâàÿ ñòîë.
                              Âû íàì çäåñü íå óñòðàèâàéòå êàíöåëÿðñêèõ âîëîêèò!
                          Íà ïàëóáó ãðîõàþòñÿ ïóñòûå òàðåëêè.
                                     Øâåÿ è ïðà÷êà
                                        (ãðóñòíî)
                              Âñå ñîâåò ìèíèñòåðñêèé âûëàêàë.
                                        Ïëîòíèê
                             (âñêàêèâàÿ íà îïðîêèíóòûé ñòîë)
                              Òîâàðèùè!
                              Ýòî íîæ â ñïèíó!
                                         Ãîëîñà
                              È âèëêà!
                                        Ðóäîêîï
                          910 Òîâàðèùè!
                              ×òî æ ýòî!
                              Ðàíüøå æðàë îäèí ðîò, à òåïåðü îáæèðàþò ðîòîé.
                              Ðåñïóáëèêà
                              îêàçàëàñü
                              òîò æå öàðü,
                              äà òîëüêî ñòîðîòûé.
                                        Ôðàíöóç
                                    (êîâûðÿÿ â çóáàõ)
                              ×òî êèïÿòèòåñü?
                              Îáåùàëè è äåëèì ïîðîâíó:
                              îäíîìó - áóáëèê,
                          920 Äðóãîìó - äûðêó îò áóáëèêà.
                              Ýòî è åñòü äåìîêðàòè÷åñêàÿ ðåñïóáëèêà.
                                         Êóïåö
                              Íàäî æ êîìó-íèáóäü è ñåìå÷êè - íå âñåì æå
                                                              àðáóç.
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              Ìû âàì ïîêàæåì êëàññîâóþ áîðüáó!
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              È îïÿòü,
                              è îïÿòü ðàçðóøàåòñÿ êðîâ,
                              è îïÿòü,
                              è îïÿòü ñìÿòåíüå è ãóë.
                              Äîâîëüíî!
                              Äîâîëüíî!
                          930 Íå ëåéòå êðîâü!
                              Ïîñëóøàéòå, ÿ íå ìîãó!
                              Ýòî âñå õîðîøî:
                              è êîììóíà
                              è ïðî÷åå.
                              Íî äëÿ ýòîãî æ äîëæíû ïðîéòè âåêà.
                              Òîâàðèùè ðàáî÷èå!
                              Ñîãëàñèòåñü ñ ÷èñòûìè,
                              ïîñëóøàéòå ñòàðîãî
                              îïûòíîãî ìåíüøåâèêà!
                                      Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ
                          940 Ñîãëàñèòüñÿ?
                              Äà ÿ æå êàïèòàëà ëèøóñü.
                              Ìû òåáå ñîãëàñèìñÿ!
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                              ß òåáå ñîãëàøóñü!
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Íó è ïîëîæåíèå!
                              Îïÿòü äâóõñòîðîííåå îáëîæåíèå!
                              Íå÷èñòûå íàñåäàþò íà ÷èñòûõ.
                                         ×èñòûå
                              Ñòîéòå, ãðàæäàíå! Íàøà ïîëèòèêà...
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              À íó,
                              ñ ÷åòûðåõ ñòîðîí ïîäïàëèòå-êà!
                              Ïîêàæåì èì, êàêàÿ òàêàÿ ïîëèòèêà!
                          950 Íó, äåðæèñü, ïðîêëÿòàÿ,
                              áóäåøü ïîìíèòü Îêòÿáðÿ 25-å!
      Âîîðóæàþòñÿ  ñëîæåííûì  ÷èñòûìè  âî  âðåìÿ îáåäà îðóæèåì. Çàãîíÿþò íà êîðìó.
      Ìåëüêàþò  ïÿòêè  ñáðàñûâàåìûõ  ÷èñòûõ. Òîëüêî êóïåö, óòàùèâ íà õîäó ïîëîâèíó
      ìîðæîíêà,  çàáèëñÿ  â  óãîëüíûé ÿùèê; â äðóãîé çàáèëèñü èíòåëëèãåíò ñ äàìîé.
         Ñîãëàøàòåëü óõâàòèë çà ðóêó áàòðàêà; ñèëÿñü åãî îòòÿíóòü, âñõëèïûâàåò.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Èøü, ïðîêëÿòûé,
                              ðàñïóñòèë ñëþíêè!
                              Ðåâîëþöèÿ âàì, ìóñüå, íå þíêåð.
                             Ñîãëàøàòåëü âãðûçàåòñÿ â ðóêó.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Èøü, çëþêà!
                              Âàëè åãî, ðåáÿòà,
                              â äûðêó ëþêà!
                                         Âàëÿò.
                                       Òðóáî÷èñò
                              Íå çàäîõñÿ áû òàìà,
                              êîðïóëåíöèÿ õðóïêàÿ -
                          960 ïðÿìî äàìà.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              ×òî ìÿìëèòü!
                              Âåðíóòñÿ,
                              íàñ æå ðàñïíóò íà êðåñòå.
                              Ïîíåæíè÷àåì -
                              äàéòå Àðàðàò-ãîðó.
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              Ïðàâèëüíî!
                              Ïðàâèëüíî!
                              Èëè ìû - èëè òå!
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Äîðîãó òåððîðó!
                                         Êóçíåö
                          970 Òîâàðèùè!
                              Ñàïîãàìè îòøâûðèâàéòå êëèêóø.
                              Ýé, íàðîä, ÷åãî íå ëèêóåøü?
                              Ëèêóé!
           Íî ñóðîâû ãîëîñà íå÷èñòûõ, - ïîñëåäíèå çàïàñû ñîæðàëà ðåñïóáëèêà.
                                        Áóëî÷íèê
                              Ëèêóé!
                              À òû ïîäóìàë î õëåáå?
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Ëèêóé!
                              À õëåá-òî ÷åì çàñåÿòü?
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Ëèêóé! Êîãäà âìåñòî ïàøåí - õëÿáè.
                                         Ðûáàê
                              È ðûáà÷èòü íå÷åì, ïîðâàíû ñåòè.
                                         Øîôåð
                          980 Êàê ïðîéäåøü ÷åðåç õëÿáü ýòó?
                              Åñëè á õîòü áûëî êðóãîì ñóõî.
                                        Îõîòíèê
                              Êîâ÷åã òðåùèò.
                                         Øîôåð
                              Êîìïàñà íåòó.
                                          Âñå
                              Ðàçðóõà!
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Íå îñòàíàâëèâàòüñÿ íà ïîëîâèíå æ.
                              Ñúåäåííîå â óòîïøèõ,
                              íàçàä íå âûíåøü.
                              Òåïåðü îá îäíîì îñòàëîñü ðàòîâàòü,
                              ÷òîá ñèëà íå èññÿêëà äî ìåñòà Àðàðàòîâà.
                          990 Ïóñòü íàñ áóðè áüþò,
                              ïóñòü èçæàðèò æàðà,
                              ãîëîä ïóñòü -
                              ïîñìîòðèì â ãëàçà åãî,
                              áóäåì ïåíó îäíó ìîðñêóþ æðàòü.
                              Ìû çàòî çäåñü âñåãî õîçÿåâà!
                                         Ïðà÷êà
                              Ñåãîäíÿ ïîåäèì,
                              à çàâòðà - êðûøêà!
                              Íà âñåì êîâ÷åãå äâà ñóõàðèøêà.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Ýé!
                         1000 Òîâàðèùè!
                              Áåç êàðòî÷åê íå äàâàòü ñóõàðåé.
                  Èç óãîëüíîãî ÿùèêà âûñîâûâàþòñÿ äàìà è èíòåëëèãåíò.
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                              Ñëûøèòå -
                              ãîâîðÿò:
                              "Äàâàòü ñóõàðåé".
                              À òóò ãîëîä, õîëîä è âñÿêèå ñòðàñòè.
                                          Äàìà
                              Ïîéäåì íà ñëóæáó ê ñîâåòñêîé âëàñòè.
                                        Âûëàçÿò.
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              ×òî ýòî?
                              Âûõîäöû ñ òîãî ñâåòà?
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                              Íèêàê íåò.
                         1010 Ìû ñâîè,
                              ìû áåñïàðòèéíûå,
                              ìû èç óãîëüíîãî ÿùèêà.
                              Ìû - çà âëàñòü ñîâåòîâ.
                                          Äàìà
                              Íåíàâèæó áóðæóåâ!
                              Ìîøåííèêè!
                              ß âñå æäàëà, ñêîðî ëè áóðæóàçèÿ ñâàëèòñÿ.
                              Ðàçðåøèòå,
                              ÿ òîæå ó âàñ áóäó
                              ðàáîòàòü
                         1020 íà ìàøèíêå,
                              õîòÿ áû òîëüêî îäíèì ïàëüöåì.
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                              È ìåíÿ âîçüìèòå.
                              Õóäî áåç ñïåöà.
                              Áåç ñïåöà
                              íåêóäà äåòüñÿ.
                              Îäèí ïóòü -
                              òîíóòü.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Íå óòîíåì,
                              íå êàðêàé.
                                         (Äàìå.)
                         1030 Ñàäèñü, òîâàðèù.
                                     (Èíòåëëèãåíòó.)
                              Ìàðø âíèç!
                              Çàâåäóé êî÷åãàðêîé.
                                         Øîôåð
                              Áåç åäû - âñå ðàâíî ÷òî ìàøèíà áåç äðîâ.
                                        Ðóäîêîï
                              Äàæå ÿ ñäàþ - óæ íà ÷òî çäîðîâ.
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                              Ìàëî, îêàçûâàåòñÿ, ÷èñòûõ äîáèòü.
                              Íóæåí õëåá.
                              Íàäî âîäó äîáûòü.
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              ×òî äåëàòü?
                              Êàê áûòü?
                                          Øâåÿ
                         1040 Íàì áîã íå ìîæåò ïîãèáíóòü äàòü.
                              Ñëîæèì ðóêè - áóäåì æäàòü.
                                        Îõîòíèê
                              Ñëàáååò îò ãîëîäà çà ìóñêóëîì ìóñêóë.
                                          Øâåÿ
                                      (âñëóøèâàÿñü)
                              ×òî ýòî?
                              Ñëûøèòå?
                              Ñëûøèòå ìóçûêó?
                                        Ïëîòíèê
                              Àíòèõðèñò ðå÷ü ïîâåë íàì
                              îá Àðàðàòå è ðàå.
                        (Èñïóãàííî âñêàêèâàåò, ïàëüöåì çà áîðò.)
                              Êòî òàì
                              èäåò ïî â_î_ëíàì,
                         1050 â êîñòè ñâîè èãðàåò?
                                       Òðóáî÷èñò
                              Áðîñü òû!
                              Ìîðå ã_î_ëî.
                              Äà è êîìó ÿâëÿòüñÿ?
                                        Ñàïîæíèê
                              Âîò îí
                              èäåò...
                              Ýòî ãîëîä
                              íàìè èäåò ðàçãîâëÿòüñÿ.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              ×òî æ, èäè!
                              Íåò çäåñü òàêèõ, êòî óïàë áû.
                         1060 Òîâàðèùè, âðàã ó áîðòà!
                              Æèâî!
                              Âñå íà ïàëóáû!
                              Ãîëîä
                              ñàì èäåò íà àáîðäàæ.
               Âáåãàþò, øàòàÿñü, âîîðóæåííûå ÷åì ïîïàëî. Ðàññâåëî. Ïàóçà.
                                          Âñå
                              ×òî æ, èäè!
                              Íèêîãî...
                              È âîò
                              ñíîâà áóäåì ñìîòðåòü áåñïëîäíîå ëîíî âîä.
                                        Îõîòíèê
                              Òàê âîò ìîëèøü î òåíè â ïå÷àõ ïóñòûíè,
                         1070 óìèðàÿ æ -
                              âèäèøü, áóäòî ïóñòûíÿ ñòûíåò.
                              Ìèðàæ.
                                         Øîôåð
                     (ïðèõîäèò â ñòðàøíîå âîëíåíèå, ïîïðàâëÿåò î÷êè,
                                âñìàòðèâàåòñÿ. Êóçíåöó)
                              Òàì âîò,
                              íà çàïàäå -
                              íå çàìåòèøü ëè òî÷å÷êè?
                                         Êóçíåö
                              ×òî ãëÿäåòü?
                              Âñå ðàâíî ÷òî íà õâîñò íàäåòü èëè â ñòóïå èñòîëî÷ü
                                                                          î÷êè.
                                         Øîôåð
                    (îòáåãàåò, øàðèò, ëåçåò ñ òðóáîé íà ðåþ - è ÷åðåç
                         ìèíóòó åãî ðâóùèéñÿ îò ðàäîñòè ãîëîñ)
                              Àðàðàò! Àðàðàò! Àðàðàò!
                                    Ñî âñåõ êîíöîâ.
                              Î êàê ÿ ðàäà!
                         1080 Î êàê ÿ ðàä!
                          Âûðûâàþò ó øîôåðà òðóáó. Ñãðóäèëèñü.
                                        Ïëîòíèê
                              Ãäå îí?
                              Ãäå?
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Äà âîò
                              âèäíååòñÿ
                              íàïðàâî îò...
                                        Ïëîòíèê
                              ×òî ýòî?
                              Ïðèïîäíÿëîñü.
                              Âûïðÿìèëîñü.
                              Èäåò.
                                         Øîôåð
                         1090 Òî åñòü êàê - èäåò?
                              Àðàðàò - ãîðà è õîäèòü íå ìîæåò.
                              Ãëàçà ïîòðè.
                                        Ïëîòíèê
                              Ñàì òðè.
                              Ñìîòðè!
                                         Øîôåð
                              Äà, èäåò!
                              ×åëîâåê êàêîé-òî.
                              Äà, ÷åëîâåê.
                              Ñòàðûé ñ ïîñîõîì.
                              Ìîëîäîé áåç ïîñîõà,
                         1100 Ýê, èäåò ïî âîäå, ÷òî ï_î_-ñóõó.
                                          Øâåÿ
                              Êîëîêîëà, ãóäèòå!
                              Âçäûáëèâàéòå çâîí!
                              Ýòî
                              îí
                              øåë, ðàññåêàÿ âîäû Ãåíèñàðåòà.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Ó áîãà åñòü ÿáëîêè,
                              àïåëüñèíû,
                              âèøíè,
                              ìîæåò â¸ñíû ñòëàòü ñåìü ðàç íà äíþ,
                         1110 à ê íàì òîëüêî çàäîì îáîðà÷èâàëñÿ âñåâûøíèé,
                              òåïåðü Õðèñòîì çàëàâëèâàåò â çàïàäíþ.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Íå íàäî åãî!
                              Íå ïóñòèì ïðîõîäèìöà!
                              Íå äëÿ ìîëèòâ ó ãîëîäíûõ ðòû.
                              Íè ñ ìåñòà!
                              À òî ðóêà ïîäûìåòñÿ.
                              Ýé!
                              Êòî òû?
                 Ñàìûé îáûêíîâåííûé ÷åëîâåê âõîäèò íà çàìåðøóþ ïàëóáó.
                                        ×åëîâåê
                              Êòî ÿ?
                         1120 ß íå èç êëàññà,
                              íå èç íàöèè,
                              íå èç ïëåìåíè.
                              ß âèäåë òðèäöàòûé,
                              ñîðîêîâîé âåê.
                              ß èç áóäóùåãî âðåìåíè
                              ïðîñòî ÷åëîâåê.
                              Ïðèøåë ðàçäóòü
                              äóø ãîðíû ÿ,
                              èáî çíàþ,
                         1130 êàê òðóäíî æèòü ïðîáîâàòü.
                              Ñëóøàéòå!
                              Íîâàÿ
                              íàãîðíàÿ
                              ïðîïîâåäü!
                              Àðàðàòîâ æäåòå?
                              Àðàðàòîâ íåòó.
                              Íèêàêèõ.
                              Ïðèñíèëèñü âî ñíå.
                              À åñëè
                         1140 ãîðà íå èäåò ê Ìàãîìåòó,
                              òî è ÷åðò ñ íåé!
                              Íå î ðàå Õðèñòîâîì îðó ÿ âàì,
                              ãäå ïîñòíè÷êè ëèæóò ÷àé áåç ñàõàðó.
                              ß î íàñòîÿùèõ
                              çåìíûõ íåáåñàõ îðó.
                              Ñóäèòå ñàìè: Õðèñòîâî íåáî ëü,
                              åâàíãåëèñòîâ ãîëîäíîå íåáî ëè?
                              Ìîé ðàé - â íåì çàëû ëîìèò ìåáåëü,
                              óñëóã ýëåêòðè÷åñêèõ ïîêîé ôåøåíåáåëåí.
                         1150 Òàì ñëàäêèé òðóä íå ìîçîëèò ðóêè,
                              ðàáîòà ðîçîé öâåòåò ïî ëàäîíè.
                              Òàì ñîëíöå ñòðîèò òàêèå òðþêè,
                              ÷òî êàæäûé øàã â öâåòîìîðèè òîíåò.
                              Çäåñü âåê êîðïèò îãîðîäíèêà îïûò -
                              ñòåêëÿííûé íàñòèë, íàâîçíàÿ íàñûïü,
                              à ó ìåíÿ
                              íà êîðíÿõ óêðîïà
                              øåñòü ðàç â ãîäó ðîñëè àíàíàñû á.
                                          Âñå
                                        (õîðîì)
                              Ìû âñå ïîéäåì!
                              Èáî ÷åãî íàì òåðÿòü!
                              Íî ïóñòÿò ëè íàøó ãðåøíóþ ðàòü?
                                        ×åëîâåê
                              Ìîé ðàé äëÿ âñåõ,
                              êðîìå íèùèõ äóõîì,
                              îò ïîñòîâ âåëèêèõ âñïóõøèõ ñ ëóíó.
                              Ëåã÷å âåðáëþäó ïðîëåçòü ñêâîçü èãîëüå óõî,
                              ÷åì êî ìíå
                              òàêîìó ñëîíó.
                              Êî ìíå -
                              êòî âñàäèë ñïîêîéíî íîæ
                         1170 è ïîøåë îò âðàæüåãî òåëà ñ ïåñíåþ!
                              Èäè, íåïðîñòèâøèé!
                              Òû ïåðâûé âõîæ
                              â öàðñòâèå ìîå
                              çåìíîå -
                              íå íåáåñíîå.
                              Èäèòå âñå,
                              êòî íå âüþ÷íûé ìóë.
                              Âñÿêèé,
                              êîìó íåñòåðïèìî è òåñíî,
                         1180 çíàé:
                              åìó -
                              öàðñòâèå ìîå
                              çåìíîå - íå íåáåñíîå.
                                         Õîðîì
                              Íå ñìååòñÿ ëè ýòîò íàä íèùèìè?
                              Ãäå îíè?
                              Äðàçíèøü êàêèìè ñòðàíèùàìè?
                                        ×åëîâåê
                              Äëèííà äîðîãà.
                              Íàäî ñêâîçü òó÷è íàì.
                                          Õîð
                              Êàæäóþ òó÷ó ñðàçèì ïîøòó÷íî!
                                        ×åëîâåê
                         1190 À åñëè àä âçãðîìîçäèòñÿ çà àäîì?
                                          Õîð
                              Ïîéäåì è òóäà.
                              Íå ïîïÿòèìñÿ çàäîì.
                              Âåäè íàñ!
                              Ãäå îíà?
                                        ×åëîâåê
                              Ãäå?
                              Æäåòå, ÷òîá ðàññêàçàë êòî-íèáóäü äðóãîé.
                              À îíà
                              âîò çäåñü,
                              ó âàñ
                         1200 ïîä ðóêîé.
                              Ãäå ðóêè òâîè?
                              ×òî äåëàåøü åþ?
                              Ñëîæèëè êðåñòû áåñïîëåçíûõ ðóê!
                              Âû íèùèìè æìåòåñü.
                              À âû - áîãàòåè.
                              Ñìîòðèòå -
                              êàêîå áîãàòñòâî âîêðóã!
                              Êàê ñìååò èãðàòü êîâ÷åãîì âåòåð?
                              Äîëîé ïðèðîäû íàãëîå èãî!
                         1210 Âû áóäåòå æèòü â òåïëå,
                              â ñâåòå,
                              çàñòàâèâ âîëíîé ýëåêòðè÷åñòâî äâèãàòü.
                              À åñëè
                              êî äíó îêàæåòåñü ïóùåíû,
                              íå ñòðàøíî òîæå, -
                              ïî÷èùå ëóãà
                              ìîðñêîå äíî.
                              Íàø õëåá íàñóùíûé
                              íà íåì ðàñòåò -
                         1220 êàìåííûé óãîëü.
                              Ïóñêàé ïîòîïàìè âåòåð âîåò,
                              òðåùàò áîêà êîâ÷åãîâ-ïîñóä.
                              Ïðàâàÿ è ëåâàÿ -
                              ýòè äâîå
                              ñïàñóò.
                              Êîíåö.
                              Ñëîâî çà âàìè.
                              ß íåì.
                      Èñ÷åçàåò. Íà ïàëóáå âîñõèùåííîå íåäîóìåíèå.
                                        Ñàïîæíèê
                              Ãäå îí?
                                         Êóçíåö
                         1230 Ïî-ìîåìó, îí âî ìíå.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Ïî-ìîåìó, âëåçòü óäàëîñü è â ìåíÿ åìó.
                                         Ãîëîñà
                              Êòî îí?
                              Êòî ýòîò äóõ íåâìåíÿåìûé?
                              Êòî îí -
                              áåç èìåíè?
                              Êòî îí -
                              áåç îò÷åñòâà?
                              Çà÷åì îí?
                              Êàêèå êèíóë ïðîðî÷åñòâà?
                         1240 Êðóãîì ïîòîïà ñìåðòåëüíàÿ âàííàÿ.
                              Ïóñêàé!
                              Íàéäåòñÿ îáåòîâàííàÿ!
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Çíà÷èò, ðàé âñå-òàêè åñòü.
                              Çíà÷èò, íå ãëóïî ê ñ÷àñòüþ ëåçòü.
                                         Ãîëîñà
                              ×òîá ðàíüøå äîéòè äî ýòîé ïîðû,
                              âçäûìàéòå ìîëîòû,
                              ââûñü òîïîðû!
                              Ðîâíåé ðÿäû!
                              Íå êðèâèòå ëèíèè!
                         1250 Êîâ÷åã òðåùèò.
                              Ñïàñåíüå â äèñöèïëèíå.
                                         Êóçíåö
                                     (ðóêîé íà ðåè)
                              Çëîâåù ïó÷èí ðàçâåðçøèéñÿ ðîò.
                              Äîðîãà îäíà -
                              ñêâîçü òó÷è!
                              Âïåðåä!
                               Áðîñàþòñÿ ê ìà÷òå. Õîðîì.
                              Ñêâîçü íåáî - âïåðåä!
                          Íà ðåÿõ ðàçâåðòûâàåòñÿ áîåâàÿ ïåñíÿ.
                              Ýé, íà ðåè!
                              Íà ðåè, ýé!
                              Ïî ðåÿì âïåðåä, êîìèññàðû ìîðåé!
                                          Õîð
                         1260 Âïåðåä, êîìèññàðû ìîðåé!
                                        Ñàïîæíèê
                              Òàì âñåì ïîáåäèòåëÿì îòäûõ çà áîåì.
                              Ïóñòü íîãè óñòàëè, èõ â íåáî îáóåì!
                                          Õîð
                              Îáóåì!
                              Êðîâàâûå â íåáî îáóåì!
                                        Ïëîòíèê
                              Ðàñïàõíóòà òâåðäü
                              íåáåñàì çà îãðàäó!
                              Ïî ñîëíå÷íûì òðàïàì,
                              ïî ëåñòíèöàì ðàäóã!
                                          Õîð
                              Ïî ñîëíå÷íûì ñõîäíÿì
                         1270 êà÷åëÿìè ðàäóã!
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Äîâîëüíî ïðîðîêîâ!
                              Ìû âñå Íàçàðåè!
                              Ñêîëüçèòå íà ìà÷òû,
                              õâàòàéòåñü çà ðåè!
                                          Õîð
                              Íà ìà÷òû!
                              Íà ìà÷òû!
                              Çà ðåè!
                              Çà ðåè!
          Êîãäà ñêðûâàåòñÿ ïîñëåäíèé íå÷èñòûé, çà íèì êîâûëÿþò ïî ðåÿì äàìà è
                   èíòåëëèãåíò. Ìåíüøåâèê ìèíóòêó ñòîèò, çàäóìàâøèñü.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Êóäà âû?
                         1280 Â êîììóíó?
                              Îõîòà â òàêóþ äàëü ïåðåòü!
                              Îãëÿäûâàåòñÿ. Êîâ÷åã òðåùèò.
                              Âïåðåä, òîâàðèùè!
                              Óæ ëó÷øå âïåðåä, ÷åì óìåðåòü...
          Ìåíüøåâèê ñêðûâàåòñÿ, è íàêîíåö èç óãîëüíîãî ÿùèêà âûëåçàåò êóïåö,
                                       óõìûëÿÿñü.
                                         Êóïåö
                              Íàäî æå áûòü îñëîì!
                              Äîáðà íà ÷åòûðåñòà ìèëëèîíîâ
                              ìèíèìóì.
                              Äàæå åñëè íà ñëîì.
                              Íó,
                              è ñïåêóëüíó!..
                         1290 ×òî ýòî?
                              Ëîìàåòñÿ.
                              Òðåùèò.
                              Ñïàñàéòåñü!
                              Èäåì êî äíó!
                              Òîâàðèùè!
                              Òîâàðèùè!
                              Ïîäîæäèòå ìèíóòó îäíó!
                              Òîâàðèùè!
                              Îäèí
                         1300 ïîãèáàþ çäåñü ÿ!..
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Èäè, èäè,
                              è òåáå ïåðåïàäåò êîíöåññèÿ...
                                        Çàíàâåñ
 

                              ÄÅÉÑÒÂÈÅ ÒÐÅÒÜÅ

      Àä.  Ñöåíà  ñ  îãðîìíîé äâåðüþ. Íà äâåðè: "Áåç äîêëàäà íå âõîäèòü". Ïî áîêàì
      êàðàóëüíûå  ÷åðòè.  Äâà âåñòîâûõ ÷åðòà ïåðåêëèêàþòñÿ ÷åðåç âåñü òåàòð. Òèõîå
                               ïåíèå íà ñöåíå çà äâåðüþ.
                                          Õîð
                              Ìû ÷åðòè, ìû ÷åðòè, ìû ÷åðòè, ìû ÷åðòè!
                              Íà âåðòåëå ãðåøíèêîâ âåðòèì.
                                      1-é âåñòîâîé
                              Äà, áðàò, ÷åðò,
                              ïàðøèâàÿ æèçíü!
                                      2-é âåñòîâîé
                              Äà, â ïîñëåäíèå ìåñÿöû ïîíàòåðïåëñÿ ãîðÿ ÿ.
                                          1-é
                              Îäíî ñëîâî -
                              òðåòüÿ êàòåãîðèÿ!
                                          Õîð
                         1310 Ïîïîâ ðàçîãíàëè, ìåøî÷íèêîâ â ðèçå.
                              Òåïåðü è ó íàñ ïðîäîâîëüñòâåííûé êðèçèñ.
                                          2-é
                              Íàøåãî áðàòà, èñêîííîãî ÷åðòà, ñîâñåì íå âèäíî.
                              Êàê ïîïàëè ýòè ñàìûå ãîñïîäà:
                              Òî ïîäàé!
                              Ýòî ïîäàé!
                                          1-é
                              Õóæå âñåõ ýòîò íåãóñ àáèññèíñêèé.
                              Ìîðäà ÷åðíàÿ.
                              Àïïåòèò ñâèíñêèé.
                                          Õîð
                              Î ãîðå, î ãîðå, î ãîðå, î ãîðå,
                         1320 áåç ïèùè ìû âñå ïåðåäîõíåì çäåñü âñêîðå!
                                          1-é
                              Áûâàëî, ó ÷åðòà àðáóç ùåêà.
                                          2-é
                              Äà, ýòî âåðíî.
                                          1-é
                              À êàê ïîïîâ ïðîãíàëè, íè îäíîãî ïîñòàâùèêà!
                                          2-é
                              Âûäà÷è ìàëåíüêèå!
                                          1-é
                              Ïàåê ñêâåðíûé!
                                          2-é
                              Åùå áû ÷åðòè áûëè êàê ñëåäóåò,
                              à òî îìåðçèòåëüíûå -
                              ëûñûå,
                              êóöûå!
                                          1-é
                         1330 Äîæäóòñÿ,
                              áóäåò è ó íàñ ðåâîëþöèÿ.
                                          2-é
                              Ò-ñ!
                              Îïÿòü çâîíîê.
                                          Îáà
                              Áåæèì ñî âñåõ íîã.
                                Ïåðåìàõèâàþò âñþ ñöåíó.
             Êàðàóëüíûå ðàññïðàøèâàþò âåñòîâûõ è, ñäåëàâ íåáîëüøîé äîêëàä,
                                   ðàñïàõèâàþò äâåðè.
                                      Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ
                              Àõ, âû, äüÿâîëû!
                              Àõ, âû, ÷åðòîâû äåòè!
                              Îò÷åãî æå ãðåøíèêè íå ïîïàäàþò â ñåòè?
                                          Ïîï
                               (çàìàõèâàåòñÿ íà âåñòîâûõ)
                              ×òî æ, ÿ äëÿ òîãî íà âàñ ðàáîòàë,
                              ÷òîáû ïàéêîì ïèòàòüñÿ íà òîì ñâåòå!
                                        Âåñòîâûå
                                      (íåäîâîëüíî)
                         1340 Âçÿëè áû ïî âèëå,
                              ñàìè áû ëîâèëè.
                                        Êëåìàíñî
                              Ìîë÷àòü!
                              Âû ýòè ïðèâû÷êè áðîñüòå.
                              Ìû ÷åðòè áåëîé êîñòè.
                              Íå ùàäÿ ïîòà,
                              ÷åðíûé ÷åðò íà áåëûõ äîëæåí ðàáîòàòü.
                                      2-é âåñòîâîé
                              Çàâåëè ïîðÿäîê ñâîé.
                              Ïîøåë è ìåæ ÷åðòÿìè àíòàãîíèçì êëàññîâîé.
                                          Ïàøà
                              Àõ, òû ðàçãîâàðèâàòü?
                         1350 Êàêîé ïûëêèé!
                              Äà ÿ òåáÿ íîæîì!
                              Äà ÿ òåáÿ âèëêîé!
                                 ×åðò-öåðåìîíèéìåéñòåð
                              Åãî âåëè÷åñòâî Âåëüçåâóë
                              æåëàåò ãîâîðèòü ñ âåðíîïîääàííûì àäîì.
                                         Íåìåö
                              Âñòàòü!
                              Ñìèðíî!
                              Íå âèõëÿòü çàäîì!
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                                       (âõîäèò)
                              ×åðòè ìîè âåðíîïîääàííûå!
                              Áîëüøå íå áóäåòå ñèäåòü ãîëîäíûå.
                         1360 Ðàäîñòíåé êëèêè!
                              Âûøå õâîñò!
                              Êîí÷àåòñÿ âåëèêèé,
                              êîí÷àåòñÿ ïîñò.
                              Ãðåøíèêîâ ïÿòíàäöàòü èäåò, íå ìåíåå.
                                          Ïîï
                                       (êðåñòèòñÿ)
                              Ñëàâà áîãó!
                              Êîí÷àåòñÿ ýòî âñóõîìÿòêó ïåíèå.
                                         Êèòàåö
                              Î÷åíü óæ íàðîä ñåðüåçíûé,
                              õîòÿ è áåñïîðòîøíûé.
                                         Íåãóñ
                              Ýõ, è íàæðóñü!
                         1370 Àæ áóäåò ÷åðòÿì òîøíî!
                                      Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ
                              Óæ è íàòî÷ó ÿ ðîãà!
                              Áóäóò çíàòü, êàê ìåíÿ ñâåðãàòü!
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                                      (ê âåñòîâûì)
                              Æèâåé
                              íà ïîñò ñòîðîæåâîé!
                              Íà áèíîêëü,
                              ñìîòðè ëó÷øå,
                              ÷òîáû íè îäèí èç íèõ íå óøåë æèâîé!
                              À òî
                              ïî øåå ïîëó÷èøü.
               ×åðòè, âîîðóæåííûå áèíîêëÿìè, áåãóò â çàë, ïðèñëóøèâàÿñü.
                                  Äâåðü ðàñïàõèâàåòñÿ.
                                          1-é
                         1380 Ïóñòü òîëüêî ïîïàäóòñÿ!
                              ß èì ïîêàæó!
                              Õâîñò ïîäûìó!
                              Ðîãà âíèç!
                                          2-é
                              Ïðÿìî æóòü!
                                          1-é
                              ß óæ ñ íèìè ðàçäåëàþñü!
                              Íå ïîæåëàë áû âðàãó.
                              Ëþáëþ ÿ èç ñî÷íûõ ãðåøíèêîâ ðàãó.
                                          2-é
                              ß èõ ïîïðîñòó æðó.
                              Áåç øòóê.
                         1390 Ò-ñ!
                              Ñëûøèøü? -
                              Òóê-òóê-òóê.
                              Òóê-òóê-òóê.
        Ïðèñëóøèâàåòñÿ. Äîíîñèòñÿ ãðîìûõàíèå ðàçíîñÿùèõ ïðåääâåðèå àäà íå÷èñòûõ.
                                          1-é
                              Ñòàðèê-òî íàø
                              îáðàäóåòñÿ äîíåëüçÿ.
                                          2-é
                              Òèøå òû, ÷åðò! Íåëüçÿ, ÷òîá áåç ãóëà!
                              Áåãè,
                              ïðåäóïðåäè øòàá Âåëüçåâóëà.
            Ïåðâûé áåæèò. Íàä ñðåäíèì ÿðóñîì ïîêàçûâàåòñÿ Âåëüçåâóë. Ëàäîíü
                              êî ëáó. Ïðèïîäûìàþòñÿ ÷åðòè.
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                                   (óáåäèâøèñü, îðåò)
                              Ýé, âû!
                         1400 ×åðòè!
                              Âîëîêèòå êîò¸ëèùå!
                              Äà äðîâ ïîáîëüøå -
                              ñóøå,
                              òîëùå!
                              Ïðÿ÷üñÿ çà òó÷è, áàòàëüîí ñòîðîãèé!
                              ×òîá íèêòî èç íèõ íå óøåë ñ äîðîãè!
      ×åðòè  ïðèòàèëèñü.  Ñíèçó  äîíîñèòñÿ:  "Íà ìà÷òû, íà ìà÷òû! Çà ðåè, çà ðåè!"
      Ââàëèâàåòñÿ  òîëïà  íå÷èñòûõ,  è  ìîìåíòàëüíî æå âûâàëèâàþòñÿ ÷åðòè ñ âèëàìè
                                       íàïåðåâåñ.
                                         ×åðòè
                              Ó-ó-ó-ó-ó-ó-ó!
                              À-à-à-à-à-à-à!
                                         Êóçíåö
                          (óêàçûâàÿ íà êðàéíèõ øâåå, ñî ñìåõîì)
                              Ñòàðûå çíàêîìûå!
                         1410 Êàê òåáå íðàâèòñÿ?
                              Ñïðàâèëèñü ñ áåçðîãèìè.
                              È ñ ðîãàòûìè óäàñòñÿ ñïðàâèòüñÿ.
                        Ãâàëò íà÷àë íàäîåäàòü. Öûêíóëè íå÷èñòûå.
                              Ò-ñ-ñ-ñ-ñ!
                              Ñìîëêëè ðàñòåðÿâøèåñÿ ÷åðòè.
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              Ýòî àä?
                                         ×åðòè
                                     (íåðåøèòåëüíî)
                              Ä-äà.
                                         Áàòðàê
                                     (íà ÷èñòèëèùå)
                              Òîâàðèùè!
                              Íå îñòàíàâëèâàòüñÿ!
                              Ïðÿìî òóäà.
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                              Äà-äà!
                         1420 ×åðòè âïåðåä!
                              Íå ïóñêàòü â ÷èñòèëèùå!
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Ïîñëóøàéòå,
                              ÷òî ýòî çà ñòèëü åùå?
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Áðîñüòå âû ýòî!
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                                       (îáèæåííî)
                              Òî åñòü êàê áðîñèòü?
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Äà òàê.
                              Ñòûäíî!
                              Âñå-òàêè ñòàðûé ÷åðò,
                              ó ñàìîãî ïðîñåäü.
                         1430 Íàøëè, åé-áîãó, ÷åì ñòðàùàòü!
                              Íà çàâîäå
                              ÷óãóíîïëàâèëüíîì
                              íå áûâàëè, ÷àòü?
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                                         (ñóõî)
                              Íå áûë ÿ íà âàøåé ïëàâèëüíå.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Òî-òî!
                              À òî á ïîâûëèíÿë
                              øåðñòêîé.
                              Æèâåøü ñåáå òóò
                              ùåãîëåì,
                         1440 ãëàäêèé òàêîé äà æåñòêèé.
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                              Õîðîø ãëàäêèé,
                              õîðîø æåñòêèé!
                              Äîâîëüíî ðàçãîâàðèâàòü! Ïîæàëòå íà êîñòðû!
                                        Áóëî÷íèê
                              Îñòðè!
                              Íàøåë ÷åì ïóãàòü!
                              Ñìåøíî, åé-áîãó!
                              Äà ó íàñ
                              â Ìîñêâå
                              âàì áû åùå çàïëàòèëè çà äðîâà.
                         1450 Îò ìîðîçà êîëèêè,
                              à ó âàñ
                              òåìïåðàòóðêà çäîðîâà.
                              Áëàæåíñòâî!
                              Õîäèòå ãîëåíüêèå.
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                              Äîâîëüíî øóòèòü!
                              Òðåïåùèòå çà äóøè!
                              Âñåõ âàñ ñåðîé ñåé÷àñ æå çàäóøèì!
                                         Êóçíåö
                                        (ñåðäÿñü)
                              Õâàñòàþò òîæå!
                              ×òî ó âàñ? -
                         1460 Ñëåãêà ïîïàõèâàåò ñåðîþ.
                              Ó íàñ êàê ïóñòÿò óäóøëèâûì ãàçîì -
                              âñÿ ñòåïü îò øèíåëåé ñòàíîâèòñÿ ñåðîþ,
                              äèâèçèÿ ðàçîì âàëèòñÿ íàçåìü.
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                              Ïîáîéòåñü, ãîâîðþ âàì, ðàñêàëåííûõ æàðîâåí!
                              Íà âèëàõ áóäåòå,
                              ÷àñ íåðîâåí.
                                         Áàòðàê
                                    (âûõîäÿ èç ñåáÿ)
                              Äà ÷òî òû êè÷èøüñÿ êàêèìè-òî âèëàìè!
                              Òâîé ãëóïûé àä - âñå ðàâíî ÷òî ìåä íàì.
                              Áûâàëî,
                         1470 â àòàêå
                              òðè ÷åòâåðòè âûëîìèò
                              â îäíî äóíîâåíüå îãíåì ïóëåìåòíûì.
                                  ×åðòè ðàçâåñèëè óøè.
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                           (ñòàðàåòñÿ ïîääåðæèâàòü äèñöèïëèíó)
                              ×åãî ñòîèòå?
                              Ðàçèíóëè ðîò!
                              Ìîæåò, îí âñå ýòî âðåò.
                                         Áàòðàê
                                        (çâåðåÿ)
                              ß âðó?!
                              Ñèäèòå òóò,
                              ïåùåðû ïåùåðèòå -
                              ÷åðòè!
                         1480 Ñëóøàéòå,
                              ÿ âàì ðàññêàæó...
                                         ×åðòè
                              Òèøå!
                                         Áàòðàê
                              ...ïðî íàøó çåìíóþ æóòü.
                              ×òî âàø Âåëüçåâóë!
                              Ñ âèëî÷êîé ãóëÿåò ïîñðåäü àäà.
                              ß âàñ íà çåìëþ íà ìèíóòó ñçîâó.
                              Çíàåòå âû, ÷åðòè, ÷òî òàêîå áëîêàäà?
                              Íàì ëè óáîÿòüñÿ êàêèõ-òî âèë!
                              Ðàáî÷èõ òàíêè àíãëèéñêèå ïîò÷óþò.
                         1490 Êîëüöîì ýñêàäð è àðìèé ñäàâèë
                              êàïèòàë Ðåñïóáëèêó ðàáî÷óþ.
                              Ó âàñ õîòü ïðàâåäíèêîâ íåò è äåòåé.
                              Ðóêà íåáîñü íå ïîäûìàåòñÿ ìó÷èòü?
                              À ó íàñ è òå!
                              Íåò, ÷åðòè,
                              ó âàñ çäåñü ëó÷øå.
                              Êàê êàêîé-íèáóäü íåêóëüòóðíûé òóðîê,
                              ãðåøíèêà ñ ðàçìàõà ñàäàíåòå íà êîë,
                              à ó íàñ ìàøèíû,
                         1500 à ó íàñ êóëüòóðà...
                                         Ãîëîñ
                                    (èç òîëïû ÷åðòåé)
                              Îäíàêî!
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Êðîâü ïüåòå?
                              Íåâêóñíîå ñûðüå!
                              Âàñ íà ôàáðèêó ñâåë, êàá íå áûëî ïîçäíî.
                              Áóðæóÿì íà øîêîëàä ïåðåãîíÿþò åå.
                                         Ãîëîñ
                                    (èç òîëïû ÷åðòåé)
                              Íî-î!
                              Ñåðüåçíî?
                                         Áàòðàê
                              À ïîñìîòðèòå íà ðàáà èç êîëîíèè àíãëèéñêîé -
                              ÷åðòè âñå á ðàçáåæàëèñü â ïèñêå.
                         1510 Ñ íåãðîâ ñäèðàþò,
                              äóáÿò êîæè,
                              íà ïåðåïëåòû ÷òîá ìîã èäòè.
                              Â óõî ãâîçäü?
                              Ïîæàëóéñòà, îò÷åãî æå!
                              Øåðñòü ñâèíóþ çàãîíÿþò ïîä íîãòè.
                              Ïîñìîòðåëè ñîëäàòà â îêîïå âû áû;
                              ñðàâíèòü åñëè ñ íèì - âàø ìó÷åíèê ëîäûðü.
                                         Ãîëîñ
                                    (èç òîëïû ÷åðòåé)
                              Äîâîëüíî!
                              Øåðñòü ïîäûìàåòñÿ äûáîì!
                         1520 Áåðåò îò ýòèõ ðàññêàçîâ îäóðü...
 
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Äóìàåòå, ñòðàøíî?
                              Ðàçâåëè êîñòåðèêè,
                              ðàçâåñèëè ÷àíê_è_.
                              Êàêèå âû ÷åðòè?
                              Äà âû ùåíêè!
                              Ðåìíè âàñ íà ôàáðèêàõ ðàñòÿãèâàëè ïî ñóñòàâàì?
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                                       (ñìóùåííî)
                              Íó, âîò!
                              Â ÷óæîé ìîíàñòûðü
                              ñî ñâîèì óñòàâîì.
                                          Ïîï
                                (ïîäòàëêèâàÿ Âåëüçåâóëà)
                         1530 Ñêàæè,
                              ñêàæè ïðî àäñêóþ ïå÷ü èì.
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                              Ãîâîðèë -
                              íå ñëóøàþò.
                              Êðûòü íå÷åì!
                                         Áàòðàê
                                        (íàëåçàÿ)
                              ×òî, òîëüêî íà ðîáêèõ ïàñòè ùåðèòå?
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                              Íó ÷òî âû, åé-áîãó, ïðèñòàëè?
                              ×åðòè, êàê ÷åðòè!
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                          (ñòàðàåòñÿ ðàçíÿòü ÷åðòåé è íå÷èñòûõ)
                              Î ãîñïîäè!
                              Íà÷èíàåòñÿ!
                         1540 Äà ÷òî âàì
                              äâóõ ðåâîëþöèé ìàëî?
                              Ãîñïîäà, òîâàðèùè,
                              íå óñòðàèâàéòå ñêàíäàëà!
                              Íó ÷òî, ó âàñ ïèùè ëó÷øå íåò?
                              Íàøëè
                              òîðò!
                              È âû
                              òîæå
                              õîðîøè,
                         1550 óñòóïèòü íå ìîæåòå!
                              Âèäèòå - ñòàðûé, ïî÷òåííûé ÷åðò.
                              Áðîñüòå òðåíèÿ,
                              íàäî ñîãëàñèòüñÿ.
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                              Àõ òû, ïîäõàëèìà!
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Àõ òû, ëèñèöà!
                            Ñ äâóõ ñòîðîí áüþò ñîãëàøàòåëÿ.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                                 (àïåëëèðóåò ê çðèòåëÿì)
                              Ãðàæäàíå!
                              Íó ãäå æ ñïðàâåäëèâîñòü òóò?
                              Òû æå èõ çîâåøü ñîãëàñèòüñÿ,
                              òåáå æå ñ äâóõ ñòîðîí è íàêëàäóò.
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                                   (ãðóñòíî íå÷èñòûì)
                         1560 ß á âàñ ïðèãëàñèë õëåá-ñîëü îòêóøàòü
                              â ãîñòè,
                              äà êàêîå òåïåðü óãîùåíüå -
                              êîæà äà êîñòè.
                              Ñàìè çíàåòå, êàêèå òåïåðü ëþäè, -
                              èçæàðèøü, òàê åãî è íåçàìåòíî íà áëþäå...
                              Ïðèòàùèëè íà äíÿõ ðàáî÷åãî
                              èç âûãðåáíûõ ÿì,
                              òàê íå ïîâåðèòå - íå÷åì ïîò÷åâàòü.
                                         Áàòðàê
                                       (áðåçãëèâî)
                              Ïîøåë ê ÷åðòÿì!
                          (Ê äàâíî íåòåðïåëèâî æäóùèì ðàáî÷èì.)
                         1570 Àéäà, òîâàðèùè!
                 Íå÷èñòûå äâèíóëèñü, ê ïîñëåäíåìó ïðèöåïèëñÿ Âåëüçåâóë.
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                              Ñ÷àñòëèâîãî ïóòè!
                              Íå çàáûâàéòå!
                              ß ÷åðò ñâåäóùèé -
                              îïûò.
                              Óñòðîèòåñü -
                              è ìåíÿ ïðèãëàñèòå,
                              ÿ áóäó çàâåäóþùèì
                              Ãëàâòîïà.
                              Ñèäèøü òóò íå åâøè äíåé ïî ïÿòè,
                         1580 à ó ÷åðòåé, èçâåñòíî,
                              ÷åðòîâñêèé àïïåòèò.
      Íå÷èñòûå  äâèíóëèñü  ââûñü.  Ëîìàåìûå, ïàäàþò òó÷è. Òüìà. Èç òüìû è îáëîìêîâ
      îïóñòåâøåé  ñöåíû  âûðèñîâûâàåòñÿ  ñëåäóþùàÿ  êàðòèíà.  À ïîêà ïî àäó ãðåìèò
                                    ïåñíÿ íå÷èñòûõ.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Òåëàìè àäîâû äâåðè ïðîáåéòå!
                              ×èñòèëèùå - â êëî÷üÿ!
                              Âïåðåä! Íå ðîáåéòå!
                                          Õîð
                              ×èñòèëèùå âäðåáåçãè!
                              Òàê!
                              Íå ðîáåéòå!
                                        Ðóäîêîï
                              Âïåðåä!
                              Îò îòäûõà òåëî îòó÷èì.
                         1590 Ïî ÿðóñàì!
                              Âûøå!
                              Øàãàéòå ïî òó÷àì!
                                          Õîð
                              Øàãàéòå ïî ÿðóñàì!
                              Âûøå!
                              Ïî òó÷àì!
                                          Äàìà
                         (îòêóäà íè âîçüìèñü, áðîñàåòñÿ íà ãðóäü
                                     ê Âåëüçåâóëó)
                              Âåëüçåâóëü÷èê!
                              Ìèëûé!
                              Ðîäíîé!
                              Íå äàéòå äàìå ïîãèáíóòü îäíîé!
                         1600 Ïóñòèòå ìåíÿ,
                              ïóñòèòå ê ñâîèì!
                              Ïóñòèòå, ìèëûé!
                              À òî ýòè íå÷èñòûå òàêèå ãðîìèëû!
                                       Âåëüçåâóë
                              Íó, ÷òî æ!
                              Ïðèþò äàì.
                              Ïîæàëóéòå, ìàäàì.
             (Ïîêàçûâàåò íà äâåðü, èç-çà êîòîðîé ìîìåíòàëüíî âûñêàêèâàþò äâà
                 ÷åðòà ñ âèëàìè è âûâîëàêèâàþò äàìó. Îí ïîòèðàåò ðóêè.)
                              Îäíà åñòü.
                              Äåçåðòèðà âñåãäà ïðèÿòíî ñúåñòü.
                                        Çàíàâåñ
 

                             ÄÅÉÑÒÂÈÅ ×ÅÒÂÅÐÒÎÅ

        Ðàé. Îáëàêî íà îáëàêå. Áåëåñî. Ïî ñàìîé ñåðåäèíå, ïîîáëà÷üþ ðàññåâøèñü,
                         ðàéñêèå æèòåëè. Ìàôóñàèë îðàòîðñòâóåò.
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                              Ñâÿòåéøèå!
                         1610 Èäèòå â ñâåòëåéøåå ìîùè îïðàâèòü.
                              Ïî÷èùå íà÷èñòüòå äíè-êà.
                              Ãëàãîëåò Ãàâðèèë -
                              ãðÿäåò
                              áîëüøå ÷åì äþæèíà ïðàâåäíèêîâ.
                              Ñâÿòåéøèå!
                              Ïðèìèòå èõ â ñâîþ ñðåäó.
                              ×òî ìûøüþ, ãîëîä èãðàåò èìè,
                              èì ãàäèò àä,
                              íî îíè áðåäóò...
                                        Ðàéñêèå
                                       (ñòåïåííî)
                         1620 Ñðàçó âèäíî - äîñòîéíåéøèå ëþäè.
                              Ïðèìåì.
                              Îáÿçàòåëüíî ïðèìåì.
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                              Íàäî ñòîë íàêðûòü,
                              âûéòè âìåñòå.
                              Òîðæåñòâåííåéøóþ âñòðå÷ó óñòðîèòü íàäî íàì.
                                        Ðàéñêèå
                              Âû çäåñü ñòàðåéøèé è áóäüòå öåðåìîíèéìåéñòåð.
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                              Äà ÿ íå óìåþ...
                                          Âñå
                              Ëàäíî, ëàäíî!
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                         (êëàíÿåòñÿ, èäåò ðàñïîðÿæàòüñÿ ñòîëîì.
                                  Âûñòðàèâàåò ñâÿòûõ)
                              Âîò ñþäà Çëàòîóñò.
                         1630 Ãîòîâü ïðèâåòñòâåííûé òîñò:
                              - Ìû, ìîë, âàñ ïðèâåòñòâóåì, à òàêîæäå
                                                              Õðèñòîñ...
                              Ñàì çíàåøü, òåáå è êíèãè â ðóêè.
                              Âîò ñþäà Òîëñòîé, -
                              ó òåáÿ âèä õîðîøèé, äåêîðàòèâíûé,
                              ñòàë è ñòîé.
                              Ñþäà - Æàí Æàê.
                              Òàê è ðàçâåðòûâàéòåñü àíôèëàäîþ,
                              à ÿ ïîéäó ñòîë ïðèñìîòðåòü.
                              Äîèøü îáëàêà, ñûí ìîé?
                                         Àíãåë
                         1640 Äà, äîþ.
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                              Íàäîèøü - è íà ñòîë.
                              Íàðåæüòå äàæå
                              îáëà÷êî îäíî,
                              êàæäîìó ïî ëîìòèêó.
                              Äëÿ îòöîâ ñâÿòåéøèõ ãëàâíîå íå åäà æå,
                              à ðå÷è äóøåñïàñèòåëüíûå, êîòîðûå çà ñòîëîì
                              òåêóò.
                              Ñâÿòûå
                              Íó ÷òî,
                              íå âèäíî ïîêà?
                              ×òîé-òî êðàé ó îáëàêà ïîäîçðèòåëüíî äóò.
                         1650 Èäóò! Èäóò! Èäóò! Èäóò!
                              Íåóæåëè ýòî îíè?
                               ðàé, à áóäòî òðóáî÷èñòû ãðÿçíûå.
                              Âûìîåì.
                              Ì-äà, ñâÿòûå-òî, îêàçûâàåòñÿ, áûâàþò ðàçíûå.
                                    Ñíèçó äîíîñèòñÿ:
                              Îðèòå â ðóæüÿ!
                              Â ïóøêè áàñèòå!
                              Ìû ñàìè ñåáå è Õðèñòîñ è ñïàñèòåëü!
                           Ââàëèâàþòñÿ, ïðîáèâàÿ îáëàêî ïîëà.
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                                        (õîðîì)
                              Óõ, è áîðîäàñòûå!
                              Øòóê ïîä òðèñòà!
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                         1660 Ïîæàëòå, ïîæàëòå -
                              òèõàÿ ïðèñòàíü!
                                    Àíãåëüñêèé ãîëîñ
                              Ïîíàïóñòèëè íàðîäó øàëîãî!
                                         Àíãåëû
                              Äðàñèòå, äðàñèòå!
                              Äîáðî ïîæàëîâàòü!
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                              À íó-êà, Çëàòîóñò, çàéìèñü-êà òîñòîì.
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              Ê ÷åðòÿì Çëàòîóñòà!
                              Êàêèå òóò òîñòû,
                              êîãäà â æèâîòå ïóñòî!
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                              Òåðïåíèå, áðàòèå!
                         1670 Ñåé÷àñ,
                              ñåé÷àñ íàêîðìèì äîñûòà.
            Âåäåò íå÷èñòûõ ê ìåñòó, ãäå íà îáëà÷íîì ñòîëå îáëà÷íîå ìîëîêî è
                                     îáëà÷íûé õëåá.
                                        Ïëîòíèê
                              Íàøàãàëñÿ.
                              Íåëüçÿ ëè êàêîé-íèáóäü ñòóë?
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                              Íåò-ñ, -
                              â ðàþ íåò.
                                        Ïëîòíèê
                              ×óäîòâîðöà á ïîæàëåëè -
                              ñòîèò âîí ñóòóë.
                                        Ðóäîêîï
                              Íå ðóãàéñÿ.
                              Ãëàâíîå - ïîäêðåïëåíèå ñèë.
              Íàáðàñûâàþòñÿ íà êîâøè è êðàþõè, ñíà÷àëà óäèâëÿþòñÿ, ïîòîì,
                             íåãîäóÿ, îòêèäûâàþò áóòàôîðèþ.
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                         1680 Âêóñèëè?
                                        Ïëîòíèê
                                       (ãðîçíî)
                              Âêóñèë, âêóñèë!
                              À íåò ÷åãî ïîñóùåñòâåííåé?
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                              Íå êóïàòü æå áåñòåëûõ ñóùåñòâ â âèíå?
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              Æäåì âàñ, ïðîêëÿòûõ,
                              ñìèðåííî óìèðàåì ìû.
                              Êàáû ëþäè çíàëè, ÷òî ýòî âïåðåäè!
                              Ó íàñ ó ñàìèõ
                              òàêèìè ðàÿìè
                              õîòü ïðóä ïðóäè.
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                       (óêàçûâàÿ íà ñâÿòîãî, êîòîðîìó îðàë êóçíåö)
                         1690 Íå îðèòå, íåóäîáíî.
                              Àíãåëüñêèé ÷èí.
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Ïîãîâîðèëè áû ëó÷øå ñ ÷èíîì:
                              íå ñâàðèò ëè ÷èí âàø ùè íàì.
                                    Ãîëîñà íå÷èñòûõ
                              Íå òàê ìû ñåáå ýòî ïðåäñòàâëÿëè.
                                        Îõîòíèê
                              Íîðà!
                              Ñóùàÿ íîðà!
                                         Øîôåð
                              È íå ïîõîæå íà ðàé.
                                        Ñàïîæíèê
                              Òàê, ãîëóá÷èêè,
                              äîðâàëèñü äî ðàÿ!
                                         Ñëóãà
                         1700 Íó, äîëîæó âàì, äûðà, ÿ.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              ×òî æ, âû òàê âîò è ñèäèòå?
                                    Îäèí èç àíãåëîâ
                              Çà÷åì?
                              Ñëó÷àåòñÿ è íà çåìëþ
                              ê ïðàâåäíîìó áðàòó èëè ñåñòðå ïîéòè -
                              è âîçâðàùàåìñÿ, åëåé ñâîé èçëèâ òàì:
                                         Ñëóãà
                              Òàê âîò ïåðûøêè ïî òó÷àì è òðåïèòå?
                              ×óäàêè!
                              Îáçàâåëèñü áû ëèôòîì.
                                      Âòîðîé àíãåë
                              À ìû ìåòêè íà îáëàêàõ âûøèâàåì, -
                         1710 X. È Â. -
                              Õðèñòîâû èíèöèàëû.
                                         Ñëóãà
                              Âû á åùå ïîäñîëíóõè ãðûçëè.
                              Ïðîâèíöèàëû!
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Ïîáûâàëè á ó ìåíÿ íà çåìëå îíè.
                              îòó÷èë áû ëîäûðåé îò ëåíè.
                              Ïîþò âîò:
                              "Äîëîé òèðàíîâ, ïðî÷ü îêîâû".
                              È äî âàñ äîáåðóòñÿ,
                              íå ñìîòðèòå, ÷òî âûñîêî âû.
                                          Øâåÿ
                         1720 Ñîâñåì êàê â Ïèòåðå:
                              íàñåëåíèå ñêó÷åíî,
                              åäà ñêóøàíà.
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              Ñêó÷íî ó âàñ.
                              Îõ, è ñêóøíî!
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                              ×òî ïîäåëàåøü, òàêîé óæ ñòðîé ó íàñ,
                              Îíî, êîíå÷íî,
                              ìíîãîå, íå áëàãîóñòðîåíî-ñ.
                                      Èíòåëëèãåíò
                      (ñìîòðèò òî íà Ëüâà Òîëñòîãî, òî íà Æàí Æàêà,
                                îáðàùàåòñÿ ê ïîñëåäíåìó)
                              ß âîò âñå ñìîòðþ
                              íà âàñ
                         1730 è íà Ëüâà Íèêîëàåâè÷à.
                              Êàêèå çíàêîìûå ëèöà!
                              Âû?
                              Âû Æàí Æàê Ðóññî?
                              Àõ!
                              Ðàçðåøèòå ïîäåëèòüñÿ!
                              Àæ äóõ îò ðàäîñòè ñâîäèò!
                              Ýòî âû ïèñàëè î áðàòñòâå, î ðàâåíñòâå, î ñâîáîäå?
                              Ýòî âû íàïèñàëè "Îáùåñòâåííûé äîãîâîð"?
                              Ïîìèëóéòå!
                         1740 Äà ÿ âàñ íàèçóñòü çíàþ
                              âîò ñ ýòèõ ïîð!
                              Ðàçðåøèòå âûðàçèòü ìîå ïî÷òåíüèöå.
                              Áîëüøå âñåãî íà ñâåòå ëþáëþ ëèáåðàëüíîå
                              ÷òåíüèöå.
                              Íèêóäà íå ïîéäó.
                              Òàê è îñòàíóñü òóò.
                              Ïóñòü ýòè íåêóëüòóðíûå íå÷èñòûå èäóò,
                              ÿ âàñ íåíàäîëãî çàäåðæó â ðàçãîâîðå.
                              Â âàøåì
                              "Îáùåñòâåííîì äîãîâîðå"...
                                         Áàòðàê
                         1750 Êàê îòñþäà âûëåçòè?
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                              Ñïðîñèòå ó Ãàâðèèëà.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              À Ãàâðèèë êîòîðûé?
                              Âñå - êàê îäèí!
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                               (ãîðäî ðàçãëàæèâàÿ áîðîäó)
                              Íó, íå ñêàæèòå,
                              åñòü è îòëè÷èå -
                              âîò, íàïðèìåð, áîðîäû äëèíà-ñ.
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              ×åãî ðàçãîâàðèâàòü?
                              Êðóøèòå!
                              Ýòî ó÷ðåæäåíèå íå äëÿ íàñ.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                         1760 Òñ, òñ!
                              Òîâàðèùè! Ñîãëàñèòåñü!
                              Áðîñüòå âàøè ðàçíîãëàñèÿ!
                              Íó, ðàçâå íå âñå ðàâíî, â êîòîðîì êëàññå ÿ?
                                       (Àíãåëàì.)
                              Ïîñìîòðèòå,
                              êàêèå ðåáÿòà!
                              ß
                              íà âàøåì ìåñòå
                              áûë áû òîëüêî ðàä:
                              ëó÷øàÿ ÷àñòü îáùåñòâà -
                         1770 ïðîëåòàðèàò!
                                       (Íå÷èñòûì.)
                              Âû òîæå õîðîøè!
                              Ïîäóìàéòå òîëüêî, â êàêîì îí ðàíãå!
                                (Óêàçûâàÿ íà Ìàôóñàèëà.)
                              Ýòî âàì íå Âðàíãåëü -
                              àíãåë!
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                              Ñîãëàñèòüñÿ ñ ýòèì?
                              Óïàñè áîæå!
                                         Êóçíåö
                              ß òåáå ñîãëàøóñü!
                              Âûèñêàëñÿ òîæå!
                                         Áüþò.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                                         (ïëà÷à)
                              Ñòàðàåøüñÿ ïî-õîðîøåìó,
                         1780 à âûõîäèò ãàäêî.
                              Îïÿòü äâóõñòîðîííÿÿ íàêëàäêà!
                              Óõ!
                              Åùå ïîñîãëàøàþñü -
                              è èñïóùó äóõ.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Ê îáåòîâàííîé!
                              Èùèòå çà ðàåì!
                              Øàãàéòå!
                              Ðàé øàæèùàìè âçðîåì!
                                          Õîð
                              Íàéäåì!
                         1790 Õîòü âñþ âñåëåííóþ âçðîåì!
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                      (ãëÿäÿ íà ðàçðóøàåìûé íå÷èñòûìè ðàé, âîçîïèë
                                   èñòîøíûì ãîëîñîì)
                              Êàðàóë!
                              Õâàòàéòå!
                              Äåðæèòå!
                              Ðàçîðâè èõ ìîëíèÿ è ãîñïîäü âñåäåðæèòåëü!
              Ïðè ñòðàøíîì ãðîìå â îáëàêàõ ïîÿâëÿåòñÿ ñ ïó÷êîì ìîëíèé ñàì
                                        Ñàâàîô.
                                         Ñàâàîô
                              Äà ÿ âàñ ðàçðàæó ãðîìàìè!
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                                      (óêîðèçíåííî)
                              Êàê äåòè -
                              âçÿëè è ïîæàëîâàëèñü ìàìå.
               Ñ ïåðåêîøåííûì ëèöîì, âèäÿ íàçðåâàþùèé íåâèäàííûé ñêàíäàë,
                                 çàâåðåùàë ñîãëàøàòåëü.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Óô!
                              Îô!
                         1800 Ñàì Ñàâàîô!
                              Äðîæó!
                              Ëåæó!
                              Ïîäêîñèëèñü íîæåíüêè!
                                       (Íå÷èñòûì.)
                              Îïîìíèòåñü!
                              Ñîãëàñèòåñü!
                              Êóäà âû?
                              Ïðîòèâ áîæåíüêè!
                                         Ñàâàîô
                             (ïîêàçûâàåò êóëàê ñîãëàøàòåëþ)
                              Êàáû íå áûë âñåáëàãîé ÿ,
                              ïîêàçàë áû òåáå ñîãëàøàòåëüñòâî òàêîå!..
                                         Êóçíåö
                         1810 Íàì,
                              ðàáî÷èì,
                              ñîãëàñèòüñÿ ñ áîãîì?
                              Âûëåçåò ó òåáÿ ñîãëàøåíüå áîêîì!
                                   Òóçÿò ñîãëàøàòåëÿ.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                               (ïëàêñèâî, íî ñ óâàæåíèåì)
                              Íå ðó÷àþñü çà óáåæäåíèå.
                              Íó, è êóëàê!
                              Ïîñîãëàøàþñü åùå íåìíîãî,
                              è ñîéäåò ñ ìåíÿ ìåíüøåâèñòñêèé ëàê.
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
       (óêàçûâàÿ íà Ñàâàîôà, çàìàõèâàþùåãîñÿ ñòðåëàìè ìîëíèé, íå æåëàÿ èõ ïóñòèòü â
                       õîä èç áîÿçíè çàäåòü ñâîèõ æå Ìàôóñàèëîâ)
                              Íàäî ó áîãà ìîëíèè âûðâàòü.
                              Áåðè èõ!
                         1820 Íà äåëî ïðèãîäÿòñÿ -
                              ýëåêòðèôèöèðîâàòü.
                              Íå÷åãî ïîïóñòîìó ãðîìàìè óõàòü!
                              Áðîñàþòñÿ, âûðûâàþò ìîëíèè.
                                         Ñàâàîô
                                       (ïå÷àëüíî)
                              Îáîäðàëè!
                              Íè ïåðà, íè ïóõà!
                                        Ìàôóñàèë
                              ×åì æå íàì òåïåðü ãðåøíèêîâ êðûòü?
                              Ïðèäåòñÿ ëàâî÷êó ñîâñåì çàêðûòü.
                    Íå÷èñòûå ëîìàþò ðàé, âçäûìàÿñü ââûñü ñ ìîëíèÿìè.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Çàðÿ ðàçãîðàåòñÿ -
                              äàëüøå!
                              Çà ðàé!
                         1830 Òàì âñå ðàçãîâååìñÿ...
              Íî êîãäà ñêâîçü îáëîìêè äîëåçëè äî âåðõà, ïåðåáèâàåò êóçíåöà
                                         øâåÿ:
                              Äà ÷òî êîðìèòü ãîëîäíûõ çàðåé!
                                         Ïðà÷êà
                                        (óñòàëî)
                              Ëîìàåì, ëîìàåì, ëîìàåì ìû
                              òó÷è.
                              Íå âðåìÿ ëè ìèìî èì!
                              Ñêîðî ëè, ñêîðî ëè ìàÿìè
                              òåëî óñòàëîå âûìîåì?
                                       Åùå ãîëîñà
                              Êóäà?
                              Íå î÷óòèìñÿ â íîâîì àäó ëè?
                              Íàäóëè íàñ!
                         1840 Íàñ íàäóëè!
                              À äàëüøå ÷òî?
                              ×åì äàëüøå, òåì æóò÷å.
                                       (Ïîäóìàâ.)
                              Âïåðåä òðóáî÷èñòà! Èäè, ëàçóò÷èê!
             Èç òüìû îáëîìêîâ ðàÿ âûðàñòàåò íîâàÿ êàðòèíà. Îò èäóùèõ âïåðåä
                      íå÷èñòûõ îòäåëÿåòñÿ çàäóì÷èâûé ñîãëàøàòåëü.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Ïðîøëè ÷åðåç ðàé,
                              ïðîøëè ÷åðåç àä,
                              è âñå èäóò.
                              Íå âåðíóòüñÿ ëè õîòü ìíå íàçàä?
                              Õîðîøèé íàðîä - ýòî àíãåëüñêîå îòðîäüå.
                              Îíî
                         1850 êàê áóäòî íåìíîãî ñîãëàøåíî.
                              Ïóñêàé èäóò, åæåëè íå ëåíü èì,
                         (ìàøåò ðóêîé âîñëåä óõîäÿùèì íå÷èñòûì)
                              à ÿ âåðíóñü
                              ê Òîëñòîìó.
                              Òóç!
                              Çàéìóñü
                              íåïðîòèâëåíèåì
                              çëó-ñ...
                                        Çàíàâåñ
 

                               ÄÅÉÑÒÂÈÅ ÏßÒÎÅ

                                         Êóçíåö
                              Ýé!
                              ×åãî îñòàíîâèëñÿ?
                         1860 Òðîãàé!
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Íå ïðîëåçåøü,
                              ãîðû âçãðîìîçäèëèñü äîðîãîé.
                              Ìîæíî ïî òàêîé äîðîãå èäòè ëè?
                                          Øâåÿ
                              Çà òðè ãîäà îáëîìêîâ ñêîëüêî íàêîëîòèëè!
                                 Ðàçãëÿäûâàþò îáëîìêè.
                              Ñìîòðèòå, êîâ÷åãà êóñîê.
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                              Íåãóñà àáèññèíñêîãî îñòàòêè.
                                        Ñàïîæíèê
                              Êóñî÷åê ðàÿ.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              ×åðåïîê àäà.
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              ×òî äåëàòü?
                         1870 Íå òî ÷òî èäòè, -
                              ñåñòü íåêóäà.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              ×òî äåëàòü? ×òî äåëàòü?
                              Ðàñ÷èñòèòü íàäî.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Çíà÷èò, íå÷åãî ðàçäóìûâàòü òóò:
                              îðãàíèçóéñÿ, òîâàðèù,
                              è áåðèñü çà òðóä!
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                                        (âàæíî)
                              Îðãàíèçàöèÿ îðãàíèçàöèè ðîçíü.
                              Ñíà÷àëà íóæíî
                              íàìåòèòü ïðàâèëüíûé ïóòü.
                         1880 Ïî-ìîåìó, âçÿòü îðãàíèçàöèþ
                              è ïåðåòðÿõíóòü.
                                        Ðóäîêîï
                                       (äîñàäëèâî)
                              Òîæå
                              âûêèíóë êîëåíöå!
                              Âçäîð ïåðåòðÿõèâàíèå!
                              Íóæíû íàçíà÷åíöû.
                                         Ïðà÷êà
                                        (çàäîðíî)
                              Íàçíà÷åíñòâî...
                              Âîò òåáå ðàç!
                              Íåîáõîäèìû áóôåðà-ñ.
                       Íå÷èñòûå ñãðóäèëèñü, ãàëäÿ äðóã íà äðóãà.
                                        Ýñêèìîñ
                              À ïî-ìîåìó,
                         1890 ýòî âñå -
                              íå ïî ìàðêñèñòñêîé äîãìå è ôîðìå.
                              ß ñòîþ
                              íà ñîâåðøåííî èíîé ïëàòôîðìå:
                              æåëàþ ñïàñòè òðóäîâóþ Ðóñü ÿ,
                              ðàçîðâàòü íèùåòû è ãîëîäà óçû.
                                         Áàòðàê
                                      (áåçíàäåæíî)
                              Ïîøëà äèñêóññèÿ!
                                         Êóçíåö
                                 (ðàçíèìàÿ íàñòóïàþùèõ)
                              Òîâàðèùè,
                              áðîñüòå!
                              Çäåñü âàì íå ïðîôñîþçû.
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                         1900 Áóôåðà?!
                              Ïîïàëà íå â ãëàç, à â áðîâü:
                              ïðà÷êà-òî ñ áóôåðàìè,
                              à ïàðîâîç áåç êîëåñ, à íå òî ÷òî áåç áóôåðîâ.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Òîíåì â ðàçãîâîðàõ,
                              íå âèäåí áðîä.
                              ×åðåç ãàçåòíûé âîðîõ -
                              çà ðàáîòó!
                              Âïåðåä!
                              ×åãî ðàñòåêàòüñÿ ñëîâåñíîé ðåêîé?
                         1910 Íàëÿæåì ëîïàòîé!
                              Âçìàõíåì êèðêîé!
                                          Õîð
                                  (ðàçãðåáàåò îáëîìêè)
                              À íó,
                              ðàç âçìàõíóë,
                              è åùå âçìàõíó.
                              Ê ÷åìó ñ÷åò?
                              Ðàç ìàõíóë,
                              âçìàõíó åùå!
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                      (ïîêàçûâàÿñü èç îáëà÷êà ñ íàäïèñüþ: "Áåðëèí")
                              Î-î-î!
                              Òîâàðèùè,
                         1920 áðîñüòå ðàáîòàòü!
                              Ñàìè ïîíèìàåòå,
                              íå ñòàíó ñîâåòîâàòü çðÿ ÿ, -
                              ìíå âñå âèäíî èç ìîåãî çàãðàíè÷íîãî ðàÿ.
                              Áðîñüòå ðàáîòàòü, ìèëûå ëþäè,
                              èç ýòîãî ðîâíî íè÷åãî íå áóäåò!
                              Ñîãëàñèòåñü ñî ìíîé...
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Ðîæó âûñóíóë -
                              ñìîòðè,
                              ÷òîá ìîëîòîì íå÷àÿííî íå ñâèñòíóë
                         1930 â ëîá.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Îï!
                             (Ìîìåíòàëüíî çàïàõíóë îáëàêî.)
                                         Øàõòåð
                             (îñòàíîâèëñÿ ñ ïîäíÿòîé êèðêîé)
                              Òîâàðèùè,
                              ïðèñëóøàéòåñü!
                              Êàêîé-òî âîé!
                              Îáëîìêàìè
                              êòî-òî ïðèäàâëåí
                              æèâîé!
                              Áåãè íà âîé!
                              Ðîé!
             Ïî îêîí÷àíèè åãî ñëîâ ðîþò ñ óäåñÿòåðåííîé ñèëîé, è èç îáëàêîâ
                            ïîêàçûâàþòñÿ ïàðîâîç è ïàðîõîä.
                                        Ïàðîâîç
                         1940 Ýé!
                              Âíåìëèòå ïàðîâîçíîìó ñòîíó!
                              Íå âçäîõíóòü!
                              Ïàð íå ðàçâåñòü!
                              ×åðíûé õëåá ñ Äîíó
                              äàéòå!
                              Äàéòå åñòü!
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                              Íåò,
                              íå óìåðåòü òåáå.
                              Íåò,
                         1950 äðóã, ñïîêîåí áóäü.
                              Ìû âûðâåì óãîëü èç çåìíûõ íåäð,
                              âûâåäåì íà íîâûé ïóòü.
                                        Ïàðîõîä
                              Î-î-î!
                              Äàéòå èñïèòü ìíå ðåê èñòîêè!
                              Äûðû â êàæäîì áîêó!
                              Ââåäèòå ìåíÿ â äîêè!
                              Äàéòå íåôòü èç Áàêó!
                              Ó-ó-ó-ó-ó!
                                         Øàõòåð
                              Ýé, òîâàðèùè,
                         1960 çà ìíîé!
                              ×åãî ðóêè ñëîæèëè?
                              Çà óãëåì
                              ïîä ñâîä çåìíîé!
                              Çà íåôòüþ!
                              Íå óéòè íåôòåíîñíîé æèëå!
                                          Õîð
                              Âçâåé êèðêó-ïóøîê!
                              Óäàðíèêîì âñòàíü, áðàâ!
                              Çàíåñè ñèëüíåé îáóøîê!
                              Â çåìëþ âîíçàé áóðàâ!
                                        Ðàçðóõà
                         1970 Íàçàä!
                              ×åãî ìîëîòèùàìè óõàþò?
                              Íàçàä! Êòî ñïîðèò ñî ìíîé,
                              ñ ðàçðóõîþ?
                              Çäåñü öàðñòâóþ ÿ -
                              öàðèöà ðàçðóõà:
                              ÿ æðó ïàðîâîç,
                              ñæèðàþ ìàøèíó.
                              Êàê äóíó -
                              ñäóíó ôàáðèêó ïóõîì.
                         1980 Êàê äóíó -
                              ñäóíó çàâîä, êàê ïóøèíó.
                              ß ëèøü âçãëÿíó -
                              è ÷óãóíêà íå õîäèò.
                              Ãðûçíó -
                              è ïóòü æåëåçíûé ñãëîäàí.
                              È êîð÷èòñÿ â ãîëîäå ãîðîä
                              è â õîëîäå,
                              äåðåâíÿ îò õîëîäà ìðåò
                              è îò ãîëîäà.
                         1990 Íàçàä!
                              ß òðóä íåíàâèæó áîäðûé.
                              Íàçàä!
                              ß ñ âàìè ðàñïðàâëþñü ïî-ñâîéñêè.
                              Êî ìíå, ìîå âîéñêî, øêóðíèêè, ëîäûðè!
                              Êî ìíå, ñïåêóëÿíòîâ âåðíîå âîéñêî!
                               Ðàçðóõó îêðóæàåò "âîéñêî".
                                          Õîð
                              Íàçàä!
                              ×åãî ìîëîòèùàìè óõàþò?
                              Íàçàä!
                              Êòî ñïîðèò ñ íåþ,
                         2000 ñ ðàçðóõîþ?
                                        Ðàçðóõà
                              Ñêëîíèòåñü! ß âàøà öàðèöà - ðàçðóõà,
                              ñòÿíó âàì ãîëîäîì ãëîòêè òóãî.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Äîâîëüíî!
                              Öàðèöó á ìîëîòîì óõíóòü!
                              Âîîðóæàéòåñü!
                                         Øàõòåð
                                 (íàñòóïàåò íà ðàçðóõó)
                              Áîðèòåñü çà óãîëü!
                                    (Íà ìåøî÷íèêîâ.)
                              È ýòèõ!
                              Íàåçäèëèñü âåðõîì íà âàãîíå,
                              äîâîëüíî!
                         2010 Âñåõ â ðàáîòó âãîíèì.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Ëîâèòå øêóðíèêîâ!
                              Äîëîé ëîäûðåé!
                              Âñå çà ðàáîòó!
                              Ðàáîòàòü äî îäóðè!
                       Íå÷èñòûå äâèíóëèñü, è "âîéñêî" îòñòóïàåò.
                                         Øàõòåð
                                (ïîäðûâàåòñÿ ïîä ðàçðóõó)
                              Íàì ïîä ðàçðóõîé ãíóòü ëè øåè?
                              Òîâàðèùè!
                              Ïîäðûâàéòå øàõò òðàíøåè!
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Îêîïû - áîðîçäû íà ãëàäü ëóãà.
                                    Áàòðàê è øàõòåð
                              Íàøå îðóæèå -
                         2020 õëåá è óãîëü.
                                         Êóçíåö
                    (ðàçðóõó äîáèâàþò. Êîíåö ðå÷è âåäåòñÿ íà ðàçáèòîé
                                        ðàçðóõå)
                              Óðà!
                              Ïîáåæàëè!
                              Ðàçðóõà ñäàåòñÿ!
                              Åùå
                              óäàð ïîñëåäíèé îñòàåòñÿ...
                              Ñäàëàñü!
                              Äîâîëüíî!
                              Ñëàçü!
                              Ñâîáîäåí âõîä -
                          2030 äâåðü â áóäóùåå.
                              (Óêàçûâàåò íà ñïóñê â øàõòó.)
                              Âîò.
                              Èäè,
                              çàáèâàé çà çàáîåì çàáîé.
                              Ïîé:
                              "È ýòî áóäåò
                              ïîñëåäíèé
                              è ðåøèòåëüíûé áîé".
                       Èäóò â øàõòó. Ãîëîñà çàìèðàþò â îòäàëåíèè.
                                         Øàõòåð
                              (ïðèâîäèò âàãîíåòêó ñ óãëåì)
                              Ïåðâûé Ïîäìîñêîâíûé.
                                        Ïàðîâîç
                              Ñïàñèáî.
                         2040 Ðàä.
                              ×èíèòüñÿ ñòàíîâèìñÿ -
                              âëàçü íà äîìêðàò.
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                                   (êàòèò áî÷êó íåôòè)
                              Âîò èç Áàêó
                              áåðè äàðû.
                                        Ïàðîõîä
                              Ãîòîâî:
                              íåò â áîêó äûðû.
                                         Øàõòåð
                                     (åùå âàãîíåòêó)
                              Âîò òåáå îò Äîíáàññà äàðû.
                                        Ïàðîâîç
                              Ñïàñèáî.
                              Ñåé÷àñ ðàçâåäó ïàðû.
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                                       (åùå áî÷êà)
                         2050 Âîò òåáå åùå öèñòåðíó âûêàòèëè.
                                        Ïàðîõîä
                              Ñïàñèáî.
                              Ñåé÷àñ çàõîäÿò äâèãàòåëè.
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                                       (åùå áî÷êà)
                              Âîò òåáå åùå ïîäàðîê îò Óõòû.
                                         Øàõòåð
                                     (åùå âàãîíåòêà)
                              Âîò òåáå åùå Óðàë.
                                   Ïàðîõîä è ïàðîâîç
                              Îæèâàåì.
                              Óðà!
                                        Ïàðîâîç
                              Áåãóò êîëåñà.
                                        Ïàðîõîä
                              Îæèë.
                              Ñåé÷àñ ïîéäó ïî ïëåñàì.
                Èç äûð øàõò âûáåãàþò íå÷èñòûå, áðîñàþòñÿ äðóã íà äðóãà.
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                         2060 À ÿ ê òåáå.
                                         Øàõòåð
                              À ÿ ê òåáå.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              À ÿ ê âàì.
                                         Ïðà÷êà
                              À ÿ ê âàì.
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                              Íåîáû÷àéíî!
                                          Øâåÿ
                              Íåâåðîÿòíî!
                                        Ýñêèìîñ
                              Ôàíòàñòè÷åñêàÿ âåñòü!
                                         Øàõòåð
                              Òàì, çà ïîñëåäíåé âûøêîé...
                                   Øàõòåð è ìàøèíèñò
                              Òàì
                              ÷òî-òî åñòü.
                                         Øàõòåð
                         2070 Çàáèâàþ ýòî ÿ ïîñëåäíèé çàáîé...
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                              ß ýòî
                              ïîñëåäíþþ áî÷êó êà÷ó ïåðåä ñîáîé...
                                         Øàõòåð
                              È ñëûøó -
                              äàë¸êî, äàë¸êî...
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                              È âèæó -
                              äàë¸êî, äàë¸êî...
                              Îòêóäà åäâà äîñòèãàåò îêî...
                                         Øàõòåð
                              Ïåíèå ñëûøó,
                              êîëåñ ãðîõîòàíèå,
                         2080 ôàáðèê äûõàíèå ìåðíîå...
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                              Ñîëíöå âèæó,
                              çàðÿ ðàííÿÿ,
                              ãîðîä, íàâåðíîå.
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                              Ìû, êàæåòñÿ, ïîáåäèëè.
                              Ìû, êàæåòñÿ,
                              ó êðàÿ
                              äâåðè
                              â ëîíî ïðàâäàøíåãî ðàÿ.
                                        Ïàðîâîç
                              Ïàðîâîç ãîòîâ.
                                        Ïàðîõîä
                         2090 Ïàðîõîä ãîòîâ.
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                              Çàáèðàéòåñü.
                              Èì
                              â áóäóùåå ïîì÷èì.
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                           (ëåçåò íà ïàðîâîç, çà íèì - äðóãèå)
                              Ðîâåí ïóòü,
                              ãëàäîê è ÷èñò.
                              Ïåðâûì áóäü -
                              âïåðåä, ìàøèíèñò!
                              Íà âîëíû!
                              Íà ðåëüñû!
                         2100 Äîáûòûé òðóäîì,
                              îí áëèçîê,
                              ãðÿäóùåãî ðàäîñòíûé äîì.
                              Ïðîñòðàíñòâî æðèòå,
                              â ìàøèíó äûøà.
                              Ëèøü íà ìàøèíå
                              â ãðÿäóùåå øàã.
                              Âçìàõ çà âçìàõîì!
                              Çà øàãîì øàã!
                                          Õîð
                                       (ïîâòîðÿåò)
                              Âïåðåä!
                         2110 Âî âñå ìàøèíû äûøà.
                                        Çàíàâåñ
 

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      íàìå÷àþòñÿ  óëèöû è ïëîùàäè çåìíûõ ìåñòíîñòåé. Íàä âîðîòàìè êàêèå-òî ðàäóãè,
      êðûøè,   öâåòû   íåïîìåðíûå.   Ó  âîðîò  ëàçóò÷èê,  âîçáóæäåííî  âûêëèêàþùèé
                                     êàðàáêàþùèõñÿ.
                                         Øàõòåð
                              Ñþäà, òîâàðèùè!
                              Ñþäà!
                              Âûñàæèâàéòå äåñàíò!
             Ïîäûìàþòñÿ íå÷èñòûå è ñî ñòðàøíûì óäèâëåíèåì îêèäûâàþò âîðîòà.
                                         Øàõòåð
                              ×óäåñà!
                                        Ïëîòíèê
                              Äà âåäü ýòî Èâàíîâî-Âîçíåñåíñê!
                              Õîðîøåíüêèå ÷óäåñà!
                                         Ñëóãà
                              Êàê ýòî ïðîõîäèìöàì âåðèòü, âàñ ñïðîøó ÿ?
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Äà íå Âîçíåñåíñê ýòî -
                              âåðüòå ÷åñòè.
                         2120 Ýòî Ìàðñåëü.
                                        Ñàïîæíèê
                              À ïî-ìîåìó, Øóÿ.
                                         Øîôåð
                              Íå Øóÿ âîâñå.
                              Ýòî Ìàí÷åñòåð.
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                              Êàê íå ñòûäíî ãëóïîñòè ãîðîäèòü âàì!
                              Êàêîé ýòî Ìàí÷åñòåð?
                              Ýòî Ìîñêâà.
                              Êàê ýòî îñëåïëè âñå?
                              Âîò ñìîòðèòå, Òâåðñêàÿ,
                              âîò Ñàäîâàÿ,
                         2130 âîò òåàòð ÐÑÔÑÐ.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Ìîñêâà, Ìàí÷åñòåð, Øóÿ -
                              íå â ýòîì äåëî:
                              ãëàâíîå -
                              îïÿòü î÷óòèëèñü íà çåìëå,
                              îïÿòü ó òîãî æå óãëà.
                                          Âñå
                              Êðóãëà çåìëÿ, ïðîêëÿòàÿ,
                              îõ, è êðóãëà!
                                         Ïðà÷êà
                              Çåìëÿ, äà íå òà!
                              Ïî-ìîåìó,
                         2140 äëÿ çåìëè
                              íå ìàëî ëè ïàõíåò ïîìîÿìè?
                                         Ñëóãà
                              ×òî ýòî â âîçäóõå
                              ñëàñòü êàêàÿ-òî ðàçàáðèêîñåíà?
                                        Ñàïîæíèê
                              Àáðèêîñû?
                              Â Øóå?
                              Äà è âðåìÿ êàê áóäòî ê îñåíè.
                         Ïîäûìàþò ãîëîâû. Ðàäóãà áüåò â ãëàçà.
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                              À íó, ôîíàðùèê,
                              òû ñ ëåñòíèöåé, -
                              ëåçü
                         2150 äà ãëàçîì îêèíü.
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                   (ëåçåò è îñòàíàâëèâàåòñÿ, îáìåðåâ, òîëüêî è ìÿìëèò)
                              Äóðàêè ìû!
                              Íó, è äóðàêè!
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                              Äà ðàññêàçûâàé!
                              Ñìîòðèò, ÷òî ãóñü íà ìîëíèþ!
                              Ðàññêàçûâàé!
                              Ñû÷!
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Íå ìîãó!
                              Òàêàÿ
                              êîñíîÿçû÷ü!
                         2160 Äàéòå ìíå,
                              äàéòå ñòîâåðñòûé ÿçû÷èùå.
                              Ëó÷à ÷òîá ñîëíå÷íîãî ÿð÷å è ÷èùå,
                              ÷òîá íå òðÿïêîé âèñåë,
                              ÷òîá ðàñòðóáëèâàëñÿ ëèðîé,
                              ÷òîá ýòîò ÿçûê ðàñêà÷èâàëè þâåëèðû,
                              ÷òîá ñëîâà ñîëîâüè ðàçíîñèëè èçî ðòà...
                              Äà ÷òî!
                              È òîãäà íå ðàññêàæåøü íè ÷åðòà!
                              Äîìîâ ñòîýòàæèÿ çåìëè êðîþò!
                         2170 ×åðåç äîìà
                              ïåðåìàõèâàþò ëîâêèå ìîñòû!
                              Ïîä äîìàìè
                              åäèùà!
                              Âåùè ãîðîþ.
                              Íà ìîñòàõ
                              ïîåçäîâ óñêîëüçàþùèå õâîñòû!
                                          Õîð
                              Õâîñòû?
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Äà, õâîñòû!
                              Ëàìïû
                         2180 ãëàçà ýëåêòðè÷åñêèå âûêàòèëè!
                              Â ãëàçà â ýòè
                              ñèÿíèå
                              ìèëëèîíîñèëüíûå äâèãàòåëè
                              ëüþò!
                              Çåìëÿ áëåñòèò è ñâåòèò!
                                          Õîð
                              Ñâåòèò?
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Äà, ñâåòèò!
                                      Êðàñíîàðìååö
                              Ñàìè ðàáîòàëè.
                              ×åãî îí óäèâëÿåòñÿ?
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                         2190 Ðàáîòàòü - ðàáîòàëè,
                              à âñå-òàêè íå âåðèòñÿ,
                              ÷òî ÷óäî òàêîå
                              çà òðóäîì ÿâëÿåòñÿ.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Äîâîëüíî âðàòü!
                              Íàøëè
                              ëåêòîðà!
                              Íè â æèçíü íå ðîæàëà ôèã àêàöèÿ.
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Äà áðîñüòå ãàëäåòü âû!
                              Ýòî -
                         2200 ýëåêòðèôèêàöèÿ!
                                          Õîð
                              Ýëåêòðèôèêàöèÿ?
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Äà,
                              ýëåêòðèôèêàöèÿ.
                              Â ñàæåííûå øòåïñåëè âñòàâëåíû âèëêè.
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                              ×óäåñà!
                              Íå ïîâåðÿò íèêàêèå ó÷åíûå.
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Åäåò ýëåêòðîòðàêòîð!
                              Ýëåêòðîñåÿëêà!
                              Ýëåêòðîìîëîòèëêà!
                         2210 È ÷åðåç ñåêóíäó
                              õëåáà
                              óæå ïå÷åíûå.
                                          Õîð
                              Ïå÷åíûå?
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Äà,
                              ïå÷åíûå.
                                        Áóëî÷íèê
                              À õîçÿéêà ðàñôóôûðåííàÿ,
                              à õîçÿèí ìîïñîâèäíûé -
                              õîäÿò ïî ãîðîäó, òðîòóàðû óðîäóÿ?
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Íåò,
                         2220 îòñþäà íèêîãî íå âèäíî.
                              Íè÷åãî íå çàìåòèë ýòîãî ðîäà ÿ.
                              Ñàõàðíàÿ ãîëîâèùà!
                              Äâå åùå!
                                          Øâåÿ
                              Ñàõàð?
                              Ñëûøèøü?
                              Êàê áûòü?
                              ß êàðòî÷êè ïåðåä ïîòîïîì íå óñïåëà ïðèêðåïèòü.
                                          Õîð
                              Äà ãîâîðè õîòü ïîäðîáíåå íåìíîæêî!
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Äà õîäÿò âñÿêèå
                         2230 ÿñòâà,
                              âåùè.
                              Ó êàæäîé ðó÷êà,
                              ó êàæäîé íîæêà.
                              Ôàáðèêè âî ôëàãàõ.
                              Çà âåðñòîé âåðñòà.
                              Êóäà íè òêíåòñÿ âçîð ñòîíîã -
                              â öâåòàõ
                              áåç ðàáîòû ñòîÿò
                              âåðñòàê,
                         2240 ñòàíîê.
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                                      (áåñïîêîéíî)
                              Ñòîÿò?
                              Áåç ðàáîòû?
                              À ìû çäåñü èñõèùðÿåìñÿ â ñëîâåñíîì ñïîðòå!
                              Ìîæåò, äîæäü ïîéäåò,
                              ìàøèíû èñïîðòèò!
                              Ëîìèòåñü!
                              Êðè÷èòå!
                              Ýé!
                              Êòî òóò?
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                                      (ñêàòûâàÿñü)
                         2250 Èäóò!
                                          Âñå
                              Êòî?
                                        Ôîíàðùèê
                              Âåùè èäóò.
      Âîðîòà  ðàñïàõèâàþòñÿ,  è  ðàñêðûâàåòñÿ  ãîðîä.  Íî êàêîé ãîðîä! Ãðîìîçäÿòñÿ
      íåáî ðàñïàõíóòûå ìàõèíû ïðîçðà÷íûõ ôàáðèê è êâàðòèð. Îáâèòûå ðàäóãàìè, ñòîÿò
      ïîåçäà,  òðàìâàè,  àâòîìîáèëè,  à  ïîñðåäèíå  -  ñàä çâåçä è ëóí, óâåí÷àííûé
      ñèÿþùåé    êðîíîé    ñîëíöà.    Èç    âèòðèí    âûëàçÿò   ëó÷øèå   âåùè   è,
      ïðåäâîäèòåëüñòâóåìûå  ñåðïîì  è ìîëîòîì, ñ õëåáîì è ñîëüþ èäóò ê âîðîòàì. Ïî
                          îíåìåëûì ðÿäàì ïðèæàâøèõñÿ íå÷èñòûõ:
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              À-à-à-õ-õ-õ!
                                          Âåùè
                              Õà-õà-õà-õà-õà!
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Êòî âû?
                              ×üè âû?
                                          Âåùè
                              Êàê ÷üè?
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Äà êàê âàøåãî õîçÿèíà èìÿ?
                                          Âåùè
                              Íèêàêèõ õîçÿåâ.
                         2260 Íè÷üè ìû.
                              Ìû - äåëåãàòû.
                              Ìîëîò è ñåðï
                              âàñ âñòðå÷àåò -
                              ðåñïóáëèêè ãåðá.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              À äëÿ êîãî õëåá?
                              Ñîëü?
                              Ñàõàðíàÿ ãîëîâà?
                              Ãóáåðíàòîðà âñòðå÷àåòå, ÷òî ëè?
                                          Âåùè
                              Íåò -
                         2270 âàñ,
                              âñ¸ âàì.
                                         Ïðà÷êà
                              Áóäåò âðàòü!
                              Íå äåòè ìàë_û_.
                              Äîëæíî áûòü,
                              âàñ
                              ïðîäàþò èç-ïîä ïîëû.
                              Äîëæíî áûòü
                              ñçàäè
                              ñïåêóëÿíò íà ñïåêóëÿíòå.
                                          Âåùè
                         2280 Íèêàêèõ ñïåêóëÿíòîâ, -
                              ãëÿíüòå.
                                         Ñëóãà
                              Ïîíèìàþ!
                              Ñëîæàò â ÌÏÊ
                              è ÷åðåç ãîä ïî ñòîëîâîé ëîæêå âûäàâàòü áóäóò.
                                          Âåùè
                              Íèêóäà íàñ íå ñêëàäûâàþò.
                              Áåðèòå õîòü ïî ïóäó.
                                         Ðûáàê
                              Ñïèì, äîëæíî áûòü.
                              Âûäóìêè ñíà.
                                          Øâåÿ
                              Ðàç
                         2290 âîò òàê
                              ñèäåëà ãàëåðêîþ.
                              Íà ñöåíå áàë.
                              Òðàâèàòà.
                              Óæèí.
                              Âûøëà -
                              è òàêîé ýòî ïîêàçàëàñü ãîðüêîþ
                              æèçíü:
                              ãðÿçü,
                              ëóæè.
                                          Âåùè
                         2300 Íèêóäà ýòî îò âàñ òåïåðü íå äåíåòñÿ, -
                              ýòî çåìëÿ.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Áóäåò ìîðî÷èòü!
                              Êàêàÿ ýòî çåìëÿ!
                              Çåìëÿ - ãðÿçü,
                              çåìëÿ - íî÷è.
                              Íà çåìëå íàðàáîòàåøü - ðàçèíåøü ðîò,
                              à æèðíûé ïðèäåò è ñðàáîòàííîå îòáåðåò.
                                         Ïðà÷êà
                                         (õëåáó)
                              Çîâåò,
                              à ñàì,
                         2310 íåáîñü,
                              êóñàòüñÿ áóäåò.
                              100 000 ðóáëåé, ÷òî 100 000 çóáîâ, äîëæíî áûòü,
                              íà êàæäîì ïóäå.
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                              Òîæå!..
                              Ïîäõîäèò!..
                              Ïîõîäêà ìûøèíàÿ.
                              Ìàëî êîâåðêàëî íàñ ìàøèíîþ!
                              Âàì áû ëèøü çóáû íà ðàáî÷èõ ðàñòèòü.
                                         Ìàøèíû
                              Ïðîñòè, ðàáî÷èé!
                         2320 Ðàáî÷èé, ïðîñòè!
                              Âû íàñ ñîáðàëè,
                              äîáûëè,
                              ëèëè.
                              À íàñ çàáðàëè,
                              çàêàáàëèëè,
                              Ìàøè, ìàøèíà, ìàøè, ìàõèíà.
                              Ñòàëüíûå áåç óñòàëè,
                              ñòàëüíûå áåç îòäûõà, -
                              íàì æèðíûõ âåëåëè âîçèòü íà øèíàõ,
                         2330 âåëåëè ðàáîòàòü íà íèõ íà çàâîäàõ.
                              Âàë íà âàëå
                              âàñ âåêàìè
                              ðåìíÿìè ðâàëè,
                              ìàõîâèêàìè.
                              Îðèòå, ìîòîðû,
                              ðàäîñòü âåëèêàÿ, -
                              æèðíûõ ñáèëè,
                              ñâîáîäíà îòíûíå ÿ!
                              Ãóäè ïî çàâîäàì, êîëåñàìè äâèãàÿ,
                         2340 êðóæè â æåëåçíîäîðîæíûå ëèíèè.
                              Ìèð êàðóñåëèòü,
                              ñâåòèòü â ÷åðíîíî÷üå
                              âàì îòñåëå
                              áóäåì, ðàáî÷èå.
                                          Âåùè
                              À ìû, à ìû, ïîìîùíûå âåùè!
                              Ìû - ìîëîòû, èãëû, ïèëû è êëåùè.
                              Ëèøü äåíü ïîëîñîé îáîçíà÷èòñÿ æåëòîé,
                              ïîä íàìè ñãèáàÿñü, íà ôàáðèêè øåë òû.
                              Òåïåðü ñ õîçÿéñêîé ðàñïðàâèëèñü êëèêîþ,
                         2350 ìû âñ¸ òåáå ðàññòðóãàåì è âûêóåì.
                              Òåáå,
                              ÷üÿ ñïèíà ïîä íàìè ëîìèëàñü,
                              òåáå ñåãîäíÿ ñäàåìñÿ íà ìèëîñòü.
                              Â ïðîñòîðíîé êóçíèöå íîâîãî ðàÿ
                              ìîëîò âçäûìàé, èãðóøêîé èãðàÿ.
                                          Åäû
                              À ìû - òîâàðû, ïèòüÿ è åäû:
                              îò íàñ ðàáî÷èì áåñ÷èñëåííû áåäû.
                              Áåç õëåáà íåò ÷åëîâå÷åñêîé âëàñòè,
                              áåç ñàõàðó íåò ÷åëîâå÷åñêîé ñëàñòè.
                         2360 Òðóäîì ÷åëîâå÷üèì äîáûòûå åëå,
                              íå âû íàñ, à ìû âàñ ðóáëèùàìè åëè.
                              Ðîò öåíîé ìèëëèîííîé ðàçèíóâ,
                              ìû ëàÿëè ïñàìè ñ âèòðèí ìàãàçèíîâ.
                              Äà âû äàðìîåäàì ïðèêðèêíóëè: ñëàçüòå!
                              È õëåá îòíûíå ñâîáîäåí è ñëàñòè.
                              Âñ¸, ÷òî ñìîòðåëè ñî ñêðåæåòîì ïðåæäå,
                              áåðèòå ñåãîäíÿ, ðåæüòå è åøüòå.
                                   Ìàøèíû, âåùè è åäû
                                         (õîðîì)
                              Ñâîå áåðèòå,
                              áåðèòå!
                         2370 Èäèòå!
                              Âñ¸, ÷åì ðàáîòàòü,
                              âñ¸, ÷òî åäèòå!
                              Èäèòå, áåðèòå!
                              Èäè, ïîáåäèòåëü!
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Äîëæíî áûòü, íàäî ìàíäàò ïðåäúÿâèòü.
                              Ó íàñ ìàíäàòîâ íåò,
                              ìû ïðÿìî èç ðàÿ,
                              à äî ýòîãî èç àäà.
                                          Âåùè
                              Íå íàäî,
                         2380 íèêàêèõ ìàíäàòîâ íå íàäî.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              Íîãà íå áðèòâà, -
                              àâîñü, íå ñòóïèì.
                              Äàâàéòå, áðàòöû, ïîïðîáóåì!
                              Ñòóïèì!
                                   Íå÷èñòûå ñòóïàþò.
                                         Áàòðàê
                                     (òðîãàåò çåìëþ)
                              Çåìëèöà!
                              Îíà!
                              Ðîäèìàÿ çåìëèöà!
                                          Âñå
                              Çàïåòü áû òåïåðü!
                              Çàêðè÷àòü!
                         2390 Çàìîëèòüñÿ!
                                        Áóëî÷íèê
                                       (ïëîòíèêó)
                              Ñàõàð-òî -
                              ÿ åãî ëèçíóë.
                                        Ïëîòíèê
                              Íó?
                                        Áóëî÷íèê
                              Ñëàäîê, ïðîñòî ñëàäîê.
                                   Íåñêîëüêî ãîëîñîâ
                              Òåïåðü ñ âåñåëüåì íå áóäåò ñëàäà!
                                         Áàòðàê
                                        (õìåëåÿ)
                              Òîâàðèùè âåùè,
                              çíàåòå ÷òî?
                              Äîâîëüíî ñóäüáó ïûòàòü!
                              Äàâàéòå, ìû áóäåì âàñ äåëàòü,
                         2400 à âû íàñ ïèòàòü.
                              À õîçÿèí íàâÿæåòñÿ - íå âûïóñòèì æèâüåì!
                              Çàæèâåì?
                                          Âñå
                              Çàæèâåì!
                              Çàæèâåì!
                                        Êóï÷èíà
                      (ðàñòàëêèâàÿ òîëïó, âîçìóùåííûé, âûñêàêèâàåò)
                              Êàê áû íå òàê!
                              Çíàéòå ìåðó!
                              Íàäî æå ÷òî-íèáóäü îñòàâèòü è êîíöåññèîíåðó.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Óáèðàéñÿ!
                              Òâîÿ îêîí÷åíà ðàáîòà, -
                         2410 ðåáÿòèøêàì íà ìîëî÷èøêî ïîäðàáîòàë.
                              Çíàíèÿ ó òåáÿ õîòåëè ïðèçàíÿòü -
                              ïîëó÷èëèñü,
                              ïîðà è ÷åñòü çíàòü.
               Âûáðîøåííûé, âûëåòàåò êóï÷èíà. Íå÷èñòûå æàäíî ïîñìàòðèâàþò
                                        íà âåùè.
                                         Áàòðàê
                              ß áû âçÿë ïèëó. Çàñòîÿëñÿ. Ìîëîä.
                                          Ïèëà
                              Áåðè!
                                          Øâåÿ
                              À ÿ - èãëó á.
                                         Êóçíåö
                              Ðóêà íå òåðïèò - äàâàéòå ìîëîò!
                                         Ìîëîò
                              Áåðè! Ãîëóáü!
                Íå÷èñòûå, âåùè è ìàøèíû êîëüöîì îêðóæàþò ñîëíå÷íûé ñàä.
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                                       (ê ìàøèíàì)
                              ß áû âàñ ïóñòèë.
                         2420 Íå áðîñèòåñü, ðû÷à?
                                         Ìàøèíû
                              Íè÷åãî!
                              Ïîâîðà÷èâàé ðû÷àã!
           Ìàøèíèñò ïîâîðà÷èâàåò ðû÷àã. Çàãîðåëèñü øàðû. Çàâåðòåëèñü êîëåñà.
                       Íå÷èñòûå ñìîòðÿò ñ âîñõèùåííûì èçóìëåíèåì.
                                        Ìàøèíèñò
                              Íèêîãäà íå âèäåë òàêîãî ñâåòà!
                              Ýòî íå çåìëÿ, -
                              ýòî
                              ñ õâîñòîì ïîåçäîâ ãîðÿùàÿ êîìåòà.
                              ×åãî âîëàìè ïîäúÿðåìíûìè ìû÷àëè?
                              Æäàëè,
                              æäàëè,
                         2430 æäàëè ãîäà -
                              è íèêîãäà íå çàìå÷àëè
                              ïîä áîêîì òàêóþ áëàãîäàòü.
                              È ÷åãî ýòî ëþäè ëàçÿò â ìóçåè?
                              Æèâîå ñîêðîâèùå íà ñîêðîâèùå âîêðóã!
                              ×òî ýòî - íåáî èëè êóñîê áóìàçåè?
                              Åñëè ýòî äåëî íàøèõ ðóê,
                              òî êàêàÿ äâåðü ïåðåä íàìè íå îòâîðèòñÿ?
                              Ìû - çîä÷èå çåìåëü,
                              ïëàíåò äåêîðàòîðû,
                         2440 ìû - ÷óäîòâîðöû,
                              ëó÷è ïåðåâÿæåì ïó÷êàìè ìåòåë,
                              ÷òîá òó÷è íåáåñ ýëåêòðè÷åñòâîì âûìåñòè.
                              Ìû ðåêè ìèðîâ ðàñïëåùåì â ì¸äå,
                              çåìíûå óëèöû çâåçäàìè âûìîñòèì.
                              Êîïàé!
                              Äîëáè!
                              Ïèëè!
                              Áóðàâü!
                              Âñå óðà!
                         2450 Âñåìó óðà!
                              Ñåãîäíÿ
                              ýòî ëèøü áóòàôîðñêèå äâåðè,
                              à çàâòðà
                              áûëüþ ñìåíèòñÿ òåàòðàëüíûé ñîð.
                              Ìû ýòî çíàåì.
                              Ìû â ýòî âåðèì.
                              Ñþäà, çðèòåëü!
                              Ñþäà, õóäîæíèê!
                              Ïîýò!
                         2460 Ðåæèññåð!
                            Ïîäûìàþòñÿ íà ñöåíó âñå çðèòåëè.
                                       Âñå õîðîì
                              Ñîëíöåïîêëîííèêè ó ìèðà â õðàìå -
                              ïîêàæåì, êàê ïåòü óìååì ìû.
                              Ñòàíîâèòåñü õîðàìè -
                              áóäóùåìó ïñàëìû!
             Îòêóäà íè âîçüìèñü, ñîãëàøàòåëü óäèâëåííî ñìîòðèò íà êîììóíó;
                     ñîîáðàçèâ, â ÷åì äåëî, âåæëèâî ñíèìàåò øëÿïó.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Íåò,
                              ýíåðãè÷íîìó ÷åëîâåêó â ðàþ íå ìåñòî,
                              íå ëþáëþ ÿ ýòèõ ïîñòíûõ ðûë.
                              Ñîöèàëèçì íåìèíóåì -
                              ÿ ýòî âñåãäà ãîâîðèë.
                                       (Íå÷èñòûì.)
                         2470 Òîâàðèùè, íå íàäî çðÿ ãîëîñèòü,
                              ïåíèå îáÿçàòåëüíî íàäî ñîãëàñèòü.
                      (Îòõîäèò â ñòîðîíó è òèõî äèðèæèðóåò ðó÷êîé.
                            Êóçíåö îòîäâèãàåò åãî âåæëèâî.)
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                                         (ïîþò)
                              Òðóäà ãðîìàäîé ìèëëèîííîé
                              òþðüìó ñòàðüÿ ðàçáèëè ìû.
                              Ïðîêëÿòüåì ðàáñòâà çàêëåéìåííûé,
                              îñâîáîæäåí ñåãîäíÿ ìèð.
                              Íàñèëüÿ ãíåò ðàçâåÿí ïûëüþ,
                              ðàçáèò è âçîðâàí, à òåïåðü
                              Êîììóíà-ñêàçêà ñòàëà áûëüþ,
                              Äëÿ âñåõ êîììóíû íàñòåæü äâåðü.
                         2480    Ýòîò ãèìí íàø ïîáåäíûé,
                                 âñÿ âñåëåííàÿ, ïîé!
                                 Ñ Èíòåðíàöèîíàëîì
                                 âîñïðÿíóë ðîä ëþäñêîé.
                              Íå æäàëè ìû ñïàñåíüÿ ñâûøå.
                              Íè áîã, íè ÷åðò íå âñòàë çà íàñ.
                              Îðóæüå ñæàâ, â ñðàæåíüå âûøåë
                              è âûðâàë âëàñòü ðàáî÷èé êëàññ.
                              Îäíîé êîììóíîé ñëèëè ìèð ìû.
                              Âåñü ìèð îáâèë ðàáî÷èé êðóã.
                         2490 Òåïåðü èäè, ïîïðîáóé, âûðâè
                              åãî èç íàøèõ ñæàòûõ ðóê.
                                 Ýòîò ãèìí íàø ïîáåäíûé,
                                 âñÿ âñåëåííàÿ, ïîé!
                                 Ñ Èíòåðíàöèîíàëîì
                                 âîñïðÿíóë ðîä ëþäñêîé.
                              Íàâåê î ïðîøëîì ïàìÿòü ñãèíåò.
                              Íå âñòàòü áóðæóÿì - êðóò óäàð.
                              Çåìëåþ ìû âëàäååì íûíå,
                              ñîëäàòû àðìèè òðóäà.
                         2500 Ñþäà îò ôàáðèê è îò ïàøåí,
                              èç ãîðîäîâ ñþäà è ñ¸ë!
                              Çåìëÿ îò êðàÿ ê êðàþ íàøà,
                              êòî áûë íè÷åì - ñåãîäíÿ âñ¸.
                                 Ýòîò ãèìí íàø ïîáåäíûé,
                                 âñÿ âñåëåííàÿ, ïîé!
                                 Ñ Èíòåðíàöèîíàëîì
                                 âîñïðÿíóë ðîä ëþäñêîé.
                                        Çàíàâåñ
                              (1920-1921)
 

                    ÏÐÎËÎÃ È ÂÑÒÀÂÊÀ ÊÎ ÂÒÎÐÎÌÓ ÂÀÐÈÀÍÒÓ

                              "ÌÈÑÒÅÐÈÈ-ÁÓÔÔ",

                      ÍÀÏÈÑÀÍÍÛÅ ÄËß ÑÏÅÊÒÀÊËß Â ×ÅÑÒÜ

                          III ÊÎÍÃÐÅÑÑÀ ÊÎÌÈÍÒÅÐÍÀ

                                   ÏÐÎËÎÃ

                              Òîâàðèùè!
                              Âàñ, ïðåäñòàâëÿþùèõ ìèð,
                              Âñåõñâåòíîé Êîììóíû Âåñòíèêè, -
                              âàñ
                              ñåãîäíÿ
                              ïðèâåòñòâóåì ìû:
                              ðåâ-êîìåäèàíòû,
                              ðåâ-æèâîïèñöû,
                              ðåâ-ïåñåííèêè,
                           10 Âàøèì ñòðàíàì
                              ïðåäñòîèò åùå
                              âçîðâàííûìè ëåòåòü -
                              Åâðîïàì,
                              Àôðèêàì,
                              Àìåðèêàì,
                              Àçèÿì,-
                              à íàì
                              óæå
                              óäàåòñÿ ðàçãëÿäåòü
                           20 ÷åðòû Êîììóíû, âñòàþùåé íàä ôàíòàçèÿìè.
                              Âñå, ÷òî áèòâàìè çàâîåâàíî í_à_ ïîëå,
                              âñå, ÷òî ïðîìèòèíãîâàíî íà âñå ëàäû,
                              â ýòîì öèðêå îòðàçèì,
                              êàê â êàïëå
                              âîäû.
                              Ïðîéäóò è áóðæóè,
                              è ìåíüøåâèñòñêàÿ èñòåðèêà,
                              è ìû -
                              ïðåïÿòñòâèÿ ïóõîì ñäóâ!
                           30 Ïðîëåòàðñêîé ÌÈÑÒÅÐÈÈ ðåêà
                              è áóðæóàçèè ÁÓÔÔ.
                              Ðàâíû Ðåâîëþöèÿì - âçðûâû ïüåñ.
                              Ñàòèðà, êàê ñòà÷êà -
                              çà áðþõî áåðåò.
                              Òîâàðèùè àêòåðû!
                              Ñëîâà íàïåðåâåñ!
                              Âïåðåä!

                        ÂÑÒÀÂÊÀ Â ÒÅÊÑÒ II ÄÅÉÑÒÂÈß

                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Ñîãëàñèòåñü íà Âòîðîé èíòåðíàöèîíàë.
                              Çàìå÷àòåëüíàÿ âåùü!
                               ìåðó ÷åðåí,
                              â ìåðó áåë,
                              â ìåðó æåëò,
                              â ìåðó àë.
                              Êàóòñêèé,
                              Ìàðòîâ
                              è òî ñîãëàñèëèñü, -
                           10 óìíåéøèå ëþäè, êàê-íèêàê...
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              Äîëîé!
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Íó,
                              áåðèòå Èíòåðíàöèîíàë äâóõñïîëîâèííûé.
                              Áîëüøå íå óñòóïëþ íè îäíîãî çîëîòíèêà!
                              ×àé, íåìåöêèå ñîöèàë-äåìîêðàòû íå äåòè,
                              ñàì Ëåâè åãî ïðèçíàë,-
                              êàê-íèêàê, ïîëèòè÷åñêèé äåÿòåëü.
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              Äîëîé èõ!
                              Íå õîòèì çíàòü íèêàêèõ âòîðûõ!
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                           20 Íó,
                              áåðèòå äâà è 3/4.
                              Ïîñëåäíÿÿ öåíà.
                              Ñåáå äîðîæå!..
                              Êàê!
                              È ýòîãî íå õîòèòå òîæå?!
                                        Íå÷èñòûå
                              Äîâîëüíî!
                              Ê ÷åðòÿì ðàçãîâîðû ýòè!
                              Ó ðàáî÷èõ
                              îäèí Èíòåðíàöèîíàë -
                           30 Òðåòèé!
                              [1921]
 

                          ËÈÁÐÅÒÒÎ "ÌÈÑÒÅÐÈÈ-ÁÓÔÔ"

          ÄËß ÏÐÎÃÐÀÌÌÛ ÑÏÅÊÒÀÊËß Â ×ÅÑÒÜ III ÊÎÍÃÐÅÑÑÀ ÊÎÌÈÍÒÅÐÍÀ

                              "ÌÈÑÒÅÐÈß-ÁÓÔÔ"

           Ãåðîè÷åñêîå,  ýïè÷åñêîå  è  ñàòèðè÷åñêîå   èçîáðàæåíèå   íàøåé   ýïîõè,
      ñäåëàííîå Âëàäèìèðîì Ìàÿêîâñêèì, ïåðåâåäåííîå Ðèòîé Ðàéò è  ðàçûãðàííîå  350
      àêòåðàìè.
           "Ìèñòåðèÿ-áóôô" -  ýòî  íàøà  âåëèêàÿ  ðåâîëþöèÿ,  ñãóùåííàÿ  ñòèõîì  è
      òåàòðàëüíûì äåéñòâèåì. Ìèñòåðèÿ - âåëèêîå â ðåâîëþöèè, áóôô - ñìåøíîå â íåé.
      Ñòèõ "Ìèñòåðèè-áóôô" - ýòî ëîçóíãè  ìèòèíãîâ,  âûêðèêè  óëèö,  ÿçûê  ãàçåòû.
      Äåéñòâèå "Ìèñòåðèè-áóôô" - ýòî äâèæåíèå òîëïû, ñòîëêíîâåíèå êëàññîâ,  áîðüáà
      èäåé, - ìèíèàòþðà ìèðà â ñòåíàõ öèðêà.
           Ðåâîëþöèÿ ðàñïëàâèëà âñå, - íåò íèêàêèõ çàêîí÷åííûõ ðèñóíêîâ, íå  ìîæåò
      áûòü è çàêîí÷åííîé ïüåñû. "Ìèñòåðèÿ-áóôô" - ýòî êàðêàñ ïüåñû, ýòî  äâèæåíèå,
      åæåäíåâíî îáðàñòàþùåå ñîáûòèÿìè, åæåäíåâíî ïðîõîäÿùåå ïî íîâûì ôàêòàì.
           Â ïîñëåäíåì âàðèàíòå  "Ìèñòåðèè-áóôô",  ïîñòàâëåííîé  ê  III  êîíãðåññó
      Êîìèíòåðíà, øåñòü äåéñòâèé è ïðîëîã-ïðèâåòñòâèå.
           Äåéñòâèå  ïåðâîå.  Âåñü  ìèð.  Ìèð   çàõëåñòíóò   ïîòîêàìè   ðåâîëþöèè.
      Åäèíñòâåííîå åùå ñóõîå ìåñòî - ïîëþñ. Íî óæå è â  ïîëþñå  äûðêà.  Äûðêó  åëå
      çàòûêàåò ïàëüöåì ýñêèìîñ.  Ñòåêàþòñÿ  ê  ïîëþñó,  ãîíèìûå  ïîòîêîì,  îñòàòêè
      íàñåëåíèÿ ìèðà: ñåìü ïàð ÷èñòûõ - áóðæóåâ, ñåìü ïàð íå÷èñòûõ -  ïðîëåòàðèåâ,
      ñîãëàøàòåëü, ïóòàþùèéñÿ ìåæ âñåìè, è  äðóãèå.  Ïîäõëåñòûâàåìûå  äîæäåì,  âñå
      ñãðóäèëèñü ê ïîëþñó è, êîãäà íå õâàòèëî ìåñòà, ñáèëè  ýñêèìîñà,  çàæèìàþùåãî
      äûðêó. Îãîíü ðåâîëþöèè èç îòêðûâøåéñÿ äûðêè.  Áðîñèëèñü,  êîå-êàê  çàìàçàëè.
      ×èñòûå óãîâàðèâàþò íå÷èñòûõ âçÿòüñÿ çà ñïàñåíèå. Íå÷èñòûå ñòðîÿò êîâ÷åã.
           Âòîðîå äåéñòâèå. Ïóòåøåñòâèå â êîâ÷åãå. Çà  ñòðîåì  ñòðîé  ìåíÿåòñÿ  íà
      ïàëóáå. Ìîíàðõèÿ íåãóñà àáèññèíñêîãî.  Çàòåì  -  äåìîêðàòè÷åñêàÿ  ðåñïóáëèêà
      ÷èñòûõ. Íàêîíåö, è ÷èñòûå áðîøåíû çà áîðò. Âëàñòü âçÿëè  ãîëîäíûå  íå÷èñòûå.
      Õî÷åòñÿ  åñòü,  îòäîõíóòü  õî÷åòñÿ  íå÷èñòûì,  íî  ïóñò  è  èçëîìàí  êîâ÷åã.
      Ïîñëåäíèå çàïàñû ñîæðàëà äåìîêðàòè÷åñêàÿ ðåñïóáëèêà. Òîãäà â îáðàçå ÷åëîâåêà
      áóäóùåãî îçàðÿåò êîâ÷åã íåîáõîäèìîñòü áîðüáû çà ñîçäàíèå  êîììóíû.  Íå÷èñòûå
      áðîñàþò ëîìàþùèéñÿ êîâ÷åã è ñ åäèíñòâåííîé âåðîé â ñîáñòâåííóþ ñèëó ñ ìà÷ò è
      ðåé ïðîáèâàþòñÿ ñêâîçü òó÷è. "Ýé, íà  ðåè!  Íà  ðåè,  ýé!  Ïî  ðåÿì  âïåðåä,
      êîìèññàðû ìîðåé!"
           Òðåòüå äåéñòâèå. Ïîïàìè âîçäâèãíóòûé àä ïðåãðàæäàåò íå÷èñòûì äîðîãó, íî
      íèêàêîé Âåëüçåâóë íå ïóãàåò  íå÷èñòûõ,  âèäåâøèõ  íà  ñòàëåëèòåéíûõ  çàâîäàõ
      ïåêëà ïî÷èùå àäà. Ïîä ïåñíþ:  "Òåëàìè  àäîâû  äâåðè  ïðîáåéòå,  ÷èñòèëèùå  â
      êëî÷üÿ, âïåðåä, íå ðîáåéòå!" - íå÷èñòûå ðàçíîñÿò àä.
           ×åòâåðòîå  äåéñòâèå.  Ðàé.  Áåñòåëàÿ  áîæüÿ  æèçíü,  êîòîðîé  ïðåëüùàþò
      ïðîïîâåäíèêè çàãðîáíûõ ðàäîñòåé è âñå ñòîðîííèêè òèõèõ ðåôîðìî÷åê. Íå  òàêîé
      ðàí  æäàëè  èäóùèå.  ×åðåç  ðàçãðîìëåííûé  ðàé  ëåçóò  âïåðåä  íå÷èñòûå.  "Ê
      îáåòîâàííîé, èùèòå çà ðàåì! Øàãàéòå! Ðàé øàæèùàìè âçðîåì!"
           Ïÿòîå äåéñòâèå. Ñòðàíà îáëîìêîâ,  äîñòàâøàÿñÿ  íå÷èñòûì  ïîñëå  âîéí  è
      ðåâîëþöèé. Íàäî âîçíåñòü ñòðîéêè íà ðàçãðîìëåííîì  ìåñòå.  Ðàçðóõà  ïûòàåòñÿ
      çàäàâèòü ðàáîòó. Ðàçðóõà ïîáåæäåíà. Èç óãîëüíûõ øàõò,  ñ  íåôòåíîñíûõ  âûøåê
      óæå óäàåòñÿ íå÷èñòûì çàìåòèòü çàðþ áóäóùåãî. Íà ïàðîâîç - è ê  íåìó:  "Âçìàõ
      çà âçìàõîì, çà øàãîì øàã. Âïåðåä, âî âñå ìàøèíû äûøà!"
           Øåñòîå äåéñòâèå. Êîììóíà. Ðàäóþòñÿ è äèâÿòñÿ  íå÷èñòûå  ïåðâûì  ÷óäåñàì
      áóäóùåãî,  îòêðûâøåãîñÿ  çà  ãîðàìè  òðóäà.  Íîâûì  Èíòåðíàöèîíàëîì   ïîáåäû
      ðàçãëàñèëè ðàäîñòü ñâîþ íå÷èñòûå:
                                Ýòîò ãèìí íàø ïîáåäíûé,
                                Âñÿ âñåëåííàÿ, ïîé!
                                Ñ Èíòåðíàöèîíàëîì
                                Âîñïðÿíóë ðîä ëþäñêîé.
           [1921]
 

                           ÂÀÐÈÀÍÒÛ è ÐÀÇÍÎ×ÒÅÍÈß

                             Ìèñòåðèÿ-áóôô. Âòîðîé âàðèàíò
           ×åðíîâûå îòðûâêè â çàïèñíîé êíèæêå 1921 ã., Š 8:
           Ñòðîêè 586-589, 590-595.
                      586-589 [Ïîëàêàþ ìîëîêà
                              Äàâíî íå ëàêàë
                              Ìíîãî åãî òåïåðü íà ðûíêå
                              Ïîäñòàâëÿé ïóñòîé êàðìàí âìåñòî êðûíêè
                              íè÷åãî]
                      590-595 Ýòî òû áåç ìîëîêà íàñèäèøüñÿ äóðà
                              à ó íèõ ïðåìèÿ, ó íèõ íàòóðà
                              Îíè òî îáìåíÿþò
                              à ìíå õîòü øëÿïêè ìåíÿòü íà ÿéöà.
           Ìàøèíîïèñü. Íà÷àëî 1921 ã.:
           Â ñïèñêå äåéñòâóþùèõ ëèö: 8) Ãåðð íåìåö.
                         1-96 (Ïðîëîã) îòñóòñòâóþò.
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 176-177 ... âçìîêøèõ àâñòðàëèéöåâ
                  " " 212-213 ... ëåçåò êóëàêîì íà ôðàíöóçà
                  " " 213-214 ... ëåçåò êóëàêîì íà àíãëè÷àíèíà
                          229 Ñèæó ÿ ñïîêîéíåíüêî íà ñòóëå
                          257 Èçâèâàëàñü â íåé Íèë, óäàâ-ðåêà
                          297 Ðîññèÿ ñòàëà ìíå óçêîé.
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 342-343 Ïðèäâèãàþùèìñÿ êîñòðó íå÷èñòûì
                          399 Âàøå ñëîâî, èíòåëëèãåíò!
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 483 è 484 ... âðûâàåòñÿ àìåðèêàíåö.
                  " " 491-492 ×èñòûå çàñóåòèëèñü, çàèñêèâàþùå òðóòñÿ ê íå÷èñòûì
                          493 Ïîñòðîèì?
                          571 è ñ ãîëîäó ÷óòü íå äîõíåøü åäâà
                      587-598 îñòàëñÿ Ñìîëåíñêèé ðûíîê.
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Êàêîé ðûíîê,
                              îäíà ñëàâà, -
                              åæåäíåâíî îáëàâà.
                      639-640 Âñå (óäèâëåííî)
                              Çà÷åì öàðÿ?
                                      Ñîãëàøàòåëü
                              Ëó÷øå ãîðîäîâîãî
                          650 Âûáåðåì ñêîðåé!
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 673 è 674 ... ìåíÿþòñÿ ïåñòàìè
                          699 ðûáó, õëåá, îâîùü, ñâèíÿò
      Ðåìàðêà ìåæäó 710 è 711 Îáùåå
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 727 è 728 Ãîíèò íå÷èñòûõ â òðþì è ïîêà âîçèòñÿ
                              ñ íèìè
                          728 Èäåì, Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ.
                          913 Ðåñïóáëèêà-òî
                          942 ß òåáå ñîãëàøóñü!
                         1011 îòñóòñòâóåò.
                         1044 îòñóòñòâóåò.
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 1077-1078 ... ëåçåò ñ òðóáêîé
                    1080-1081 âûðûâàåò òðóáêó
                         1130 êàê òðóäíî æèòü âïðîãîëîäü
                         1486 ß âàñ íà çåìëþ íà ìèíóòó åçîâó.
                         1505 Áóðæóè íà øîêîëàä ïåðåãîíÿþò åå.
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 1595-1596 ... íà ãðóäü ê îïåøèâøåìó Âåëüçåâóëó.
                    1808-1809 Êàáû íå áûë âñåáëàãèé ÿ,
                              ïîêàçàë áû òåáå ñîãëàøàòåëüñòâà
                              òàêèå!
                    1814-1815 Íó è êóëàê!
                              Íå ðó÷àþñü çà óáåæäåíèå.
                         1854 Òóò
            Ìåæäó 1863 è 1864 îòñóòñòâóåò: Øâåÿ
                    1900-1903 ×òî òîëêó â ïðîôäèñêóññèè, ìèëûé
                              Ïðîâ?
                              Áóõàðèí-òî ñ áóôåðàìè,
                              à ïàðîâîç-òî è áåç êîëåñ, à íå òî
                              ÷òî áåç áóôåðîâ.
                         1905 íå âèäèì áðîäó.
                         1920 áðîñüòå çðÿ ðàáîòàòü!
                         1923 ìíå âñå ðàâíî èç çàãðàíè÷íîãî ðàÿ.
                         1995 Êî ìíå, ìåøî÷íèêîâ âåðíîå âîéñêî!
                         1999 Êòî ñïîðèò ñî ìíîþ,
                         2046 Íåò â áîêàõ äûðû.
                    2188-2193 îòñóòñòâóþò.
                         2207 Èäåò ýëåêòðîòðàêòîð!
                         2208 Ñåÿëêà!
                         2209 Ìîëîòèëêà!
                         2283 Ñëîæàò â ÌÏÎ
                         2314 Òèøå!
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 2469 è 2470 (Ê íå÷èñòûì.)
                     2484-2507 îòñóòñòâóþò.
           Ïðèëîæåíèå ê æóðí. "Âåñòíèê òåàòðà", Š 91-92, 1921 ã.;
           Ïîäçàãîëîâîê ïî ïåðâîìó èçäàíèþ.
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 176-177 ...âçìîêøèõ àâñòðàëèéöåâ
            " " 212 è 213 ... ëåçåò ñ êóëàêîì íà ôðàíöóçà
            " " 213 è 214 ... ëåçåò ñ êóëàêîì íà àíãëè÷àíèíà
                          229 Ñèæó ÿ ñïîêîéíåíüêî â ñòóëå
                          493 Ïîñòðîèì?
                          650 Âûáåðåì ñêîðåé!
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 673 è 674 ... ìåíÿþòñÿ ïîñòàìè
                " " 727 è 728 Ãîíèò íå÷èñòûõ â òðþì è ïîêà
                              âîçèòñÿ ñ íèìè
                          728 Èäåì, Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ.
                          942 ß òåáå ñîãëàøóñü!
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 1080 è 1081 ... âûðûâàåò òðóáêó
                  1595 è 1596 ... íà ãðóäü îïåøèâøåìó
                              Âåëüçåâóëó
                         2314 Òèøå!
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 2469 è 2470 (Ê íå÷èñòûì.)
           ×åðíîâûå  íàáðîñêè  äîïîëíåíèé  ê  òåêñòó  âòîðîãî  âàðèàíòà â çàïèñíîé
      êíèæêå  1921  ã., Š 9. (Ñäåëàíû, âåðîÿòíî, óæå ïîñëå ïðåìüåðû ïüåñû. Áûëè ëè
      ââåäåíû â ñöåíè÷åñêèé òåêñò - íåèçâåñòíî.)
           Ïðåäïîëàãàåìîå ìåñòî èõ ïî ïüåñå - "Äåéñòâèå òðåòüå" (Àä.)
                              Ðàçâå ýòî äëÿ ãðåøíèêà ìó÷åíèå
                                   íà âåðòåëå âåð÷åíèå?
                            I Òû ãðåøíèêà
                              ÷òîá äîñòàòü ïî îðäåðó ñàïîãè-á
                           II Çàñòàâü åãî ÷òîá ïî îðäåðó ñàïîãè-á
                            I Âîò îò ýòîãî áû îí
                           II Âîò îò ýòîãî á ãðåøíèê íàâåðíÿêà ïîãèá
                              Äóìàåòå íàâåðíîå íàïóãàëè
                              Íàêðóòèëè õâîñòèùå
                              Ó íàñ íà çåìëå õâîñòû ïî÷èùå
                              Âñå íå ñ õâîñòàìè ñòîÿò, à â õâîñòàõ
                              Àõ!
                              Òóò òû óìíèêà ïî ìîðäå - ðàç,
                              Ðàçðåçàë è íà âèëêó êóñîê ëÿøêè
                              À ó íàñ îðäåðà-ñ
                              À ó íàñ áóìàæêè
                              À ïîêà îðãàíèçîâàëè ñîâåòñêóþ âëàñòü
                              Òîæå íàìó÷èëèñü âñëàñòü
                              Òåïåðü èõ ïàðòèÿ ïîïðèæàëà
                              è ñîâåòñêèé áþðîêðàò
                              óòèõîìèðèëñÿ âî ñòî êðàò
                              À åñëè òàêàÿ ïðàêòèêà ó íàñ èìååòñÿ
                              Òî ìû è ñ âàìè óïðàâèìñÿ ðàçóìååòñÿ
                              Åãî Âåëè÷<åñòâî> Âåëüçåâóë
                              ïðîñèò, ÷òîá åãî â Ãëàâòîï ïîçâàëè
                              Áðîñü íàäåæäû ñàìè îáðåâèçîâàëè
           ×åðíîâûå  àâòîãðàôû  âñòàâîê  â  òåêñò âòîðîãî âàðèàíòà äëÿ ñïåêòàêëÿ â
      ÷åñòü  äåëåãàòîâ  111  Êîíãðåññà  Êîììóíèñòè÷åñêîãî Èíòåðíàöèîíàëà. Çàïèñíàÿ
      êíèæêà 1921 ã., Ì 9.
           Ñòðîêè èç "Ïðîëîãà" 10-25, 1-9.
                            3 Çåìëè âîññòàþùåé âåñòíèêè
                        10-20 Âàøèì ñòðàíàì
                              åùå íà âîçäóõ ëåòåòü
                              âçîðâàòüñÿ ñ Àìåðèêàìè è Àçèÿìè
                              à íàì ìîæíî
                              è îòîéòè è ðàçãëÿäåòü
                              áûëü ðàñòóùóþ íà<ä> ôàíòàçèÿìè
                        21-25 Âñå, ÷òî áèòâàìè çàâîåâàëè íà ïîëå
                              âñå, ÷òî ïëîùàäè ïðîìèòèíãîâàëè íà âñå ëàäû
                              ñåé÷àñ ïðîéäåò ïåðåä âàìè
                              êàê â êàïëå âîäû
           Âñòàâêà â òåêñò II äåéñòâèÿ - äèàëîã Ñîãëàøàòåëÿ ñ Íå÷èñòûìè.
           Äåéñòâóþùèå ëèöà îòñóòñòâóþò.
                            1 Ñîãëàñèòåñü
                            2 îòñóòñòâóåò.
                          3-4 â ìåðó áåë
                              â ìåðó ÷åðåí
                            3 è â ìåðó àë
                            8 è Ìàðòîâ
                        11-12 îòñóòñòâóþò.
                           13 Áåðèòå âòîðîé
                        15-17 íè äåòè
                              êàê òîæå íèêàê
                              ïîëèòè÷åñêèé äåÿòåëü
           Áåëîâîé  àâòîãðàô  âñòàâîê  â  òåêñò  âòîðîãî, âàðèàíòà äëÿ ñïåêòàêëÿ â
      ÷åñòü äåëåãàòîâ III êîíãðåññà Êîììóíèñòè÷åñêîãî Èíòåðíàöèîíàëà.
           Â "Ïðîëîãå" 32-37 îòñóòñòâóþò.
           Âñòàâêà â òåêñò II äåéñòâèÿ. Äèàëîã Ñîãëàøàòåëÿ ñ Íå÷èñòûìè.
                         11 I Äîëîé èõ
                              íå õîòèì çíàòü íèêàêèõ âòîðûõ
                           II Äîëîé
                           15 [Ñàì Ëåâ<è>] ×àé íåìåöêèå ñîöèàë-äåìîêðàòû íå
                              äåòè
           "13 ëåò ðàáîòû", ò. II:
           Ïîäçàãîëîâîê îòñóòñòâóåò.
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 176 è 177 ...âçìîêøèõ àâñòðàëèéöåâ
                          650 Âûáåðåì ñêîðåé!
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 673 è 674 ... ìåíÿþòñÿ ïîñòàìè
                  " 727 è 728 Ãîíèò íå÷èñòûõ â òðþì
                              è ïîêà âîçèòñÿ ñ íèìè
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 1080 è 1081 ... âûðûâàåò òðóáêó
                         2314 Òèøå!
      Â ðåìàðêå ìåæäó 2469 è 2470 (Ê íå÷èñòûì.)
                         1826 îòñóòñòâóåò.
           Ðåìàðêà ïîñëå 1826 Íå÷èñòûå (ëîìàþò ðàé, âçäûìàÿñü
                              ââûñü ìîëíèÿìè)
 

                                 ÏÐÈÌÅ×ÀÍÈß

  ÏÐÈÆÈÇÍÅÍÍÛÅ ÈÇÄÀÍÈß ÏÐÎÈÇÂÅÄÅÍÈÉ Â. ÌÀßÊÎÂÑÊÎÃÎ, ÂÎØÅÄØÈÕ ÂÎ ÂÒÎÐÎÉ ÒÎÌ

           Ìèñòåðèÿ-áóôô. Ãåðîè÷åñêîå, ýïè÷åñêîå è ñàòèðè÷åñêîå èçîáðàæåíèå  íàøåé
      ýïîõè, ñäåëàííîå Âëàäèìèðîì Ìàÿêîâñêèì, 3  äåéñòâèÿ,  5  êàðòèí,  "ÈÌÎ",  Ï.
      1918, 79 ñòð.
           Ãåðîè è æåðòâû ðåâîëþöèè.  Îêòÿáðü  1917-1918.  Ðèñóíêè:  Áîãóñëàâñêîé,
      Êîçëèíñêîãî, Ìàêëåöîâà, Ïóêè. Òåêñò Âëàäèìèðà  Ìàÿêîðõêîãî,  èçäàíèå  Îòäåëà
      èçîáðàçèòåëüíûõ èñêóññòâ Êîìèññàðèàòà Íàðîäíîãî Ïðîñâåùåíèÿ, Ï. 1918, 19 ë.
           Ìèñòåðèÿ-áóôô. Ãåðîè÷åñêîå, ýïè÷åñêîå è ñàòèðè÷åñêîå èçîáðàæåíèå  íàøåé
      ýïîõè, ñäåëàííîå Âëàäèìèðîì Ìàÿêîâñêèì, 2-å èçäàíèå, èçä. "ÈÌÎ", Ï. 1919, 71
      ñòð. (âûøëî â àïðåëå).
           Âñå ñî÷èíåííîå Âëàäèìèðîì Ìàÿêîâñêèì 19 09-1919, èçä. "ÈÌÎ",  Ï.  1919,
      280 ñòð. (âûøëî â ìàå).
           Ñîâåòñêàÿ àçáóêà, èçäàíèå è ëèòîãðàôñêàÿ ïå÷àòü  àâòîðà,  Ì.  1919,  30
      ñòð. (âûøëà â ñåíòÿáðå).
           150 000 000, Ãèç, Ì. 1921, 70 ñòð. (âûøëà â ìàå).
           Ìèñòåðèÿ-áóôô.  (Âòîðàÿ  ðåäàêöèÿ.)  Ïðèëîæåíèå  ê   æóðíàëó   "Âåñòíèê
      òåàòðà", Š91-92, èçä. Ãëàâïîëèòïðîñâåòà, Ì. 1921, 32 ñòð. (èþíü).
           Ðàññêàç î äåçåðòèðå. Ðèñóíêè Ìàÿêîâñêîãî, Ãèç, Ì. 1921, 16 ñòð.
           Ìàÿêîâñêèé èçäåâàåòñÿ. Ïåðâàÿ êíèæèöà ñàòèðû, èçä. "Âõóòåìàñ", Ì. 1922,
      ÌÀÔ, Ñåðèÿ ïîýòîâ Š 3, 48 ñòð. (âûøëà â ìàå).
           Ìàÿêîâñêèé  èçäåâàåòñÿ.  Ïåðâàÿ  êíèæèöà  ñàòèðû,  2-å  èçäàíèå,   èçä.
      "Âõóòåìàñ", Ì. 1922, ÌÀÔ. Ñåðèÿ ïîýòîâ Š 3, 48 ñòð. (âûøëà â èþëå).
           13 ëåò ðàáîòû. Ïåðâûé òîì, èçä. "Âõóòåìàñ",  Ì.  1922,  ÌÀÔ,  304  ñòð.
      (âûøåë â ôåâðàëå 1923 ã.).
           13 ëåò ðàáîòû. Âòîðîé òîì. ×àñòü ïåðâàÿ, èçä. "Âõóòåìàñ", Ì. 1922, ÌÀÔ,
      464 ñòð. (âûøåë â îêòÿáðå).
           Ìàÿêîâñêèé äëÿ ãîëîñà, Ãîñèçäàò ÐÑÔÑÐ, Áåðëèí, 1923, 61 ñòð.  (âûøåë  â
      ÿíâàðå).
           Èçáðàííûé Ìàÿêîâñêèé, èçä. àêö. îáù. "Íàêàíóíå", Áåðëèí - Ìîñêâà, 1923,
      256 ñòð. (âûøåë â ôåâðàëå).
           Ìàÿêîâñêèé óëûáàåòñÿ, Ìàÿêîâñêèé ñìååòñÿ, Ìàÿêîâñêèé  èçäåâàåòñÿ,  èçä.
      "Êðóã", Ì.-Ï. 1923, 190 ñòð. (âûøåë â àïðåëå).
           Ñòèõè î ðåâîëþöèè, èçä. "Êðàñíàÿ íîâü",  Ì.  1923,  98  ñòð.  (âûøåë  â
      àïðåëå).
           Ñòèõè î ðåâîëþöèè. 2-å, äîï. èçäàíèå, èçä."Êðàñíàÿ íîâü", Ì. 1923,  124
      ñòð. (âûøåë â àâãóñòå).
           Ñîëíöå.  Ïîýìà.  [Ñòèõîòâîðåíèå  "Íåîáû÷àéíîå  ïðèêëþ÷åíèå,  áûâøåå   ñ
      Âëàäèìèðîì Ìàÿêîâñêèì ëåòîì íà äà÷å"], èçä.  "Êðóã",  Ì.-Ï.  1923,  23  ñòð.
      Îáëîæêà è ðèñóíêè Ëàðèîíîâà.
           255 ñòðàíèö. Êíèãà I, Ãèç, Ì.-Ï. 1923 (âûøëà â èþëå).
           Ñêàçêà î äåçåðòèðå, óñòðîèâøåìñÿ íåäóðíåíüêî, è  î  òîì,  êàêàÿ  ó÷àñòü
      ïîñòèãëà åãî ñàìîãî è ñåìüþ øêóðíèêà, èçä. "Êðàñíàÿ íîâü", Ì. 1923, 13  ñòð.
      Ðèñóíêè Ìàÿêîâñêîãî.
           Äâà ñòèõîòâîðåíèÿ (ó÷åáíàÿ ðàáîòà ãðàôè÷åñêîãî  ôàêóëüòåòà  Âõóòåìàñà),
      Ì. 1924, 20 ñòð.
           Ïåñíè êðåñòüÿíàì, èçä. "Äîëîé íåãðàìîòíîñòü", Ì. 1925, 167 ñòð.
           Ïåñíè ðàáî÷èì, èçä. "Äîëîé íåãðàìîòíîñòü", Ì. 1925, 98 ñòð.
           Àìåðèêàíöàì äëÿ ïàìÿòè, èçä. "Íüþ-Óîðäë ïðåññ", Íüþ-Éîðê, 1925, 52 ñòð.
           Ñîëíöå â ãîñòÿõ ó Ìàÿêîâñêîãî, èçä. "Íüþ-Óîðäë ïðåññ", Íüþ-Éîðê,  1925,
      32  ñòð.  [Ñòèõîòâîðåíèå  "Íåîáû÷àéíîå  ïðèêëþ÷åíèå,  áûâøåå  ñ   Âëàäèìèðîì
      Ìàÿêîâñêèì ëåòîì íà äà÷å".]
           Èçáðàííîå èç èçáðàííîãî, èçä. "Îãîíåê", Ì. 1926, 54 ñòð.
           Ñî÷èíåíèÿ, ò. II, Ãèç, Ì.-Ë. 1928, 364 ñòð.
           Ñî÷èíåíèÿ, ò. III, Ãèç, Ì.-Ë. 1929, 448 ñòð. (âûøåë â ÿíâàðå).
           Ñî÷èíåíèÿ, ò. IV, Ãèç, Ì.-Ë. 1929, 382 ñòð.
           Øêîëüíûé Ìàÿêîâñêèé, Ãèç, Ì.-Ë., 104 ñòð. 1929 (âûøåë â ñåíòÿáðå).
           Ãðîçíûé ñìåõ, Ãèõë, Ì. 1932, 180 ñòð. (ïîäãîòîâëåí àâòîðîì).
                                  ÏÐÈÍßÒÛÅ ÑÎÊÐÀÙÅÍÈß
           ÁÌÌ - Áèáëèîòåêà-Ìóçåé Â. Â. Ìàÿêîâñêîãî.
           ÖÃÀËÈ - Öåíòðàëüíûé Ãîñóäàðñòâåííûé àðõèâ ëèòåðàòóðû è èñêóññòâà ÑÑÑÐ.
           ÈÌËÈ - Èíñòèòóò ìèðîâîé ëèòåðàòóðû èì. À.  Ì.  Ãîðüêîãî  Àêàäåìèè  íàóê
      ÑÑÑÐ.
           Ìèñòåðèÿ-áóôô. Âòîðîé âàðèàíò. ×åðíîâûå àâòîãðàôû íåñêîëüêèõ îòðûâêîâ â
      çàïèñíîé êíèæêå 1921 ã., Š 8 (ÁÌÌ); ìàøèíîïèñü áåç àâòîðñêèõ  ïðàâîê  íà÷àëà
      1921 ã. (õðàíèòñÿ ó À. Â. Ôåâðàëüñêîãî). Ïåðâîå èçäàíèå - ïðèëîæåíèå ê æóðí.
      "Âåñòíèê òåàòðà", Š 91-92, Ì. 1921, 15 èþíÿ; ÷åðíîâûå  àâòîãðàôû  âñòàâîê  â
      òåêñò, îòðûâêîâ ïðîëîãà è  âñòàâêè  âî  II  äåéñòâèå  ê  ñïåêòàêëþ  â  ÷åñòü
      äåëåãàòîâ III êîíãðåññà Êîììóíèñòè÷åñêîãî Èíòåðíàöèîíàëà â  çàïèñíîé  êíèæêå
      1921 ã., Š 9 (ÁÌÌ); áåëîâîé àâòîãðàô ïðîëîãà è âñòàâêè âî II äåéñòâèå (ÁÌÌ);
      ìàøèíîïèñü ïðîëîãà è âñòàâêè âî II äåéñòâèå (õðàíèòñÿ ó À. Â. Ôåâðàëüñêîãî);
      Ñî÷èíåíèÿ, ò. III.
           Âòîðîé âàðèàíò íàïèñàí ÷åðåç äâà ñ ëèøíèì ãîäà ïîñëå ïåðâîãî â ñâÿçè ñî
      âêëþ÷åíèåì ïüåñû â ðåïåðòóàð Ìîñêîâñêîãî òåàòðà ÐÑÔÑÐ Ïåðâîãî,  ðóêîâîäèìîãî
      Âñ. Ìåéåðõîëüäîì. Íà÷àò â îêòÿáðå 1920 ã., çàêîí÷åí â äåêàáðå 1920 -  íà÷àëå
      ÿíâàðÿ 1921 ãã.
            ñîáðàíèÿõ ñî÷èíåíèé (äâóõòîìíèê "13 ëåò ðàáîòû" è Ñî÷èíåíèÿ, ò.  III)
      Ìàÿêîâñêèé ïå÷àòàë ðÿäîì îáà âàðèàíòà êàê äâà ñàìîñòîÿòåëüíûõ ïðîèçâåäåíèÿ.
             íàñòîÿùåì  èçäàíèè  ñëåäóþùèå  ñòðîêè  ïå÷àòàþòñÿ  ïî  òåêñòó  æóðí.
      "Âåñòíèê òåàòðà".
           Ñòðîêè 296-298.
                              Ñíà÷àëà áûëà ðóññêîé, -
                              Ðîññèÿ ìíå ñòàëà óçêîé.
                              Ýòè áîëüøåâèêè - òàêîé óæàñ!
      âìåñòî:
                              Ñíà÷àëà áûëà ðóññêîé.
                              Ýòè áîëüøåâèêè - òàêîé óæàñ!
           Ïîñëå ñòðîêè 363 ïå÷àòàåòñÿ:
                                         Ðûáàê
                 (Çëîáíî. È ðûáàê è ôðàíöóç êîñòûëÿþò øåþ ñîãëàøàòåëþ.)
      âìåñòî:
                     (È ðûáàê è ôðàíöóç êîñòûëÿþò øåþ ñîãëàøàòåëþ.)
           Ðåìàðêà ïîñëå ñòðîêè 483:
                       Ïðÿìî èç çàëà ê íàïðÿæåííî âãëÿäûâàþùèìñÿ,
      âìåñòî: Ïðÿìî ê íàïðÿæåííî âãëÿäûâàþùèìñÿ.
           Ñòðîêè 1825-1826:
                              ×åì æå òåïåðü íàì ãðåøíèêîâ êðûòü?
                              Ïðèäåòñÿ ëàâî÷êó ñîâñåì çàêðûòü.
      âìåñòî:
                              ×åì æå òåïåðü íàì ãðåøíèêîâ êðûòü?
           Ñòðîêè 2265-2266.
                                    À äëÿ êîãî õëåá?
                                    Ñîëü?
      âìåñòî:
                                    À äëÿ êîãî õëåá-
                                    ñîëü?
           Ïðåìüåðà âòîðîãî âàðèàíòà "Ìèñòåðèè-áóôô" ñîñòîÿëàñü 1 ìàÿ  1921  ã.  â
      Ìîñêîâñêîì òåàòðå ÐÑÔÑÐ Ïåðâîì.  Ñïåêòàêëü  øåë  ïîñëå  ýòîãî  åæåäíåâíî  äî
      çàêðûòèÿ ñåçîíà (7 èþëÿ).
             ïîñëåäíèõ  ÷èñëàõ  èþíÿ  1921  ã.  â  Ìîñêâå  æå  îñóùåñòâëåíà  áûëà
      ñïåöèàëüíàÿ  ïîñòàíîâêà  âòîðîãî  âàðèàíòà  ïüåñû  â  ÷åñòü  äåëåãàòîâ   111
      êîíãðåññà Êîììóíèñòè÷åñêîãî Èíòåðíàöèîíàëà. Ïüåñà øëà íà  íåìåöêîì  ÿçûêå  â
      ïåðåâîäå Ðèòû Ðàéò, â ïîìåùåíèè Ïåðâîãî ãîñóäàðñòâåííîãî öèðêà.   ñïåêòàêëå
      ïðèíèìàëè ó÷àñòèå àêòåðû, ïðèãëàøåííûå èç ðàçëè÷íûõ ìîñêîâñêèõ òåàòðîâ.
           Äëÿ ýòîãî ñïåêòàêëÿ Ìàÿêîâñêèé íàïèñàë  íîâûé  ïðîëîã,  íåïîñðåäñòâåííî
      àäðåñîâàííûé ê ïðåäñòàâèòåëÿì ìåæäóíàðîäíîãî ïðîëåòàðèàòà,  íîâûé  ýïèëîã  è
      äèàëîã "ñîãëàøàòåëÿ" è "íå÷èñòûõ".
           Ìàÿêîâñêèé íàïèñàë òàêæå ëèáðåòòî ê ïüåñå, íàïå÷àòàííîå (áåç ïîäïèñè) â
      ïðîãðàììå ñïåêòàêëÿ. Ïðîëîã è äèàëîã "ñîãëàøàòåëÿ" ñ "íå÷èñòûìè"  ïå÷àòàåòñÿ
      ïî ìàøèíîïèñíîìó òåêñòó. Òåêñò ýïèëîãà íå ñîõðàíèëñÿ.
           Ïðîëîã è ýïèëîã "ñîãëàøàòåëÿ"  ñ  "íå÷èñòûìè"  âïåðâûå  îïóáëèêîâàíû  â
      Ïîëí. ñîáð. ñî÷., ò. III, Ãèõë, Ì. 1934 ã.
           "Ìèñòåðèÿ-áóôô" âî âòîðîì âàðèàíòå áûëà ïîñòàâëåíà â 1921 ã. â  Òîìñêå,
      Ïåðìè  (Ìîëîòîâå),   Òàìáîâå,   Åêàòåðèíáóðãå   (Ñâåðäëîâñêå),   Êðàñíîäàðå,
      Õàðüêîâå, Îìñêå; â 1922 ã. - â Èðêóòñêå, Êðàñíîÿðñêå; â 1923 ã.-â Ìîñêâå è â
      òðåõ òåàòðàõ Êàçàíè.
           Ñàâàîô - áèáëåéñêîå íàçâàíèå áîãà.
           Ñòðîêà 118. Ôðèäðèõøðàññå - óëèöà â Áåðëèíå.
           Ñòðîêà 124. Øåéäåìàí - ãåðìàíñêèé ïîëèòè÷åñêèé  äåÿòåëü,  ïðåäñòàâèòåëü
      ïðàâûõ ñîöèàë-äåìîêðàòîâ. Âî âðåìÿ íîÿáðüñêîé ðåâîëþöèè 1918 ã. â Ãåðìàíèè è
      çàòåì â ïåðèîä ñâîåãî ïðåáûâàíèÿ  åî  âðåìåííîì  ïðàâèòåëüñòâå  -  ïðåäàòåëü
      ãåðìàíñêîãî ïðîëåòàðèàòà.
           Ñòðîêà 132. Àëëåÿ Ïîáåä - ñì. ñòð. 493.
           Ñòðîêà 133. Ãîãåíöîëëåðíû - äèíàñòèÿ ïîñëåäíèõ ãåðìàíñêèõ èìïåðàòîðîâ.
           Ñòðîêà 151 ...îò Ôîøà ëè ýòî, èëè îò...-èìååòñÿ â âèäó  íàñòóïëåíèå  íà
      Ãåðìàíèþ, ïðåäïðèíÿòîå â 1918 ã. àðìèÿìè Àíòàíòû,  ïîä  îáùèì  êîìàíäîâàíèåì
      ôðàíöóçñêîãî ìàðøàëà Ôîøà, à òàêæå âñïûõíóâøåå â íîÿáðå 1918 ã.  â  Ãåðìàíèè
      ðåâîëþöèîííîå äâèæåíèå ðàáî÷èõ.
           Ñòðîêà 213. Âèâ ëÿ Ôðàíñ!-(ôðàíö. vive la  France!)  -  äà  çäðàâñòâóåò
      Ôðàíöèÿ!
           Ñòðîêà 217. Èìïåðèàë - ðóññêàÿ ñòàðèííàÿ çîëîòàÿ ìîíåòà.
           Ñòðîêà 276. Ëëîéä-Äæîðäæ - ñì. ñòð. 501.
           Ñòðîêà 573. Íèêîëàåâêè - óïîòðåáëÿåìîå â ïðîñòîðå÷èè  íàçâàíèå  öàðñêèõ
      áóìàæíûõ äåíåã, âûïóùåííûõ ïðè Íèêîëàå II.
           Ñòðîêà 585. Ñóõàðåâêà - ðàñïðîñòðàíåííîå  íàçâàíèå  îäíîãî  èç  êðóïíûõ
      ìîñêîâñêèõ ðûíêîâ, ñóùåñòâîâàâøåãî íà Ñóõàðåâîé  (íûíå  Êîëõîçíîé)  ïëîùàäè.
      "Ñóõàðåâêà" áûëà îäíèì èç ãëàâíûõ î÷àãîâ ñïåêóëÿöèè, è â êîíöå 1920 ã.  ýòîò
      ðûíîê áûë çàêðûò.
           Êëåìàíñî - ñì. ñòð. 502.
           Ñòðîêà 1309. ...òðåòüÿ êàòåãîðèÿ -  èìåþòñÿ  â  âèäó  ïðîäîâîëüñòâåííûå
      êàðòî÷êè, ïî ðàçëè÷íûì êàòåãîðèÿì êîòîðûõ ñíàáæàëîñü ãîðîäñêîå  íàñåëåíèå  â
      ãîäû ãðàæäàíñêîé âîéíû.
           Ñòðîêà 1717. "Äîëîé òèðàíîâ, ïðî÷ü ñêîâû" -  ïåðâàÿ  ñòðîêà  ïîïóëÿðíîé
      ðåâîëþöèîííîé ïåñíè "Êðàñíîå çíàìÿ".
           Ñòðîêè 1884-1889. Âçäîð ïåðåòðÿõèâàíèå! Íóæíû  íàçíà÷åíöû...  Âîò  òåáå
      ðàç! Íåîáõîäèìû áóôåðà-ñ. - Èìååòñÿ â âèäó äèñêóññèÿ î ïðîôñîþçàõ  1920-1921
      ãã.
           Ñòðîêè 2128-2129. Òâåðñêàÿ, Ñàäîâàÿ - óëèöû â Ìîñêâå. Òâåðñêàÿ  -  íûíå
      óëèöà Ãîðüêîãî.
 
      Ãîä: 1921
 

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